He needs to steal the rumble gimmick

>Matt and Nick #1 and #2
>Omega return
>Punk and Bryan face off tease
>Wardlow entering and powerbombing six guys one after another
>The HOOK pop
>Okada shows up - double elimination with Kenny setting up the match in AEW
>no dumb celebrities
>someone fresh like Darby winning to launch him to the main event
would be pure kino

Imagine the smell emanating from this cringe ass redditor. Go back

>Dante Martin wins
There. I saved you an hour of your time.

this. The rumble is still a better idea than anything that he has come up with. Just take the idea and make it cool again because Vince has lost the plot

Casino Rumble

whats stopping them? Just give it another name

Did WCW ever do a battle royale gimmick?

The casino battle royale is basically his attempt to force an AEW version of the rumble so it can be "innovative" when it just sucks.

NJPW and Impact do similar shit but with pins/submisisons.

No way. I'd be an even more indie-rific version of MLW's Battle Riot.

Royal rumble where the final two are put into a singles match is a license to print money. Tired babyface vs fresh heel. Babyface looks like a million bucks overcoming the odds. Heel looks like a mega douche exploiting an injury to win. It's impossible to fuck up

World War III

Lmao remember tna's reverse battle royale?

the casino battle royale is just Tony's way of being able to book the bottom 40% of his roster without having to think about anything. It always feels low budget and unimportant

There’s a bunch of gimmick matches I’d love AEW to steal.

>Royal Rumble
>Elimination Chamber
>Hell in a Cell

E drones would screetch but who the fuck cares. Vince didn’t even invent any of those things anyway.

BASED. I NEED THIS, BROS

Who cares you know none of them will win it

Well that's what the Rumble is, it's just a matter of legacy and booking. If AEW wanted to make it a bigger deal, they would, but it's gonna feel like an imitation no matter what they do, so downplaying it is at least an understandable move.

That's because you don't watch the product. He uses it showcase feuds.

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I prefer the Aztec Warfare variation. I never saw what the big deal was with simply tossing someone over the ropes. Even less so these days because the whole "he's so fat, you can't toss him over" gimmick doesn't apply as much anymore, since even the fat guys get flipped and suplexed by small skinny types in regular matches.

Not to mention, the whole "winner gets a title shot at WM" thing pretty much eliminates most, and sometimes ALL, doubt of who will win. Like, come on, we knew Brocko was gonna lose to Bobbo so that he would win the Rumble for the Roman match. Most years you already know who will win and it all becomes more a case of "which has been is gonna make a cameo this year?"

>Instantly bury the whole thing with two midgets dressed up like butch lesbians from the 80's doing gymnastics
>Use the Rumble to just do all the same spots and schtick your guys do every week on tv
>Use your big surprise to give a feud to Omega who didn't draw shit and has been terrible in AEW
>Every single thing that happens only appeals to the same fanboys they already appeal to every show and not anyone else
>Darby wins because people don't understand people like when underdogs who they perceive as being held down win, not when a guy they've clearly always held highly is handed a win and fanboys pretend it's an amazing moment and hw overcame the odds
Kek.

why downplay it though? everyone can bitch about it this year but the royal rumble is usually the one ppv that everyone likes and pays attention to. aew's fanbase were all WWE fans at one point, and even if they don't watch anymore they still know that the rumble is a good idea and is kino as fuck when it's executed the right way. The only people bitching would be bitter old smarks, and they're going to watch anyways so who cares? don't steal the shit ideas but also don't not steal the good ones just because you want to look original that's retarded

Except all those matches are defined by WWE, which is why you're mentioning them by a WWE trademarked name, same as the whole format and wrestling concept of AEW is what WWE defined. No need to always cry about WWE, especially when you want more WWE in AEW, instead of less. And I'd love to hear where you saw the Chamber before WWE.

you can be contrarian all you want user, but if even one thing that said happened, the AEW rumble would be way better than the shit that edrones watched today. knowing Tony though, all of those things would happen plus even more surprises

That's exactly what they did.
>We'll do the Rumble, but everyone has cards and there's a joker
So most people come put in little herds of jobbers with no entrance, hit the ring, and have a poorly executed clusterfuck. And it's all just to say 'it's not the EXACT same as WWE!' They should only change rules or whatever if they have a better idea, not just for the sake of it, because then it's literally
>The Rumble, but shittier

>>The HOOK pop
the rest sound good but this one would be absolute DIMES. imagine him facing off against some top guy

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yeah I know that's what I'm saying. AEW should just do a straight up rumble without all of the other bullshit because it's what people are used to and it's what they want. If you want to change it up do what the other anons like suggested and have the final two have a match or something but the casino battle Royale is not the rumble.

alright, here we go, #1 Original Donut Steal Very Best Idea, the CASINO CHAMBER RUMBLE: no cage, but 5 plexiglass pods on every side of the ring and one OPAQUE plexiglass pod at the top of the ramp, give me one million hot dogs

holy fucking cringola when did gay redditrannies invade the board?

Obviously not being contrarian, you can do all that shit, except maybe the Bucks because starting with two tiny guys just looks bad, but actually put some bigger, better moments and shit that appeals to more people. Okada is the big moment and you have him randomly come out at the Rumble at Home, nobody knows who the fk he is, and he gets eliminates with someone other people may have seen once, and when they saw him he was acting like a fucking goof or 69'ing a man in the ring. Maybe think of something better than that so it's a hype event everyone can enjoy and brings in more fans, not the same old shit we already get on tv.

AEW fans just want AEW to be WWE. They love WWE.

>contrarian
>for shitting on the tranny fed only faggots and redditors watch
O I am laffin!

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Nah they just hate seeing good ideas go to waste because Vincetty hasn't had an idea what to do with them in two decades

kek this. gayew is just wwe for obese redditors, as proven by this thread
>oh my science what if aew did wwe thing but put in a midget shitter instead?

gayew had a fucking BRASS RING MATCH LMFAO they had a wrestler hold a FUCKING RING

All my dimes

>All my dimes

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what? they could have Kenny dominating and acting like the favorite for a while until the countdown stops and Okada's music hits. Then Kenny does the whole "no it can't be him it's impossible" schtick in the ring until Okada comes out and the fuckin roof blows off. All AEW fans know who Okada is user wtf are you talking about

>gAyEW fags are unemployed shoot tranny reddit mods who get humiliated on fox news
KWAB

Rumble is so popular for the same reason Pokemon is so popular. It uses the gacha mechanic from Japan, when you introduce the idea of chance and randomness into something, it hooks people in the part of their brain that loves gambling. Just like getting a toy capsule, or walking through some grass in Pokemon, the Rumble's randomness and potential for rarity is addictive.

Fucking WORKED

Didn’t read lol. Go to bed bitchtits

dude no one cares because gayew sucks and is irrelevant. no one knows what it is

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>pokemon
>gacha mechanic
>japan
>toy capsule
Holy fuck edrones are fucking cringe lmfao

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we don’t sign our posts here

nah gayew faggots are cringe redditroons who need to go back

joshi bros.....

>replies in under a minute
Yup, you’re seething. Must have been a rough night for you.

user don't seethe we just want the rumble to be fun again unfortunately for drones the only way that's going to happen is it Tony Khan is booking it

I don't even like WWE, consolewars has rotted your brain

Watched the Rumble not sure what I thought about it, gonna listen for Dave's take later on just to be sure.

yeah I'm thinking DIMES upon DIMES

Holy kek this can't be real

They should do the aztec warfare style battle royal where you can eliminate through pinfall or submission

>they think wwe invented pro wrestling
sad state of affairs

drones watched the shittiest rumble ever an hour ago, but are pissed when someone has the idea that someone else could try to make it cool again lmao

>Yup, you’re seething

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lose weight and get the money mark midget’s micropenis out your mouth bro

yeah that'd be cool too just as long as they have entrances on an interval. AEW does such a good job keeping guys away from each other like imagine how kino it would be to see some of the boys face off against each other in the match that we don't get to see very often like Cody and Adam Cole or something

Could it be!
Could it be!
Yes it is indistinguishiable Jap #3 !!!

>drones watched the shittiest rumble ever an hour ago, but are pissed when someone has the idea that someone else could try to make it cool again lmao

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why do newfaggot aewtists think they can fit in by using words like “kino” and then expose themselves for being redditroons by marking out for fucking cawdy and adam cuck lmao

Yeah there's so many potential match ups out there

> yeah that'd be cool too just as long as they have entrances on an interval. AEW does such a good job keeping guys away from each other like imagine how kino it would be to see some of the boys face off against each other in the match that we don't get to see very often like Cody and Adam Cole or something

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Kino post aewbro

>why do newfaggot aewtists think they can fit in by using words like “kino” and then expose themselves for being redditroons by marking out for fucking cawdy and adam cuck lmao

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What if the final two starts a short time out to hype, they go to corners, etc, a ref gets in the ring and a regular match begins for final two.
Isn't this the point of wrestling to see who is better at wrestling not who gets lucky throws over top rope?

>newfaggot
you fucked up, user. calling people newfaggots is the biggest redditor giveaway. go back.

>aewtists redditor is samefagging
kek what a seething newfag bitch. Sad!

>aew is irrelevant
>every single post of his ITT is about AEW

actually the biggest newfaggot giveaway is being a gayew loving cocksucking tranny faggot. go back

What about a hell in a cell that is mechanical and starts out really small but continually expands?
AEW Dilation Station

Why do e-drones have reddit derangement syndrome?

>more buzzwords
can't you fit any more of the words that you saw during your three hours of lurking Any Forums in to that one post, user?

>MUST. DEFEND. AEW
take the trust fund midget’s micropenis out your mouth bro

They should call it "Rigmarole"

B...b...but my hotshot homosexual wrestling program burning itseld into a volcano of debt is the REAL number one promotion in the globe!!!1
GayEW! We are Elite!!!11!111

>defends reddit
yup, more proof aewtists are redditor newfags

can’t you go back ya gayew loving troon? bye

>itseld
pajeet detected

>MUST. ATTACK. AEW
take the 70 year old's roid-shrunk penis out of your mouth bro

why do so many retarded newfags simp and fellate a trust fund billionaire kiddie as they slave away at mcdonalds to pay for the new britt baker doll? Kinda pathetic

>IF YOU HATE GAYEW YOU LOVE WWE
kek what an obsessed crying tranny retard with a brain rotted by console wars. learn to enjoy your gay show without thinking about vince’s cock 24/7 ya homo. Keep seething

yeah exactly I think that would actually be really cool plus as the one user pointed out earlier in the thread you could have the final two be face/heel with the face having entered at #1 and the heel being a late entrant, which writes itself. or you could have face/face with a heel turn or heel/heel with a face turn. Having the final 2 wrestle a match is actually a way better than the way that they end the rumble

take your gay obese smark fantasy booking back to plebbit

kek this edrone malding

the royal rumble sucks as a match, there's only 3 rumbles in 34 years that are worth watching (92,98,01). that's a 0.09% chance that a randomly watched rumble won't suck

What did you think of the rumble bitchtits? pretty based, right?

>malding drones getting real uppity because they know that an AEW rumble would mog the fuck out of that shitshow that Vince put on tonight

Ya love to see it

>how to tell bitchtits just woke up

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what a sad life he has where he sees people having a fun thread with good discussion and he has to sperg out because it's not about wwe

>Turns into yet another meltdown thread
Too bad we couldn't actually shoot the shit about the topic. Ah well.

yeah it was a pretty good thread for a while until the console war bullshit invaded

Now they dilute it and give some good ideas to the bitches *(that ddt lita did thru the ropes) . Who the fuck wants to watch two hour long rumble matches? One being women!!11
Lool at the crowd shots during the women one holy cringe thesw disgusting incel manchildren neckbeards.
Yes i skipped thru to see if mae young's corpsw would enter or something on dailymotion trying to find the men's for knoxville

>Ctrl +F: Casino Ladder Match

y'all dumb as shit

>no crowd for AEW would know Okada

based retard

>clinging to dumb basketball fan tweets from over a year ago

Lol i hate both but hate GayEW more because it is fucking offensively homosexual. GayEW isn't even a viable business just a money pit for a pathetic paki who wishes he were white.
I don't watch either just shitpost and shit on how gay wrestling is now.
I'm an ECW / Attitude ascended God lapsed fan who will never watch this gay shit other than to mock you faggot fans.

casino match ain't the rumble and you know it user.

This is beyond dimes, the other replies are for seething dronies

>words
not reading that, faggot

What about a Casino Penis Match?
A Sonny Kiss Kisses your Son match?
A GayEW Bung Yucks Incest Dungeon match?

the attitude era was shit and AEW is miles ahead of it

You will never be a woman.

So you're a 30-something boomer opting to do this with your existence. And probably closeted.

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can you still consider someone closeted when they act like that much of a faggot though?

I heard rumble was tonight skipped through it, it sucked, came here to laugh at u fags and somehow GayEW faggots blow an even bigger fuse. I'm in bed with my wife. Incel neckbeard u unironically watch homosexual transgender cosplay wrestling you literal faggot.

kek based

lol you're here everyday

>I'm in bed with my wife

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>I'm in bed with my wife

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>I'm in bed with my wife

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I'm not a modern wrestling fan. I'm not a fag like you. I don't like jap shit. I don't like anime.
I liker ECW and Attitude. I'm heterosexual. I'm one of the millions of masculine looking men who left this gay shit featuring women, trannies, and faggots. Nice selfies though neckbeard female wrestling fans

>I'm in bed with my wife

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this is a pajeet guys. explains a lot.

ECW & Attitude both booked puro imports.

> captcha: 8TG4Y

Even it can tell lol

Kek based

>I liker ECW and Attitude. I'm heterosexual. I'm one of the millions of masculine looking men

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>>Use the Rumble to just do all the same spots and schtick your guys do every week on tv

Booking of it would be a collaborative effort of the boys who hold VP/Producer roles and Tony Khan. Almost all of its would be comedy or over the top multi man flippy shit.

Punk, Danielson and Mox would probably be the only ones with the pull to have the booking of their spots be improved and use it to setup future feuds or tease a future big matchup with them. Omega will have booked himself to look the strongest regardless.

Tony I know you post here make this shit happen NOW it'll be the final nail in the WWE coffin if you outdo their signature match

>unironically being a wrestling mark in 2022

fucking hell how old is this place. please go back if you arent trolling, you make us look bad

If you don't like wrestling you don't belong here

Cody's the only one who tries to make actual storylines and kino, plus puts people over. Let Cody book a Rumble, then all Tony has to do is trim down the spots and hijinx because Cody puts way too much complicated shit in sometimes, and then you have something.

>drone seething because user booked a better rumble than WWE did tonight

Let Cody and Jericho book it based on big moments that Tony wants and Tony has final cut. That's the key.

They should just rip off Aztec Warfare from Lucha Underground, the Casino Battle Royals have consistently been some of their worst moments

>Cody's the only one who tries to make actual storylines and kino

I agree but i hate the way Cody presents himself everything about how hes booked himself and the things he's done in AEW come across as him not being able to get over Triple H and has booked himself into being Triple H. The only different is hes not giving himself the belt constantly.

...

That's the only problem with Cody, sometimes he tries way too hard and makes things over-convoluted in a way that doesn't resonate with casuals. He's such a wrestling nerd he assumes everyone is on the same page as him and a lot of the time they aren't

The joker is always a surprise entrant you spastic

>like when we were kids
Holy grow up lmao. Why are wrestling fans such manchildren?

He can have a Royal Rumble just cant call it the Royal Rumble . Im pretty sure WWE owns the TM on that.

Tranny Crumble

They could do it on the Jags field call it Fall Fumble
or just continue violating dogs like he does a lot

The rules don't matter, the style doesn't matter, whether it's WWE or AEW or Impact, it's always a clusterfuck of dudes mostly filling time and doing a couple of spots before they get bounced. All you really want is a good story to emerge from it and make you want to see what happens in the future. Tonight, they should have made it about Orton in his hometown, have him come in earlier but not at obvious spots like #1 or #2, have him and Riddle work together to eliminate everyone else, be last two in the ring, and let him put over Riddle and get him started on a main event type run. Spotlight the hometown veteran, elevate a relatively young guy, for WWE anyway, to the next level, probably surprise a lot of people with the finish, etc. Or highlight someone else and make it their night instead, whether it's Boogs or Sheamus or who the fuck ever. It didn't need to be the Brock and Roman show basically from start to finish, it just reinforces what everyone complains about their recent booking. The problem with the AEW Casino Battle Royale is that there's already the rankings system for granting title shots and random other eliminator matches so it really doesn't feel special or necessary at all, and the stories that come out of it are almost always some midcard shit overshadowed by the title matches and upper card angles going on.

How did that work? You throw them in the ring?

everyone started outside, first 8 to enter move on, a lot of dumb fighting instead of entering the ring, throwouts until last 2, last 2 do a regular match

>visited my sister and her family over the weekend
>had a nice meal, played some cards and shit, went drunk and went to sleep
>wake up
>Any Forums begs Tony Khan to finally give us a good rumble again
Looks like WWE is doing a better job of advertising AEW than AEW themselves kek

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holy heck this is the most based idea i've seen ever since bryan vs punk 60 min iron man match at wrestle mania!!! heckin heck

The last 3 AEW "Casino" Battles Royale have been p good desu

What name would AEW's version of royal rumble have?