Last call

wut do?

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You WILL eat the eggs

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Nice cans. I'd recycle them for the refund if you understand my drift.

Call the dog pound.

What could you do that hasnt been done already.
I guess murder the bitch, but thats assuming she hasnt OD'd and got revived too.

Impregnate her while suck her titties!

I would steal her beers and then leave her there

do a 360 and walk away

How does a women end up in this situation?

Send to gulag :^)

stop making Any Forums type threads on Any Forums?

Daddy issues.

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Drinking far too much.
It happens for both men and women so don't make it into a gender thing.

I wish I could vomit on her pussy and tits, but I'm not there and haven't had anything to drink.

Find her a blanket and pillow and chase away rapist.

You know what to do.
Let the human instinct overflow.
What happens next is entirely up to you.

If she's able to communicate, I'd pay for an Uber to take her home. If she's in some kind of alcohol poisoning state, I'd call an ambulance.

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TRASH CAN TIME

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>not wearing matching top and bottom
disgusting, avoid that gutter trash

Only sensible answer.

Rape and pee on her

By being women.

Blanket over her, call cab, send to cheap hotel, they'd probably let her stay for the night for free in America

Contact the authorities and keep my distance. There's a high probability that she's infested with disease.

Probably call an ambulance.

that picture looks staged. the sexy lingerie and high heals gives it away

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Use like 5-6 rolls of duct tape to tape her to the bench and then walk away

I'm a man who has drank too much before and I never ended up in women's lingerie on a public bench.

Pee on her face.

Take her golden necklace, you faggot.

Cover her up. Tilt her head the right way so she vomits without choking. Keep walking.

Theres a big difference between a man getting shitfaced and a woman. Chicks arent running around looking to rape drunk men.

Not my problem. Never will be. I don’t hang out at bars and when I do I’m never there until 3.

It's 100% staged. She's literally posing, look at her right leg and foot.

Just put her in a bed with some blankets. What a gay fucking thread.

Me, put inside, you nothing
i recognize those beer brands

This too

Definitely fake

If the answer isn’t ensure she makes her way home safely and securely, look in the mirror the next time you whine about MUH NIGGERS, MUH JOOS

Kek.

She put those clothes on sober.

Holy shit new zealanders are fucking retarded, what direction would you be facing if you 360'd dumbass

But off a public bench it's normal.

Britain.

yeah she is pretty tense for a passed out bitch

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Newfag detected.

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call the cops

Ah, fucking thank you.
I needed a good laugh.

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