Aus Any Forums wakey wakey, eggs and bakey

G'day cunts. I hope you all have a ripper of a day except Ian.
news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/what-china-invading-taiwan-would-mean-for-australia/news-story/d7047097693dec6356940d0378229e09
> Get ready to die for zog, with no nuke subs
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>Imagine the hairy puss this guy is gonna get now
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> Fuck sake 20 years.
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> Hadutz cunt
Friendly reminder that China blocked domestic travel in and out of Wuhan, but kept international flights going from that airport until all countries blocked, because chinks said it's racist.

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>Get ready to die for zog, with no nuke subs
Military already rejected me on mental health grounds (depression diagnosis 6 years ago) despite passing all the other assessments so not my problem

Checked, also I'm eating eggs right now,
LMAO at you eggless cunts, you have
no eggs, and here I am with a plate of
scrambled ones just having an awesome
time, why even live?

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Didn't have time this morning, might cook up an omelette for dinner, chooks have been laying a lot lately.

Omelettes are one of my favourites lately, just a really easy way to make something filling quickly, also cheap

Wtf
Meant for

I cook up bacon with a bit of water (crispy), take it off, throw my onion or whatever else you want in the omelette. Diced my bacon up and throw it into the omelette sometimes. You can call me the one pan man.

Poached or nothing.
Do not settle for second best.

FEDPOL FAGGOTS!
>NOBODY GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU EAT YOU JEWISH SWINE INSTACOCK INTERNET VALIDATIONS NEEDING FUCKING SAND NIGGER SHITSKIN DOGS!
HARDEN THE FUCK UP!
>FOOD TALK IS FED COMMS FAGGOTS

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What is this absolute garbage tier slide post base this on, fucking ugly cunt?

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Your future breakfast, all of you

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Enjoying the sun with my cat.

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Nice dress

Greetings.

Cor. Bushmeat sammiches!

It's my dead granddads dreasing gown.

reapply, they're letting in actual trannies who want to cut their dick/tits off and get it done at taxpayer expense.

However, our military is a fucking joke so it was probably for the best.

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>trannies who want to cut their dick/tits off and get it done at taxpayer expense.
on top of that, they can claim the surgery on DVA so they can have full compensation for life after they leave.

What do you reckon a few ovaries worth of human eggs would be like?

Would you fight beside one? The hell I wouldn't.

My nan just gave me my granddad's night gown. It's from that book that Leonardo DiCaprio stars in where he's the rich dude who has parties all the time. Tits as fuck.

>trannies
>fight
lmao, not in current year ADF. They're promoted up to headquarters quickly because of the diversity quotas or they're clarks/social media officers

they go nowhere near weapons because they're likely to kill themselves if they saw themselves in a mirror that day