How do i be the bottom that tops want

how do i be the bottom that tops want

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1. Get in shape
2. Clean your bussy out before you get fucked
3. Be pleasant to talk to and have around
4. Don't be a weird soulless amoral null who glorifies and fetishizes the absolute worst aspects of humanity and has a gravitational pull towards chaos and evil while also putting on a thin, performative veneer of innocence and telling people whatever they want to hear

My bf rly likes when I sniff his arm pits

be a good dog

Uhhhh why did you just completely accurately describe me for #4

no can do on #4 daddy

Second most common bottom type, I know my bottoms

Do you have any suggestions on how to avoid that

alternatively be my therapist

noo don't make me ur doggy I'd hate that aha

I'm not saying it can't be fixed, but I don't know how to fix it and when I tried it was an exercise in misery and futility, sorry

Don't get shit on my dick and be submissive telling me that you like my dick if you do and that it's big if it is. Cuddle

God I hate 4’s but they’re really fun to fuck and hurt

what's the most common?

The "silent majority" bottom:
>Semi-introverted and nerdy
>soft but not overtly feminine
>though secretly sort-of-wishes to be more overtly feminine
>ranges from twink archetype to s o y boy archetype
>has mostly straight friends, often closeted or at least discreet
>possibly bisexual, possibly gay, can never quite decide, picks a label at some point for the sake of convenience
>kinky tastes in porn, fairly vanilla sex life
>doesn't have a lot of sex while single, goes on grindr maybe once a year, mostly just because they realize it's been almost a year since they had sex
>pretty stable partner if & when they get a bf

Third most common is the disney princess/pillow princess

>4. Don't be a weird soulless amoral null who glorifies and fetishizes the absolute worst aspects of humanity and has a gravitational pull towards chaos and evil while also putting on a thin, performative veneer of innocence and telling people whatever they want to hear
why do i feel like i know so many of these people

Sounds like me I hope I find a stable partner one day

holy shit lmao

Tops wants Masc bottoms the most
Aka Twunks

I can just see the pathetic male "adult" that you describe and I want him to die from a torn-open asshole
Christ, what the fuck
How do people become bottoms

>4. Don't be a sociopath.
That's good advice, though hard to follow if you happen to be a sociopath.

I think it's more like BPD than sociopathy, but "mental health" as a science is still pretty much a joke so it's still really anybody's guess

I feel so seen.

Hmm, I don't know that I'd agree. My sister is BPD, and she's not like that. She's just super over-emotional and gets angry easily and does really stupid shit a lot. And also can't stand it if she isn't talking non-stop.