I just got caught cheating.
>chilling at bf's
>laugh at something dumb on tv
>accidentally fart
>bf smells it
>he gets really quiet
>confronts me about not recognizing the smell
>asks me point blank if I went eating somewhere new
>instantly fold and confess crying that I went on a date with new fwb
>now on the street crying writing this
stinky
this cant be real
i could never fart around someone else
is this fembrained?
you wouldn't fart for a guy you like?
rip user. get off the street and and apologize.
that's what you get for trying to cheat on a fart connoisseur you dumb slut
maybe i would if he really wanted me to...
i would still find it gross and humiliating though
if a guy has really high testosterone then smelling your farts makes them like you more
well i like guys with high testosterone...
i would only do it if they ask though
would you eat a bag of prunes if your bf asked you to?
uhm yes? i dont mind prunes
well you can enjoy the prunes and he can inhale your farts
larp but I'll pretend it's not and say
good.
didnt I read this like a week ago?
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Oh look it's this thread again.
umm sweeaty... this isn't twitter...
wait, it isn't?
eating a bag of prunes won't make you fart much it will just give you diarrhea
hearing my transgf having painful diarrhea is one of my kinks