Be mtf

>be mtf
>went to a friend's party and get wasted
>the next morning, friend is waking me up
>as I hazily open my eyes, realize I have morning wood making a tent in my skirt
>jump up and cover it, but look around to see all the other drunks waking up were staring at me
>run out to my car while covering my crotch and speed on my way home
>get pulled over, fail a breathalyzer and get a dui
fuck

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Should have just slept it off in your car

what? they’ve never seen a girl with an erection before??

Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (agh!)

It's really surprising that this string of bad decisions ended poorly for you

I bet you're fun at parties

Funny that you would say that in a thread about not having fun at a party

>morning wood
gotta get ur levels checked sis

you shouldn't have morning wood on a real hrt dose

I get morning wood and my levels are fine

You are overreacting it. Its normal for young men to have a morning wood. Maybe your friends were just jealous of your size

Ameristani cops still give you dui for sleeping in your car kek

>>morning wood
>gotta get ur levels checked sis

This. Imagine even remembering what an erection feels like

>I get morning wood and my levels are fine

user, part of knowing the right dose for you is matching your bloods up to your lived experience. I dont produce sperm, i dont get spontaneous erections.

You shouldn't either, unless you are genetically ahuman.

yea def this,

i stopped having it like first week into hrt lmao

I don't produce sperm either
I just wake up with erections sometimes and it goes away when I pee
My testosterone levels are very low so I don't see it as being a problem

Everyone is different. Some people continue to have erections even after orchiectomy

yea tru
i can still have erections but they just never happen randomly

>run out to my car while covering my crotch
I feel like that made your situation worse not better

kek
+1 reason for me not to drink

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alcohol would have metabolized by then.

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>t. to be DUI