Whenever my boymoder gf is mad/jealous at me she eats a bag of dried fruit on purpose so she can fart a lot and deny sex
Whenever my boymoder gf is mad/jealous at me she eats a bag of dried fruit on purpose so she can fart a lot and deny sex
Nicholas Gonzalez
Camden Kelly
>diaper posting
>fart posting
lgbt was a mistake
Nathan Foster
fuck those sticky farts right out of her user
Luis Barnes
does dried fruit really give you the braps?
Brayden Brooks
Yes. Depends on the type though. If you want the worst most horrific farts in existence, eat a pound of dried apricots. I guarantee you will regret it.
Leo Perez
would you eat them again if a guy you really liked asked you to?
Ryder Rivera
Tell her braps are just pneumatic lube
Robert Reed
Ha! What an epic prank to play on a friend LOL.
This was a great lgbt post OP haha i tip my cap!
Ryan Howard
you're not gonna let her stinky braps stop you from pinning her down, OP are you?
Christian Torres
Ummm, like I love dried apricots, they are one of my favorite foods. Without fail, every year I forget their side effects, eat an entire bag in one sitting and am in horrible house destroying farting pain for an entire day. Last time I did it is was literally a minute or two between horrible, god awful farts for 8-12 hours straight while I literally had difficulty moving from the pain.
Cooper Cruz
I know your fat ass has seen some farts
Bentley Sanchez
apricots already make you gassy and dried apricots are treated with sulfur dioxide so it would make sense why it would make you stink like an outhouse
Grayson Mitchell
don't they make your poops super hard and big?
Jaxon Jenkins
Seriously, if you want braps, put your trans gf on an all apricot diet. You will regret it.
Angel Jones
Ohoho a bold riposte haha well done haha i laugh heartily!
Tyler Kelly
If you don't drink a lot of water with them. They are full of fiber so you have to drink a lot of water (which I keep forgetting when I binge that delicious forbidden fruit)
Gavin Wright
let me rephrase the question, would you let your bf hook up a tube to your butt with a breathing mask on him after you eat a pound of apricots?
Ian Kelly
your post-apricot poops are the real forbidden fruit
Sebastian Lopez
washed out hon rage
Jose Carter
omg lol
Joseph Rivera
I am stealing ur gir girl.
He would have to pay me very well... One way or another I'd better get something seriously good out of that arrangement
Sebastian Harris
>washed out
What?
>hon
Who?
>rage
Why?
Use small words i had a very full work day so im unwinding with micheladas