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Bukakke sauce

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You could have waited until page 9 before making a new thread, but at least this one doesn't feature blood...

blood.....

my girl dick is vibrating in excitement

Morning girls. How are y'all doing? Hope you slept well.

I’m never getting out of bed again. Shovelling is my life now

I apologize for all of drunk rootys retarded posts yesterday

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i want to be as cute as op picrel
we never needed to hear about this

w-why do you just shovel user.......

It won’t stop FUCKING snowing

Okay now time to get drunk all over again

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i wanna get stick-and-poked by a cute grill

how about having a white Friday?

What's that, it better not involve sobriety.

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God this is so d8umb.

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>it better not involve sobriety
I have bad news for you...

is vesperia the good tales or is it abyss?

I'LL DRINK UNTIL I'M DEAD
It's Vespiria. But if you like that one, I recommend playing Abyss after.

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Ugh
I should have bought a few cider at the store

No time like the present ole' chum

Am dwunk with dad

Cheers to dad

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I couldn't get into any Tales desu. I tried Graces F, Hearts, Abyss, and Symphonia, didn't really like any of em.

I'm scared of leaving the house whilst my stew is cooking

yeh

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Yeh :)

The combat and characters are the best part. You kinda just tolerate everything else lmao.
After your stew you gotta go get cider grrrrrr

DRINK THE PLAIN WATER JACKIE

nini

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Okay will do

>wake up
>i hug frog plush
>do my morning routine
>go back
>hump the frog
>hug the frog
please don't tell me this is my life now until i get an actual boyfriend

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I'm taking a break from alcohol, only drink on saturdays for now. So thank God it's friday.

>hump the frog
What the FUCK

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blood.........

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Ok, spending the morning looking through art supplies that I need to buy for class. Kinda fun, just sucks not being able to handle stuff in-person, but whatever, this is beginner-level stuff.

I will only drink the plain alcohol
Excellent
Sweet dreams my sweet crush.
Living the neet life like a proper tranner...except the frog is supposed to be a giraffe...
Only a matter of time now...

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>started HRT at 18
>on it till 22
>run out one day
>never refill
>been off HRT almost a year
I have no intentions of starting HRT again.
Does this prove I was just an AGP or confused? Did I get meme'd into ruining my college years?

my big frog plush! he's like a boyfriend simulator to me :(
whether it be a frog or a giraffe...at least its not the fucking ikea cringe shark
i saved this magnificent image

please....the poor thing...have mercy .__.

^___^

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FUCKING blahaj. Fufu is the only plush I need.

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Lol fiona le frog humper :^)

>blood

>plain alcohol

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I've fucked 3 different guys from tinder in the past 2 weeks

YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS YOSHI DON'T DENY IT!!! ;____;
fufu is not for humping fufu is for pure cuddling
;_____; myxi doctor nurse girl woman nurse lady woman nurse myxi pls help

God I wish I was a slut

careful you don't get aids
Or do
That'd be fucking hilarious

i can't WAIT until my libido is fucking DEAD again

Alcohol is alcohol. When I was a teenager, the dumb teens and I used to drink hand sanitizer to get drunk at school.
I did ur mum
Hard to believe that fufu is 21 years old. She's getting old with me uwu

based laffy

You will be ok

>tfw you've not fucked anyone since 2019

>When I was a teenager, the dumb teens and I used to drink hand sanitizer to get drunk at school.
Omg fiona that is so bad

putting my entire paycheck into monero
like a boss

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See, of all the games I played, I didn't even like the characters. Found all of em annoying. The music was good though.
Good morning Fiona, are you feeling any better from last night? Didn't like seeing you so upset.

fufu is an immortal baby uwu
tfw
that's rooty luv xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
nope

i think im just kinda done with life

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Future millionaire detected.

>When I was a teenager, the dumb teens and I used to drink hand sanitizer to get drunk at school.
well that explains a lot

I HAVE BECOME FIONA
At parts they can get really annoying yeah.
I can't decide between burying her with me or leaving her for future generations but idunno if I trust future generations ugh ugh ugh
Oh thats nothing. We used to have head bashing competitions on our lockers.

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>YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS YOSHI DON'T DENY IT!!! ;____;
i must admit...i do...

>blood
yeh :^)

why not

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Yeah, explains why my hand sanitizer sucks now. They will do anything to prevent teens from getting high on a product, including make that product useless.

insomnia

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