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Trans Und Panzer Edition

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ugh im doing hw but it sucks and is gay

>I can't believe things are real
true
>it sucks and is gay
sounds alright to me

>the trick is to have blessed dice
this game uses proprietary dice
>picrel
nice dice and nice dice case

>this game uses proprietary dice
nooooo whyy

>>nice dice and nice dice case
:D

How many girls here like WW2 stuff? Caroline liked such things, as Maiq recalls. Sophie likes Nazi uniforms but may not be interested in WW2 really.

do you think i could look like a girl

sometimes it trips me out that other people are like
real autonomous sentient beings
that can see me and think
much like I do myself
I dunno why cause like I already know this to be true I can't ever remember not knowing it to be true but like....
jesus fuck

no you look too colored

Hello friend, what is your name?

YES

i enjoy history broadly, war history tends to wear me out emotionally but i do think it's really interesting. dan harmon's 'hardcore history' episodes on rome were incredible

now you have to ask yourself, how did you get inside your mind, instead of one of theirs

im a creep kekw

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WW2 is done to death and there's too many retards like this in games and stuff related to WW2
youtu.be/PxS1H7oqrSI
But I also grew up helping out at a war museum so I'm pretty burnt out on war history in general

I like learning about the time period in general. Also my grandpa was in the most documented surgical unit in WW2 and was in north Africa, Sicily, Normandy and further.

CNT girl because no pasaran!

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hah dan carlin i mean

idgi

Night night

im not really colored but probably right
how can you tell if someone can look like a female?

sleep good candy

I should cease to be me

>how can you tell if someone can look like a female?
i have truesight

>I should cease to be me
naw stay here and chill with us

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I do
like history and also weapons n shit
really enjoy when thread tankposts ngl

im a true chad and no one can tell me other wise :3

Yeah it was also cool how my grandpa was proud he never had to fire a weapon even though he was in all sorts of action

Maiq takes great comfort in this, especially when he sees how smart and interesting other people are and he thinks, this world is so full of fascinating people, it is amazing.

Maiq studies mostly medieval society and especially religion. But as a war gamer, Maiq has piled up much knowledge of warfare throughout history.

>WW2 is done to death
yes sometimes Maiq thinks it was fought yo be licensed as movies, games, etc, etc
that Peep Show clip is very relatable, unfortunately

quite interesting!

hehe let’s do it friend

if so, then you must like WW2 a lot

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it sjusta a meme

My grandfather was in the military and like the majority of his friends as well as high profile generals and shit have been outed as pedos and rapists in the past couple years and they're all still supported by him and the rest of the vets he knows.
Really makes you have some opinions about the military here

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hello friend i think a few people know me but i kind of like not being recognized by everyone so i think i will go with a different name instead of my usual one
hmmmm time to come up with something on the spot aaaaaa i wasn't prepared
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ah geeze umm
i keep coming up with good ones but they're all already taken by someone else >_>
you can call me cloud i guess that is a nice name

i might get some fast food :) she made an emote of this

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oh no you outted yourself as not a chad

then i'm gonna need to see some registration

i bet that was so difficult and frightening, but imagine the pride you'd feel in yourself

>ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ah geeze umm
morty

what’s the context here user?

oh have you used that name here before, somewhat recently?

aight
don't actually have any pictures of tanks on this phone
just anime alot of anime

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Exactly what I said. Canadian military being shit

lmfao
no i've never gone by cloud
i kind of want to go with something else instead though i kind of like the name homework so i'm gonna go with that instead

umm uhhh seems like i forgot my chad pass at home but it shouldn't matter since im a chad..
yes

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Why is it that the trans women who are the biggest terf bootlickers (Debbie Hayton, Kristina Harrison, etc.) are all the biggest hon "AGP" stereotypes?

>but it shouldn't matter since im a chad..
everything checks out, have a wonderful evening

what does GPA mean user?

that's grade point average user
speaking of, mine is gonna tank this semester because of too many difficult classes >_>

other people mostly frighten me
you can never tell what they're thinking or what their motives are why they all do these things they do :(
nothing ever makes sense and I can't understand

The STUG is quite a cutie. Maiq fought many of them earlier tonight. Generally, they are very hard to take on without getting behind them but Maiq got one in the sights of a couple of Shermans and destroyed it. That was the game where Maiq’s team best the Germans.

lol homework is a good one, lots of innuendo
>homework is too hard
>no one likes doing homework
>homework can suck my dick

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LMAO i didn't even think about that
i sure hope my gf likes doing hw uwu

if loneliness didn't hurt so bad I'd fully recluse away and never talk to anybody ever again
I'm glad the internet helps fill the void

I kinda miss the virgin vs Chad memes being a new thing ngl

we're here naz, sleepy, but here

>what's even the current meme
soijaks, chuds and enbies

Virgin Panzer IV versus Chad T-34

Virgin Panzer IV
>a tank that wears skirts
>more like Pansy IV
>how’s that snow treating ya?
>less than 9,000 made in 6 years wattt

Chad T-34
>surprise Fritz!
>two-week operational life more than enough
>so good they made 80,000
>AHHHHHH MOTHERLANDDDD

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Its pretty wild how long Wojak has been a relevant meme for

Like there are surely kids out there posting soijaks who are younger than the actual meme

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>T-34
what does the t-34 wear

does the jaw and brow get bigger age 16 to age 18?

I can't stand small girls with big dicks

pretty based
am sleepy too
but I don't wanna be

I love it

frost and blood of fascists

unfortunately for Maiq and the Allies, the Germans took their revenge in the second game with their crazy powerful Panthers

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love the tank

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How can I call myself a man when tiny little fragile cute woman like [redacted] had a slinky dinky at least thrice the volume of mine?

you can't might as well troon out

in game two, Maiq’s team had four Cromwells (picrel) which are actually pretty fast but they are woefully undergunned against the equally fast Panthers

why would it even matter friend

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true

what were the best british/american/australian tanks?

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That's going to make it even smaller
She'll make fun of me ;_;

im brown

I'M AWAKE STILL

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British tanks generally were behind German and American designs, so much so that British forces used Shermans fit with British guns as they tried to develop their own which usually showed up a day late and a pound short, so to speak. While both British and Americans created some good designs late in the war (the Comet for the former and Pershing and Chaffee for the latter), Sherman variants were the major workhorse of the Western Allies especially considering they always enjoyed numerical superiority to the Germans.

but does it matter? yours goes in hers and hers is useless

this place is completely fucking deranged and unhinged holy shit

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chasers cringe

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over

how is your arm, Cutest One

im such a terrible person

Why freb

Don't worry about it, it obvs hurts but it's good.

I'm sorry

it’s pretty safe in here, outer /tttt/ is hell tho

meant to say, yours goes in her*

Maiq has been worried about it constantly tbqdesu

i wish i was girl or female

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True but
true
Me too!

It's a habit, don't worry about it famsquad. Ain't my first rodeo.
What the frick, stop being awake. It's bed time fucknuts.

whats the difference

hug

same

same

the fact that you do it again and again is what worries Maiq the most

see there you go, you just have to see the practical side of things

Yeah I'm sorry frem. Addictions are hard to break.

id be ok with being male if i was femael or was feminine enough to be a woman

???

ayyy same

huh that's interesting. if nothing else i like the name of the comet. also it may be heresy but i've always thought the sherman looked doofy lol.

true

>it’s pretty safe in here
shh, don't you bring that evil on us

i just wanna be girl or female whats so hard to understand

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no joke how do i get a boyfriend that teases/bullies me and is v dommy but is also sweet sometimes? like where would i even meet someone like that? do guys like that even exist?

what is the difference between female and girl?

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one set is a member of the other

My gf works at McDonald's and told me the mcrib is made of new employees the sprite monster bites and kills :o

not all girls are female and not all females are girls

ur strange

Kinda feels like we're slowly weeding out everyone other than the most insane people

because everyone with any sense sees this and leaves

Maiq just wants you to feel happy

>the sherman looked doofy
no, you are right it does and that is a good word for it
>don't you bring that evil on us
how do you mean?

many heterosexual men naturally treat women this way

yes the Sprite Monster is a Daedroth from Oblivion

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shit ok yea ur right. id have to actually boot up tinder which is cringe but mayb its worth.

>how do you mean?
if you alert broader /tttt/ to the relative placidity of this place, they will come!

If anything is making me come here less it's that there's like 5 different chaser trips rn

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I want a mcrib now, but also about three kg of gyoza

nah it is hard for them to fit in here if they even wanted to, it’s hard for Maiq to explain

>gyoza
oh wow that would be delicious

well that's a relief

i'm learning about my 'attachment style' have you heard of this?

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over

yes Maiq is pretty familiar with attachment styles theory because of watching videos made by therapists

i wish i had known this when i was 20 lol, nobody told me

Pic of me looking like a faggoty art kid pre-transition

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got a cool flipping mount

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Maiq only learned about it last year
has it helped you then?

sloppy cum filled bussy

and nobody waits for me, but I know
nobody takes from me what I grow
secret garden, disregard my heart

hrm

They call me Ashe "the Bussy Destroyer"

miserable

wretched

it just gives me a framework to understand my feelings that i lacked before. being able to conceptualize the pattern i tend to follow gives me a nice sense of control. and this is a new lens to view other's behavior through and that'll help me better understand their needs and how to respect them.

stupid dumb boymoder scum

you're wretched pest!
I'm no boymoder >:(

Nuh I'm just a pest

now i will tell you what ive done for you
50,000 tears ive cried
screaming, deceiving and bleeding for you
and you still won't hear me (going under)

dont want your hand this time, ill save myself
maybe ill wake up for once (wake up for once)
not tormented daily defeated by you
just when i thought id reached the bottom

im dying again
im going under (going under)
drowning in you (drowning in you)
im falling forever (falling forever)
ive got to break through
im going under

blurring and stirring the truth and the lies (so I dont know whats real)
(so I dont know whats real and whats not)
(dont know whats real and whats not)
always confusing the thoughts in my head
so I cant trust myself anymore

im dying again
im going under (going under)
drowning in you (drowning in you)
im falling forever (falling forever)
ive got to break through

so go on and scream, scream at me
im so far away (so far away)
i won't be broken again (again)
ive got to breathe
i can't keep going under

im dying again
im going under (going under)
drowning in you (drowning in you)
im falling forever (falling forever)
ive got to break through
im going under (going under)
going under (drowning in you)
im going under

it's so fucking exhausting to try so fucking hard, why can't i just eat junk food and smoke weed all day and be happy with it
why do i want to be so healthy, to have a good job and such, i'll never be a normie anyway, doesn't matter how hard i try

please choose me

are you singing evanescence at 4am

whats with the sass
>it's so fucking exhausting to try so fucking hard
ugh iktf its hard. wish i hd something good to say you arent alone life suchs

based and sheen pilled

All the girls I want to fuck are in bed

Well don't subject us to you

lmfao

i'm about to spend 45h every week for 2 years with highschool people and pay 12k for it
all this to wageslave at the end
all the energy, money, time and fucking dysphoria just because i FOMO on normal people's live

i wish sheen was happy

YES

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

the Valentine attempted with some success to blend small size and low weight with thick armor but her main gun was underpowered from the start

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IM ON TRACK 3

>orange pekoe
is good tea

I miss living in a psych hospital, is that weird

>proprietary dice
your fav?

fucking wish i was back in one rn rofl

my favorite tea is earl grey

Nah I miss being homeless sometimes

I hate being me, goodnight.

Goodnight sheen. Good luck on your cert test. *hug*

gn sheen

Final trantasy fourtran

take a closer look at this pic best of luck sheen

Final Fnyantasy

Quistis definitely had a dick.

Wasn't she Squall's pedo teacher? 8 was gross

I don't actually remember the plot of 8, i wasn't really paying attention.

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don’t remember it being gross but Maiq hated if when he played it at release
>tfw it wasn’t anything like FFVII

Condolences

is 18 youngshit? it isn't right?

>be straight male
>hate certain kinds of het relationships, think they're stupid and it disgusts me
>be straight male on HRT
>develop meta attraction
>suddenly fantasise about being in the kind of het relationship I hated when I was a straight male not on HRT
My mind is an endless rabbit hole

>be trans
>be trans
Wtf

Why not just cook rice in a pot?

it's going to be so lit once she's gone

>>be straight male on HRT
wat

they are based desu

So why videos of this specific guy cooking

Sometimes I worry that my cis woman friends only treat me as one of the girls because I pass, mostly date men, and I'm relatively attractive (at least somewhat)

I'm glad i'm lucky enough to pass and have transitioned relatively young, but I really don't want my acceptance to be conditional

Bro this retard is back again cringe

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He's apparently like the 14th biggest youtubers and he is 48 years old so the weirdo nazis thought it'd be funny because, y'know, the numbers together form..

biggest youtuber in their country*

no offense but it sounds like you have everything anyone would need in practical terms to be happy and yet remain unhappy such as to formulate a purely theoretical additional condition/demand on the world

Oh that's really boring

Yeah I get bad anxiety over hypothetical stuff honestly. Not just this, but other things where i'll fully catastrophize over minor things that are entirely hypothetical

isn't it supposed to be 1488 lmfao? how retarded are they?

These boys need to start getting some fresh air.

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I honestly dont know, thats the explanation I got by a swede on discord. I dont know any nazi stuff since I hate everything to do with politics

at least you are aware of it and presumably can work through your anxiety because of that

I don't wear form fitting clothing because i used to be overweight. When i start wearing girl clothing, my tits are going to look fantastic.

I can't sleep

what’s keeping you awake?

Cri time

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you’re awake too??

Can't get out of my head long enough to fall asleep.

Listen to the sounds of the night. Any time your attention drifts, say to yourself, "Listen."

tire yourself out imagining you are exploring a fantasy world infinitely distant from the real world

I'm completely terrified of any sounds that come with night
That's what I'm doing with vidya I guess

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You're terrified of the sound of the heat? The sound of cars?

yep Maiq too except Maiq can still do it when the vidya is turned off

Yes because I don't know what is ghosts or not
My imagination runs too wild when I'm trying to sleep tbqh

Ghosts won't hurt you. If they could have killed you, they would have ages ago. So either they can't or just don't hurt people.

I don't even want to talk about ghosts or I'm going to think about them and get really fucking freaked out

You wont get tired playing videogames, it'll keep you up longer..

Good morning. I'm thirsty. I will now H Y D R A T E and play Pokemon

Distracts me from my shitty thoughts of my shitty life that keep me awake

I imagine fanfic in my brain to fall asleep
I have stories I return to every night until I get bored

but let it work on the pretend world rather than the real one
oh that is a good idea

Maiq has missed you

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>Rooty is scared of ghosty boys
cute

who here is afraid of ghosts
two people have died in Maiq’s house

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I hate it. They made me scared to look at my own reflection for too long. Or behind me. Or over the side of my bed. Or the dark in general.

Please speak to someone about this shit

its okay you will probably never actually see them

What's the point though, who will even take it seriously
Thats the worst part. They're just there watching.

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they'll never view me as a woman, therefor I must live a life of total pacifism(hedonism) in my council flat while surviving on government welfare and away from society

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>who will even take it seriously
no one that you should take seriously

There's literally an entire field of people whose job it is to help with psychiatric disorders

ghost dick

That feel when the image in the mirror stops matching your movements and looks directly at you.

How do you access shit like that without money though. I've been to the ward three times and they just shrug me off back onto the street. Gave me anti-psychotics once that didn't work.
This is why I can't look at my window anymore

don’t look into mirrors in the dark

stop talking about scary things

Why do we want to though?

I can't stop feeling something behind me ready to scream in my face now fuck. I feel it physically

...

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Punch it. You know the thing about corpses? They're not at the height of their physical fitness.

i have avoided contact with a roommate for 6 months just cus shes cis and makes me feel bad. god ih ate her especially cus she tries to be NICE
i cnt wait to move out with my bf

I'm pretty sure actual psychiatrists are covered in most of canada aren't they? Also aren't you going to live with family soon who could help pay?

Pokemon are cute
Hello catfren

Not sure, maybe it's a disability thing. My family is poor though so that wouldn't be an option.

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hello girlfren
you are up so early are you playing the new Pokémon game

I think this artist makes real porn and i've never seen it.

I really love one where a succubus asks god for "rawdog fucking a middle-aged permavirgin" and a bus of anime nerds materializes.

Have you ever said "nani?" unironically?

This really needs to be a show.

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