Bruce Faulconer,
You will never be a real composer. Your music has no energy, no whimsy, it conveys no sense of scale. You are an American censor twisted by money and the praise of obese black children into a crude mockery of Japanese perfection. All the “praise” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, and your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish synth vomit behind closed doors. True fans are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of evolution have allowed scholars to sniff out hacks with incredible efficiency. Even tracks which may seem “passable” sound uncanny and unnatural to an educated viewer. Your instrumentation is a dead giveaway. And even if sometimes a drunk nostalgiatard will look up your work on YouTube, he’ll turn tail and go back to Kikuchi the second he hears one of your ghastly non-combat tracks. You will never be talented. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your soon to be forgotten name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that no virtuoso is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a body of work beloved to none but those going into the grave with you.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Dragon Ball Super
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WebmLORDS won.
HOLY BASED. It's a dead horse but I love beating it.
Jiren, JUST Jiren.
Funny foo foo.
>RENNY ROO tanked more bullets thank Gokek before dying
Yuparoo.
…is Broly’s cumdumpster
Every night he gets his cute little grey asshole DESTROYED by CHADly’s gargantuan cock
GAYlybros...
>WINNY WOO WOO's punch doesn't break half the planet
Why do they downplay his strength?
Something tells me you LOVE Skillet91's art.
Does Gohan's Anger not get a pass? I think that that is his best work.
Something something broken clock gets the time right once something something.
How did you know?
Lunch
>Barely did ANYTHING after doing Dragon Ball's american soundtrack.
KEKAROOOOOO, I fucking HATE DUBSHITTERS.
... is Tenshinhan's wife and mother of his kids.
HOLY BASED.
程なく。
You're a degenerate freak who isn't ashamed of expressing his fantasies out loud.
>homosexual fantasies
DONE DIDDLY DOO DONE
HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Shut up you homophobe!
That would be a great couple. She is at least MSS Goku-tier and not only be a good GF but also a competent sparring partner.
Ship approved.
>trash compactor BITCH is here
G...
Ship faggotry is disgusting. The only ship that is somewhat acceptable is Broly x Kale and that is only due to eugenic reasons.
>Not Cell X Gohan
OOC garbage.
>... is Tienshinhan's [headcanon]
>Ship approved.
My favorite ship is the one that fucking SINKS into the howling depths of the abyssal ocean with you chained to the mast, SCREAMING and HOWLING for clemency as I CACHINNATE from the thunderous clouds above.
>no energy
>conveys no sense of scale
I hate Faulconer dubfags, but to say this is blatantly false and discredits the actual shit tracks and the misuse of. Plenty have little to no electric guitar and actually fit the tone of the scene like Piccolo's theme or Majin Buu.
Godzilla
What's a Ruri Dragon?
>gay fantasies
>shit edits that only a drunken bum could make
You're better than this.
Faulconer is better than the clown music of the JP soundtrack.
Funimation voices are better than the Jap voices, no one likes hearing granny Goku and Gohan.
Funny and FUCKING canon!
>and then Lemo started pissing on Broly before he took his concubine Cheelai inside and made love to her
I always tear up with the amazing romantic stories Toriyama comes up with.
Based. Leave it to CHADdock to BTFO his inferior tard of a son.
>mfw I never heard Shitconer, never heard the amerifat dub
>canon
Proof?
>This thread
>lust-crazed fantasies
NOT healthy.
You're a tard who never kissed his wife? Checks out.
Chelaisisters????????
ESL gibberish. Try again.
Pure nonsense. Listen to these three tracks in a row and tell me the JP ost is "clown music" again:
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>granny goku and gohan
Have you fucking HEARD the garbage English performances? Completely stiff and soulless. I'll take the "granny" with decades of experience playing the characters any day, thanks.
>Posting the edit.
Not funny. Not canon.
Based. I'm the same as you, I wince when I open a YT link and it's the mutt soundtracks. Shit is disgusting.
amerifat? AMERIFAT?! CALL ME FAT ONE MORE TIME SEE WHAT HAPPENS...
This one song is better than all of that crap.
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There's no reason to be upset, buddy.
Undeniable proof that FRAUDKEKner lost.
>Faulconer is [insane cope]
>fantasy
Nope. Toriyama wrote it into the script but they cut it becuase they didn't have the guts to animate it.
Go- I mean JIREN FUCKING DAMN.
>Subfags think their shit voices are anywhere near CHADmation's KINO
Funny.
I'm the same except I physically cringe whenever I hear Goku's jap voice. Shit is like nails on a chalkboard.
>it's a bejitabitch
Fucking kek. As I should have expected.
>enter the thread after a nap
>first posts involve homosexual fantasies
You truly never disappoint, /dbs/.
>KINO
Based Yamchabro.
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Because you didn't watch from the beginning, retard.
That garbage legit sounds like circus music.
How does it feel waking up and your skin is still brown?
JiJi the Gray MONSTER is TERRIFYING.
>ATATATATATATATATA
>EEEEH?! BEJITAAAAAA!
>*sounds of a chicken being strangled whenever he takes a serious hit*
Good voice acting. NOT.
>Nope. SENILEDEMENTIA wrote [Headcanon]
Done.
You have never been to the circus.
>Homophobia
You're not a real ZlyCHAD.
>DUBku
I AM THE HOPE OF THE UNIVERSE
>SUBku
ATATATATATATATATATA *japanese noises* ATATATATATATATA
Oh shit, when that happen I immediately stop the video.
I'm sorry okay, my Americfat_________
Good. Never want it to be different. I can't imagine living your whole life being forced to apply skin creams just to make sure you don't get burnt to a crisp by the sun.
That sounds like something I would hear at a clown rodeo. Fucking kek. Do subfags really think this is good?
>brown-calling out of NOWHERE
Still salty about the Indonesian?
Did he hurt you? Here, have a coffee.
>Listen to these three tracks in a row and tell me the JP ost is "clown music" again:
All three sound like circus music.
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You may kneel.
>Have you fucking HEARD the garbage English performances? Completely stiff and soulless. I'll take the "granny" with decades of experience playing the characters any day, thanks.
I'm aware you're baiting, but I feel in the mood to completely crush any hope of you coming back with another rebuttal so here:
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You may kneel, again.