/ftmg/ flappy tripple meat sandwich general

Glad to hear you're doing well. I sincerely wish you good luck.

No, I fantasize about fucking people in the ass.

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Holy shit josssticks you were always in the back of my mind. Really happy you’re better off and healthier now. Stick to it man. Hope you can transition down the line too

>anorexia

Why are you posting in a male general? lol

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Roast beef
Glad you decided to pull thru and are doing better man, anons have wondered. Good luck out there

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Huh, I used to think all ftm's we're just submissive women, but there are actually dom ones?

I get fucked in the ass by my partner pretty regularly, we are both switches tho

me BTW

Any ftm's that hate their vagina and like guys? I'd be open to dating one as long as they only let me use their butt and or used a strap.

Yes there are, but are hard to come by. It's hard being a dom when you don't have a dick though.

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Someone point me towards a good binder or compression sports bra for working out

yes but I’m not trutrans

glad you're doing well, man
gods' speed, and brighter days

yeah, that's a combo that exists - not sure how you'd go about seeking sexual partners of that type specifically. guess you could update your Grindr profile to specify that you're open to relationships with transguys but won't do piv

begs the question, tho, why do you want them to still have their vag if you have zero interest in using it? often if a transman doesn't want to use their vagina it is due to genital dysphoria and they'd probably like to get bottom surgery eventually.

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Love seeing trannies destroy gender stereotypes.

fucked up with the polycule (ironic) doin poppers havin fun love y’all

>begs the question, tho, why do you want them to still have their vag if you have zero interest in using it?
I don't want them to. I just assume most have it. I'm just more open to dating them without them wanting their vagina touched

tagmap map isn't working for me :(

TomboyX sports bra binder thing works really well for me even tho their brand is annoying

Damn, this game is a trip
Never though a pokemon intro could be correctly summarized as "God gives you an Iphone and sends you back in time to ninja days"

Lifting patients in a binderme one, works well and isn't rly bad
>QoTT
Had neither so idk

;)

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Had some random bullshit article pop up in my recommended list from some website I've never heard of and now I'm knee deep down a rabbit hole trying to figure out if this website is even real, if the people in its staff list exist or if it's just some ai generated seo bait shit. How's your evening /ftmg/?

Listening to gay music with my girlfriend and her girlfriend

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>doing poppers not on meth

Well, so long as you're fine with them getting rid of it eventually then my earlier statement stands - update grindr and state you have no interest in penis-in-vagina sex

poppers are in for 2022

i thought this was some gymbro roids in disguise

>someone else making it
roast beef with aus ju sauce
>me making it
tuna sandwich

if you dont put horseradish on your roast beef you WILL NEVER BE A MAN

oh and I got some good zoomer/male questions for you guys
do you use horseradish?
ever had sauerkraut?
favorite hot sauce?
do you even enjoy seafood?

it blows my mind that all my zoomer buddies dont use horseradish, never even had kraut, and dont eat seafood. and I dont know if I blame race or age.
are boomers like me the only one that enjoy these foods?

>horseradish
no
>sauerkraut
no
>hot sauce
no
>seafood
I like fish sometimes but not often

bro you gotta try a hot dog with grilled onions, sauerkraut, spicy brown mustard
maybe a little relish if you dig it

>Quit
Tuna. But the reuben is the best sandwich of all sandwiches

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>ywn look like this
pain

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>do you use horseradish?

If eating oysters or bratwurst

>ever had sauerkraut?

My Dad grilled bratwurst with sauerkraut every time he had a gathering with his friends without my mom around, because she'd bitch about brats being unhealthy. But I've eaten it a lot since I was a kid

>favorite hot sauce?

Sriracha or Tobasco works fine most of the time.

Btw the only men I know obsessed with hot sauce have been dysfunctionally autistic or onions

>do you even enjoy seafood?

Yes

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Tfw I'll never be beaten to death when my hookup realizes I have a dick.
I want to feel the thrill of that risk just once please

Why do so many AFAB’s want to be Dickgirls? Is it penis envy?

>throwing your life away
Trannies don't have lives

Okay. Them getting rid of it is preferred. I want nothing to do with it. I've always wanted to try vagina at least once before I die, but mostly out of curiosity. I'm just a gay dude and I wanted to know if I should be open to dating ftm's or if they were all super submissive and want fucked in their vaginas all the time.

>QOTT
Sandwiches are poor people food, I prefer eating my stuff separated (kind of like charcuterie boards)(maybe it's the autism) but I'd prefer roast beef.
Glad you're recovering!

>oh and I got some good zoomer/male questions for you guys
>do you use horseradish?
No
>ever had sauerkraut?
Of course. I prefer fresh cabbage salad though, or slavic "sauerkraut"
>favorite hot sauce?
The "classic" rib sauce when you make ribs at home (Worchester sauce, soi sauce, spices, sour cream, garlic, ketchup, etc.... ), mcdonails curry sauce and the chili one too
>do you even enjoy seafood?
No, it just tastes rotten to me and the smell seeps into everything. Occasionally I'll have fish and chips though but that is all.

"sandwiches are poor people food"
>t. thrifter

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Just took a bunch of photos for a possible album and have no idea where I would post the photos for a general opinion on which is the best. Every single photo I dont have a shirt on, so if I post it on Any Forums or any other board, it's going to be an endless brigade of ywnbam/ywnbaw and tranny and if I post it here I'll be b&
What do

>horseradish
Does wasabi count
>sauerkraut
Yeah
>hot sauce
Sriracha
>seafood
Oh hell yeah

Unsee?

Why are you using pictures of your tits for an album

Have you ever gotten YWNBAW'd by anons on other boards like Terje does?

is it bad for me to be a tiktok ftm who acts and looks like a woman and doesn't go on t? i just really like yaoi is all

This has got to be a bait...

Alice is amab and comes to poonergen for mtf advice because he thinks ftms are "chill"

>tiktok
go back

Terje you sound like you need a kiss and a girl dick.

I unironically love vaginal sex

lol based thread

Less than an hour before top surgery. Just relaxing at reception.

Im scared

Why are you scared user

It's fine and good, I'm going to call you a girl though

good luck!!! you will fall asleep with boobs and then you will wake up and they are gone!!!!

surgery is freaky! but top surgery is a really simple easy procedure

I fantasize about fucking women in the pussy

Post tits for us before you get them removed

The question remains

this

All women do

Men can enjoy being fucked by other men

You are the most retarded person I have ever seen.

homo's can

>implying this gen isn't full of gaydens

I'm woman-attracted. AMA

ntayrt but what?

You guys suck

>implying men with penis's have the option to be fucked in the vagina just as men with vagina's do
>equating apples to oranges
>implying inherent differences in biology don't matter

and?

You guys should be sucking my tclit

I'm not a girl I'm an AGP dude who altered the timeline so he could be a girl

Is it malebrained or fembrained to start an OF?

Fembrained to sell feet pics on the side

Malebrained to go full porno

malebrained, even more to post them online anonymously to your favorite general. Come now, don't you want to be malebrained?

Where can I find a FTM bf (gf) to do boy stuff with

In the ass they can

Ohio

I hope Eddie is ok

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He posted yesterday in user

Where? Can you link it?

>tfw no FtM top Daddy bf
Pain.

I'll be your top daddy bf when I grow a benis anonette

>anonette
It's just user, actually...

From now on you're anonette

Alright, I guess I don't really mind...

I hope eddie is fucking dead!

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Submissiveness is fembrained. How could you, user!

I literally came in looking for a top, I don't know what to tell you user.

Oh yeah, but don't be so weak willed! Malebrain user, malebrain!!

Why so mean

Yeah, but pronouns are sort of whatever. I'm a dude and I know it, so it's whatever.
Someone wants to teasingly call me a chick and maybe I'm in the mood to flirt back a bit? Wellll I guess I'm their chick now~
Y'know?

why nawt!

I don't, but I do. Horny brain take over, why a FtM instead of a male (male)?

He was one of the only trips that didn't suck

Eddie doesn't matter, what matter's is sending a message. This is now a bully thread.

>why a FtM instead of a male (male)?
Honestly I don't really know. Every FtM I've ever known (platonically) has been super cool, attitude-wise, and I'd like to be more involved in that.
Cis guys are fine too, obviously, but it's one of those things. Like people being REALLY into glasses or something for some reason.

lol the way you type it all out and explain it, its funny. Cute, even. Yea, its nice to have a good friend you can also lewd with but also spurge out about inane BS.

>Cute, even
Glad you like my ramblings, user~

i am tripping pretty hard right now with my gf…. we are watching amelie

K?

Men can't enjoy having their cervix slammed by cock though. Thats a girl only thing.

>Men can't enjoy having their cervix slammed by cock though
Yeah, most people don't enjoy that.

what are you tripping on? i have to wait a little bit and let my tolerance die back down before i can take any acid again. i don't think those tabs really totaled to 1250ug though, it felt more like my 750ug trip back in september.

Why do you take acid so much? Do you take it for enlightenment or just for fun?

Since my top surgery scars have faded I've been going to the gym more
It's not uncommon to see guys injecting steroids after their workouts where I go, and I almost feel like doing my T then
But it just seems like a bad idea. The managemetn doesn't care (I've bought from one of the managers before to stockpile lol) but I feel like someone would just *know* my T isn't for roiding
Thoughts?

It's roiding...in a way.

>do you take it for enlightenment or just for fun?
a little bit of both, i'd be lying if i didn't say i just straight up enjoy the feeling and visuals of an acid high. however i limit myself to one trip a month because it's good for tolerance and a way to use without becoming addicted, since i've got a fairly addictive personality. that rate allows me to use it recreationally while still remaining focused on life shit the majority of the time.

>tfw just astral projected
God, I hate being fembrained

>I'm a dude and I know it, so it's whatever

You'll never be a dude until you've experienced the uncanny feeling of low gravity in your testicles

>astral projected
Excuse me

Does anyone else find songs of the smiths extremely relatable. Ive never actually related to the lyrics of a song before, i just listened for how it sounded, until i started listening to the smiths.

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i don't think there's any benefit to doing it right after a workout. maybe there is for cis roiding, but even then it seems kinda unnecessary.

Heh, I would say don't let it get to your head but it seems it already has. So you have a discord so I can harass you more?

I have never met a male who liked The Smiths.

a tab each of really strong acid that we got from a friend a few months ago and have been saving. we are in a blizzard right now and it’s completely white outside, snow swirling everywhere and filling the windowsills, but warm inside, we are looking at art and acting like we are in france. also found out that i can pet my cat and it’s a myth that the lsd sweats out onto your animal if you pet it

What did you do while astral-projecting user?
I wish I could do it to be able to visit countries since I'm too poor to afford actually traveling.

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>it’s a myth that the lsd sweats out onto your animal if you pet it

if that were true my chihuahua would regularly be tripping balls because i pet her while tripping all the time. she's never acted off or anything afterwards.

ok!

My Little Pooner collectable figurines...

if I were FtM, I would get fat like you wouldn't believe

POST RAREST LIDDLE POONERS!

I will literally trade you my penis.

I just watch sceneries. But whenever I think about visiting a specific place or a black site I get spooked by foreign entities.
My ultimate dream is to see something that I've never seen before. But so far every other world seems to resemble ours no matter what, as in, entities having a body, things being attached on floating huge rocks, etc.

Uh... what do you mean by foreign entities user?

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I'm glad anons could both help eachother : )

Evil entities that feed on negative energy i.e bad thoughts. I think one caused my tranniness when I was a kid.

>never be a dude until you've experienced the uncanny feeling of low gravity in your testicle

This. Women can never experience that sensation.

>I think one caused my tranniness when I was a kid.
No wonder everyone thinks troons have profound mental retardation.
Evil entities in astral space might exist but I doubt they made you a pooner specifically.

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There's some steroids you specifically take pre-workout or post-workout due to their effects and metabolism rate, T isn't one of them.

my dad likes them and actually introduced me to them

DADDY
PLEASE
PLEASE DADDY
DADDY PLEASE FUCK MY FACE WITH YOUR THICK, HOT, DRIPPING MAN CUNT
I NEED YOUR MAN JUICE DADDY
DADDY'S PUSSY JUICE ALL OVER HIS BABY BOY'S FACE
COME ON
DADDY

Trannycore album cover before I lob them off, possibly going to put some edgy black lines over them post edit, none of them have my full face in them either
Thinking of making an album under a pseudonym and then never revealing who I am a la jordaan mason racehorse get married (except that's just his name and he released more than one album)
Not alice

post it here when you're done, i'd give it a listen

>answer the phone
>it’s a gay ass sales rep
>hello am I speaking to mr. [deadname]
>calls me sir at least 5 times during the call
Holy shit I don’t think I can keep girlmoding for much longer

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>Holy shit I don’t think I can keep girlmoding for much longer

good

Wow looks like lgbt has gotten even more shit since I left. Anyway does anyone have good ftm workout guides for pre-t retards who dont want to actually go to a gym

I enjoy watching it happen to them though

Nondysphorics rope challenge

>get up early
>jog to the nearest pharmacy
>buy T
>jog back home
>inject T

Almost 3 weeks and gender clinic hasn't gotten back to me yet reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I am tempted to just diy, in my country you can straight up buy t on this very popular shopping app

My parents are sheltered conservitards who hate me for dressing like a man but I need their money for my expensive ass university. I plan on getting on T after I land a solid lab internship post grad.

get on T. its not reallly possible to put on a significant amount of muscle otherwise, and that's what you need for a masculine physique. also join a gym or buy some weights.

reddit.com/r/bodyweightfitness/wiki/routines/bwf-primer/
>I need their money for my expensive ass university
Iktf. What year are you in? You might be able to hide the changes for a couple years if you stay on a low dose.

Hi crude how have things been with your mother and twstowtone

I have some 15 pound dumbbells but I'm a noodle limbed nerd who struggles with them
Year 3 of my biochem degree and I want to go to grad school. I'm in a big city but they live close and visit monthly even when i dont want them to. my mom freaked out at me buzzing my head once and threatened to disown me if i ever 'mutilated my body', so any notice of T changes would cause her to self destruct.
I only just worked through years of hating myself for being a tranny because of the ptsd they gave me.

i didnt hate women when i started transitioning so why do i hate them now

You've seen the truth and can't unsee it now

T clears your mind and allows you to see how retarded women really are

Reflection of the self through the other. Also realizing how stupid modern female socialization tends to be

>mother
I actually managed to convince her I wasn't on T, but she's still worked up in a tizzy because I told her I still plan on taking it. Telling me bullshit like it's super dangerous and it'll cause cancer. The upside is that her pushing me to not take T caused me to snap pretty hard. I'm close to saying "fuck it" and asking my therapist for an endo referral.
>twstowtone
Good. Slow but steady changes. I only have 3 satchels of androgel left. Kinda crazy that I'm a week away from being 2 months on T. Still feels absolutely surreal that I'm on it.
Wow, it's like looking in a mirror. I'm in the same position as you, except my parents (hopefully) won't disown me and I'm studying physics instead of biochem. Definitely don't risk your career for testosterone. You will be able to put on muscle pre-T, but it's not going to be much. Have you considered taking a non-virilizing steroid like Anavar?

You're not an FtM. You're a yaoi-loving femcel

T gives you powers

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but i love women
is it possible for me to change this

>tfw too pretty/neotenous to pass
I'll just get top surgery/srs and then join a church as a celibate

Yes. Start loving men.

On one hand the thought of getting my degree and publishing papers in a name that isn't mine makes me sick, but on the other hand, I can barely afford my bills and my current job's on standstill. Also have insane catholic guilt and feel like I'm disappointing my family by being trans. I've never considered steroids, but it'd probably be safer for me to just go to a PP and do informed consent without insurance. Fuck, man, just being around cis men makes me dysphoric even when I try to use my last name as much as possible in school & work. Sorry for ranting on 4tran but I haven't had therapy in a year and shit's rough.

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Get into femdom

They’re literally mtf

Rant away. I might get published in the next few months and the thought of having my deadname on my first paper completely ruins the joy of it. PP is safer, but unfortunately expensive without insurance. Compared to DIY and roids, there's also a small risk of your parents somehow finding out due to doctors appointments and picking things up from the pharmacy and whatnot. It sounds like you have a lot of inner turmoil to work through. Best of luck brother.

While I'm here and spilling the T, I have a PSA for people in the US considering DIYing gel: buy NKNW instead of SHN. Not only is it cheaper, especially in bulk, but it arrives quicker, doesn't have a risk with customs, and has discreet labeling. For a standard starting dose (50 mg of 1% androgel), if you buy in bulk, SHN costs $75/month while NKNW costs only $33/month. The only advantage of SHN is you can pay with credit card (and frankly if you can't get bitcoin you shouldn't be DIYing).

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any other cis gays lurk here?

Thats surftest or something right? Do they ship worldwide

Thanks man. It took me so long to go from 'well maybe I'm just cis with internalized misogyny I cant really be trans' to 'aw fuck these feelings arent going away', just to see that my parents hate either version of me. I opened an entirely different bank account to buy trans shit so they wouldn't find out, so insurance receipts would make me anxious as hell. Sucks to keep pushing back the mere concept of a T date, but shit happens, at least I'm not homeless I guess.

I am a cis bi male and Im craving girl moochy

Actually, major correction. NKNW is $55/month. I misread the confirmation email. It says "The tubes we use are 50ml but they have a 20ml allowance with some air," which my poor reading comprehension led me to believe there was 50ml/tube. But the 20ml of air means there's only 30ml of actual gel.
surftest dot org
I think their Facebook page says they ship worldwide.
I would have already gotten T from PP if I wasn't paranoid about insurance receipts as well. I know it sucks now, but you'll get through it. One day this will all feel like a distant memory.

arent there manufacturers coupons for gel you can use without insurance to make it a reasonable price at PP

no just Ted up people turn me on as a fem bottom

I sure as fuck hope so. Spent highschool telling myself I'd come out and get T, disownment be dammed, and then highschool was over and now I'm doing the same shit at college.

I'm pre-everything loser here. Only thing I'm doing right for now is strenght training.
I'm planning to save up for top surgery first before I get started with hrt. Dont want to end up sounding like a teen boy and deal with tits at the same time.
Is this an ok plan?

Nothing wrong with get surgery first tbhon

I am killing myself tonight

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Yeah I mean I don't think I'd actually fuck a vagina but the concept of transgender men in theory intrigues me. They just aren't interesting or attractive in practice. But I don't know... maybe...

He got downvoted but he's not wrong. I started much later and seeing that kind of post generates an knee-jerk seethe, but if you think about it, it's true. He mostly completed female puberty by age 15. He will get some bone changes on T but on a much more minimal level than having blocked puberty. If I had to draw a graph, being untransitioned from age 9 to 14 is a major thing, and then afterwards it's a drop where it matters less and less the exact age at which you transitioned

The notion that 15 is late is criminal regardless, and calling his parents “transphobic” meanwhile, again, he is getting on t at fucking FIFTEEN

Missed the "transphobic" part, yeah that was peak stupid teen of him. But "late" is subjective anyway, personally I think if you have completely most of female puberty, that's already the bone-level and height-wise stuff that cannot be shaken off

don't lol

Yeah it’s not so much of a difference looking at it anatomically, but think about how vast the difference is for his life socially. He’ll be able to pass during high school (and confine all the cringe babytrans era to it) and live his life as male already from there, instead of having to uproot anything already established while you’re in your 20’s like the vast majority of ftms go through.

Imagine starting T at 15 lmao. Go to bed, granpa

Transitioning after puberty is late and makes you a midshit

>reddit user
>iphone user
Please do.

Tomorrow I might tell my therapist about Any Forums, being a tripfag, and calling myself a "permagirlmoding pre-T HRT repressor" (she doesn't know I'm DIYing). Should I show her pooners as well or will that hurt my chance of getting an endo referral?

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hard to say, my therapist things all of /tttt/ is just wallowing in their own traumas in the most pitiable way

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>my insurance requires 12 months of RLE to cover HRT unless waived by therapist
Welp, I guess I'm paying out of pocket.
>just wallowing in their own traumas in the most pitiable way
Painfully accurate.

> I could've have started t at 15
Wouldn't that just make your growth plates fuse faster? I thought blockers is what you needed

coming down now, had a really good trip. gf and i spent awhile fucking. she was playing with my chest using her fingers and i have some nerve weirdness there, so it felt really cool. made each other cum, watched the lights coming in from outside on our ceiling, listened to amazing music, maybe we will sleep soon

>slightly horny and mostly bored
>browse the hentai doujins on hitomi
>run into a doujin cover prominently featuring the guy's right hand and wrist looking almost twice as big as the girl's
>cant stop looking at it
>cant stop thinking about it
>dont even want to coom anymore
>just close the tab and stare at the ceiling thinking about my hands until I'm tired enough to fall asleep

Guess I can't even coom without randomly running into some piece of dysphoria even before seeing any sexual content at all. At least I'm not sad, I have enough T in my system that I just feel nothing.

does anyone know from experience if starting t turns girl autism into boy autism ?

I just finished an intense workout, and I'm feeling really roid rage-y, so I need to get this out of my system.
[vent]
The longer I'm on T, the more I feel embarrassed to have ever called myself a repressor. Repressors are so fucking annoying. They think they're superior for deciding not to transition when in reality they're just a bunch of pussys who bitch and moan about everything wrong with them without ever trying to change. It's a loser mentality. I'm more worm than brain at this point, but even I'm fighting to improve.
Henceforth, I'm calling myself just a permagirlmoder, not a HRT repressor. This change in syntax is less about a change in mindset (I always have and always will consider myself a binary trans man with brainworms), but rather a desire to disassociate myself from repressors. I hate myself for letting this board beguile me into becoming one.
I apologize for being such an annoying dumbass all this time.
[/vent]

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The loser mentality is permagirlmodding. Just come out eventually, retard. Stop being a pussy.

I just looked at a bunch of dick pics and deathboner compilations, and now I'm somewhat glad I don't have a penis. They look pretty disgusting, and they're flabs of skin that limit your movement, basically boobs on your crotch. While having a vagina is not much better since it constantly emits mucus, it's more optimal when it comes to comfort. I'll get a one of a kind futa phalloplasty surgery without the testicles so I can have sex, even though no one will love me by then

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Explain picrel?

I don't get that one. These ones are easier to decrypt.

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