ITT: ruin or nerf the anime superpower posted above you

ITT: ruin or nerf the anime superpower posted above you
For example
>I want Super Saiyan powers
>but your body is as durable as an IRL human (meaning a ki blast would grenade your hand off)

hard mode: no toonforce or gag bullshit

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I want the power to screw the rules.

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You have to play with a blue eyes deck against the Modern Meta.

i want to punch really hard

but every time you punch you experience what it feels like to have a horse sized cock shoved up your ass

Nice

enjoy the losing streak

You have the same powers as Lelouch but you are cross-eyed and near sighted

I wanna use Killy's gun without killing myself

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i can slow down perceptive time when i want and how long i want and my body can react to match speed to some point .

just mount it on a tank. you can probably get one shot off atleast. :D

you can punch a hole into someone but you mangle your entire arm and it cant be used properly again . do it again and it would need to be amputated .

I want to be able to walk

Your fist can travel at 100mph... but ONLY at 100mph

Everyone else in the world perceives time to slow down at the same time you do, so whenever you use the power people get really pissed off at you

I want to be skilled in the use of rocket legs

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I want detect evil active constantly. No matter what I look at of hear; if evil is afoot or influenced a thing in any manner, the nature of that evil immediately impresses itself upon me.

If your move too suddenly in slow mo you risk pulling a muscle, it gets harder to get it right the more you slow down time

Lazer eyes

You have permanent tunnel vision

they do automaticly know so i have to keep it on and pressure the world to nuke me .

you have rocket legs but you have to spend 12 hours a day maintaining them . you also need a set of keys to set the engine on and off .

If you ever trip your head explodes and your family is erased from existence

There's evil in everyone and everything you see, your psyche can't withstand the darkness of the world

u die

I would sacrifice 12 hours a day for rocket legs... but those keys could be a problem.

Girls strip if I ask them in dogeza

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They sneeze acid in your face if you don't win against them at rock paper scissors afterwards