What the fuck is going on in monogatari?

what the fuck is going on in monogatari?

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>It's also suggested that he comes to live with Tsubasa Hanekawa in the same apartment.

>Deathtopia Virtuoso-Suicide-Master finally died due to COVID-19

HAHAHAHAHA what??

Milking a dead cash cow by hook or by crook.

series should have only ever been two seasons

would have never gotten ougi though

Ougi was all over the second season, would've just needed to include her conclusion into it.

Nadeko's plotline > Araragi's plotline

>harem end with crab and cat
Kinda based.

Pretty sure this is before cat was recognized as a criminal by every nation in the world.

I'm out of the loop. What the fuck am i looking at? I know it's monogatari, but it cannot be monogatari , right?

Shinobu Suicide,
For whatever reason Nisio made covid part of the series.

tl;dr

Based on what?
>breaks up with Senjougahara four times
>Hanekawa ends up an anarchist terrorist and Araragi pities her for her ever caring about him

>vampire dying of vampire virus
>Shinobu turns her human (like she wanted for Araragi in Kizu)
>dies of lethap-to-humans virus later anyway
Something something poetic tragedy. Covid conveniently slots into the story, so it worked to Isin's advantage.

You should see the one where Kaiki dies in a plane crash, then randomly pops up fine later and the book won't let him explain why.

>Tropicalesque Home-A-Wave Dog-Strings
>Deathtopia Virtuoso Sucide-Master
Guess we’re keeping with the convention of stupid ass names. Also guess vampires can’t escape cancer, kek.
What???

That's the one where Nadeko is supposed to kill Gaen's "daughter" right?

This is boring. Bat won right?

Monogatari jumped the shark about 10 years ago.

>Kaiki "dying" and then turning up alright
Wow, how unexpected that has never happened before.

and people STILL want anything past final season animated

This feels like a proper summary and then the person writing it just added in the last two lines to fuck with people.

>covid-19 canonized

lmfao