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/RoP/ Rings of Power General
Sebastian Powell
Kayden Miller
Hunter Jackson
David Davis
>Let me just get the Flame Imperishable bro
Whats Adars master plan?
Jaxson Flores
Galadriel could just sit in Lorien forever and the show would be better.
Gil-Galad will turn out to be Sauron.
Carson Collins
Dominic Garcia
>The only passable looking elf in the whole show
I hope they wont turn him into complete dickhead
Aiden Fisher
The nigger elf is painfully miscast and breaks my immersion every time I see him. But the Black elf in the top left corner looks somewhat appropriate. I didn't even notice him.
Matthew Brooks
>GOYIM SLOPPERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>EVERYBODY JUST SLOP ON THIS SHITE (yeah)
>AND YOU GON LET US GROOM A CHILD
>WE JUST WANNA LAWD DEM (dilate)
>ON YOUR BOARDS SHILL THE SLOP
>LOOKING FOR NIGGERS THEY'RE IN THE PLOT (Huh)
>EVERY POST MAKE POCKET CHANGE
>BEZOS PAY ME, LAWD DEM RANGS (Woo!)
>WHERE THE GOYSLOP I GOTS TO KNOW
>GOTTA MAKE NEW THREADS FORE IT 404 (Huh)
>NIGGER ELF RAT WIFE I GOTSTA POST
>GAININ MONEY
>BEZOS DOUGH (Woo!)
>YO I JUST WORE OUT MY PURPLE DILATOR
>MY HOLE CLOSIN NOW, DOCTOR ISNT OPEN TILL LATER
>POST GOYSLOP WITH ONE HAND WHILE I HOLD MY WOUND OPEN
>MAKIN $.40 PER POST NO BALLS IN OUR SCROTUM
>GOYIM SLOPPERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>EVERYBODY JUST SLOP ON THIS SHITE (yeah)
>AND YOU GON LET US GROOM A CHILD
>WE JUST WANNA LAWD DEM (dilate)
Tyler Hall
still not watching it
Oliver Ramirez
Man I'm usually really bad at being able to distinguish bad acting but this takes the cake.
Angel Stewart
pfffffffft
Adam Cox
Galadriel acting and writing is the complete failure
Its fucking hilarious how missplaced her portrayal is
Asher Reyes
Only from the side though.
Alexander Bell
This series just keeps getting worse and idk how that’s even possible. The rodent is growing on me though
Jonathan Ward
THERE IS A TAMPON IN ME !
Jordan Ortiz
holy acting
>"fuck i forgot my line"
Jayden Young
*breaks into your highly guarded tower off screen*
Nicholas White
you haven't seen shit yet
Oliver Adams
Why are elves and their gods such assholes?
Aiden Johnson
>"Our island needs to stretch sometimes. Just like you."
>"There is a tempest inside me."
>The fucking well scene
>The fucking prison break scene
I don't know man
This is so stultifying and awful I don't know if I can go on
It just isn't even that fun to make fun of
Matthew Hughes
It's so good plebs think it's bad.
Luis Torres
>episode 4
Jaxon Ortiz
wheel of time 2
Juan Cook
This niggerfaggot was right - Sauron is actually hot and Ratladriel's fixing him
James King
Kevin Flores
AHAHAHAHA is that cut between scenes real?!
Nolan Richardson
i miss them so much bros
Connor Carter
yoga elf episode when?
Carson Lopez
Durin is the only thing I like about this show
Caleb Walker
>literally shaking
Lincoln Walker
Holy shit. Is this an edit?
Logan Hill
Is she or the director trying to ape Blanchetts scenes? The ones where it was ethereal and slowed down to play up the otherworldly element with pauses and eye focus?
Angel Thompson
Boromir and Faramir should have been dark haired.
Nicholas Torres
Hahahaha
Dylan Walker
the crazy thing is that none of these webms are edits. they are all completely real and have been broadcast to millions and millions of viewers
Blake Peterson
i have a problem i cant stop fapping to her
yesterday i started moaning and screaming while having a orgasm while fapping to her bazaar interview,i had tears in my eyes after
Noah Campbell
I'm quite literally a brazilian monkey and nothing made me more happy than to see a fantasy world full of white people. Bring them the fuck back.
Elijah Nguyen
>Frodo, have I ever told you what an insufferable cunt Galadriel was? That pussy was fire though, FR FR
Juan Campbell
Add this to the most prominent place
Gavin Richardson
Noah Gray
>yeah, just keep your sportswear on, nobody will notice
Matthew Collins
But them the boromir and aragon toys would look the same
Jason Peterson
seek help
Connor James
No they probably didn't consider any of the material everyone is familiar with when they made this show.
Ian Lewis
lol
Henry Ross
>Glorfindel
Ultra Chad
Joseph Nguyen
Henry Martin
Based
Ethan Sullivan
Ah yes, the classic "I'm a huge bitch who takes the most unreasonable attitude towards every one I meet in every situation possible. Adore me"
Gavin Lopez
Remember, people like this are your "tolkien scholars" now
Jeremiah Nguyen
Faramir was cute, but Boromir was handsome.
Christopher Mitchell
It's okay because she'll have a realisation moment in episode 7 ;)
Kayden Ward
>hoping for some actual funny webms like ep3 with horse and such
>get Trump allegory
>"As a white cisgendered male, it has been my luxury throughout my life to never have my existence questioned in a show or a film," said Trystan Gravelle, who plays Númenórean Pharazôn.
Brody Gray
She's great, the entire show is basically filmed like a $400m theatre production. Which totally works for something like LOTR
Thats why they hired so many theatre actors, for their dramatic range, delivery and Shakespeare experience
Bongs/critics absolutely love the acting in this show, which should come as no surprise.
Evan Howard
good morning ser, how is the poo curry today?
Jose Roberts
Her constant antagonism is so utterly unlikable. There are movies which depict villains more relatable and likable than this.
Henry Evans
Based Good Cossutius
Thomas Barnes
ook
Jackson Powell
honestly, i'd love to get a whiff of her farts
Aaron Baker
Wasn't Sauron supposed to be slowly seducing the people of Numenor with darkness and slowly winning them over to his side to corrup them?
Because in the show he's antagonising them, possing them off, robbing them and beating the crap out of them. Maybe the fat blacksmith Chud he beat us is actually Sauron and the show is going to say Sauron's evil actually sprung up due to him being a fat while middle aged male being beaten by a stronger foreigner
Lucas Rivera
McKellen is also a sig ificsnt theatre actor, but I don't see him counting his line postion in his head on screen
Levi Scott
Based
Connor Long
>Galadriel and Miriel bond over being girlbosses who're right when everyone else is wrong.
Owen Jenkins
Holy shit... they gave up before they even started.
Didn't this happen towards the end of GoT too? People started noticing water bottles and cigarettes in some scenes?
Leo Clark
i have never felt so much disgust when this faggot spoke about fixing sauron.
Julian Gutierrez
I need higher res to be sure
Christian Moore
This fusing of Annatar and Numenor Saurom makes me think they're going to space this shit out over five seasons
Christian Clark
>Tolkien scholar
>probably hasn't read Silmarillion
>probably hasn't read works of European mythology that constitute the basis of Tolkien's work
>Probably didn't even start with the Greeks
Jesus fucking Christ. When did incompetence become the norm? I want to off myself.
Jason Howard
such a dumb cunt
Angel Roberts
New Got show had a greenscreen glove in it too
Andrew Diaz
Gil Galad was the one who was weary about Sauron's return, not cuntladriel fuck this gay shit
Asher Bennett
>Halbrand casually giving advice to Pharazon through the cage
Very subtle.
Thomas Parker
I thought Sauron seduced people by taking the form of a silver-tongued twink Elf.
Ayden Rivera
TolkienChads have been absolutely destroying lorelets all morning
It's been embarrassing
Ryan Jones
Why am I not surprised that mithril was discovered by a woman?
Gavin Morgan
NO WAY HAHA
Brayden Gray
Sauron still hasn't come to Mordor. The season will end with the establishment of it, basically.
Grayson Walker
>be me
>dad comes to visit
>we go out to eat
>come back home
>ask him if he wants to watch Rings of Power
>he begrudgingly says yes
>fire up first episode
>starts rambling incoherently about "woke propaganda"
>complains about black Hobbits and how Galadriel is feminist garbage
>doesn't even want to watch episode 2
>leaves
>mfw I just wanted to enjoy a show with him
Looks like Fox News got another one, I hope you fucking people are happy.
Bentley Bennett
when will the low IQ niggers stop posting
Jonathan Ross
Only for the elves when making the rings, 1600 years before him showing up to nemenor as himself.
John Ortiz
>-100
>NZ tax payer give them money
>They fuck off to UK
Isaac Allen
>be me
>didnt watch LotR in a year
>decided to watch Gandalf vs Balrog
>Glamdring's steel literally screams
>Chorus pumps the blood
>Decided to watch Rohirrims vs Kharadrims
>The acting of Theoden is fucking oscar-worthy
>The whole scene makes me tear up
>Realize that all 4 episodes of RoP hold less art and cinematic value than any single scene from the LotR
Damn, this show sucks hard. Its been 4 hours of the nothingburger.
Easton Anderson
yeah i love in the books how he shows up to "nemenor" in human form
wait. hmm...
Carson Powell
Any Forums for 90% is filled with niggers who pretend to be white, what do you expect?
Adrian Perry
Why do people say this show looks amazing and beautiful? Sure the CGI and vistas are something else, but look at the composition of the frames, look at how jarring the cuts between camera shots are, look how they can't maintain a consistent position. This shots look like they were put together and edited by a middle schooler.
Juan Morales
>r/television discussion thread for episode has less than 200 comments
>some random HOTD article post has over 500
This show is truly dead in the water isn't it?
Joshua Howard
It seems to lack a cohesive director or storyboarding unit.
Gavin Price
>Why do people say this show looks amazing and beautiful?
why do you think robotic shill anons praise it constantly in every thread without interacting with the other posters in a human way? what could possibly be the reason behind constantly repeated senseless, awed praise of this stinking garbagefire?
Nathaniel Thomas
Levi Sanders
Make Aragorn beardless.
Justin White
I'm not watching the show, but I know Tolkien.
How does this scene make any sense when, even in this show, the Elves are in the process of leaving Middle Earth?
Justin Flores
>"We hate you, Galadriel! Leave Numenor and never come back!"
*few leaves fall from a tree*
>"Please take our armies, Galadriel!"
Luis Ward
Bentley Ward
There is no "director". Everything is stamped by a board of executives with no creative vision or goal. There can be no cohesion with such structure.
Asher Green
all shitposting aside, some of the sets actually do look good. that's about it though.
Jordan Evans
The falling of the leaves was Numenor's 9/11.