McConnaHey bros... how could this happen?
what did they discover? They don't say.
OHNONONO
Blake Phillips
Nathaniel Barnes
Name a Hollywood actor with a more difficult name
Benjamin Green
Their research found that no one gives a fuck about soccer. It would be quicker to just throw $80 mil+ in the garbage.
Xavier Ross
Chitiwel Eijifor
Colton Rivera
Maybe they didn't tell you. You've been away a long time.
Thomas Davis
Jimmy Mxcvnnxxthuvxxir.
Jordan White
good, get him on a project other than some fucking gay soccer movie
Hudson Wright
Noah Mitchell
probably racism or some bullshit
Julian Myers
lmao what happened???
Hunter Evans
>story is about a man who coached female soccer for decades
>big part of the story is how he needed to take them to a gynaecologist for proof that playing soccer wouldn’t damage their reproductive organs for parental approval
He fucked them didn’t he
Kaitlyn Dever is even meant to play his daughter and she’s a rape victim in like half her roles
Elijah Barnes
Mc-Conau-ghey
It's like McDonalds, Conan and Gay
William Myers
>based on google search
meaningless
Aiden Martin
>BRO THE CENTURIONS ARE GONNA CRUSH THE BACON BOWL THIS SEASON
>HELL YEAH BRO YOU SEEN SHANASTY BODKINS? 6'4 270LBS RAN A 4 4 40 LAST FALL
>YEAH BUT HOW IS HE GONNA GET PAST DAVONKUS JACKSON? 6'8 450 LBS 7'3 WINGSPAN 40 INCH VERT AND HE CAN TRACE HIS ANCESTRY BACK TO SHAKA ZULU AND TUTANKHAMUN
>DUDE HE'S GOT SKIP NASH THROWING FOR HIM SKIPS 7'1 GOT 15" HANDS AND CAN THROW A SPIRAL 200 YARDS AND PUT IT ON A DIME
>AND HE'S GOT COACH O'SHALAYLEE BREAKING DOWN THE PLAY DUDE'S GOT A MASTERS IN BUSINESS FROM YALE AND 55 INCH CRANIUM
>EVER SINCE ARI LENDSTEIN BOUGHT THE CLUB WE'VE LOOKED UNSTOPPABLE DUDE'S GOT A 38 BILLION DOLLAR NET WORTH AND RECITES THE TORAH OVER 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE PAST 70 YEARS
Joshua Gray
Every Monday Morning Podcast episode i have to listen to 15 minutes of this crap.
Eli Carter
hmmm...
Luke Bennett
SOMEONE PROVIDE THE ANSWER
Jack Wright
It's one of two things: either he fucked them, or what I'm leaning towards: this never actually happened. Seriously, look online for any reference to this tournament, which was meant to be some major international event with top teams, outside of local media puff pieces about the team in recent years. It's near impossible outside of one really bare-bones report on some statistician website.
Jonathan Edwards
Kino explanation. Someone should make a move about it.
Nathan Jackson
What percentage of that podcast is still funny
Camden Wilson
explanation: the team was only formed as an elaborate cover because someone wanted a pretext for taking teenaged girls to the gynacologist.
Jordan Wilson
Everyone in the world except ameriburgers love football. Handegg is only popular in your country