I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars
I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars
Funny enough she'd probably do it for less and in real life now.
I would suck a cock for free right no no cap
Too much
Was the old Lebowski a cuck? He let the nihilist stay at his house and probably closed his eyes at Bunny fucking around all over town.
that's lowkey bussin. deadass
No thanks. You're vaxxed. No lips touch this pristine uncut Australian cock unless they're female and totally unvaxxed.
FORESKIN PRIDE FORESKIN POWER.
I'm not a prostitute, no matter how much money you offer me. Begone, I shall protect my virginity to the very end!
How he went from this to Bourne in just a few years still amazes me.
> a thousand dollars
let me call an expert on sucking cocks
Chum, she says she'll suck my cock for a thousand dollars.
Best I can do is 20 dollars
Upboat
I miss him like you wouldn't believe
Ok pay me now
Is that Matt Damon? wtf, it does look like him.
I thought it was Philip Seymor Hoffman at first.
bit of a rip off I'd say. 50 is my top offer and that's generous
isn't that like asking for 5k today? do people really pay these prices?
Id pay a thousand bucks for prime tara reid.
But Im fairly wealthy.
It is Phillip Seymour Hoffman you dolt
You really couldn’t spend the 3 seconds googling the movies cast?
She was just a trophy wife that he didn't give a shit about. Plus his dick probably didn't work any more anyway with the paralysis and all.
fucking kek
for 5 grand I'd be expecting an actual model that will do absolutely anything. for like 200 you can get girls that look like your average instagram bimbo