Found she hulk’s online dating profile kek

I'd fuck her throat then ghost her

>40
>start a family

>please nut in me asap im running out of time
oh my my

you stink of roast beef and dead fish

I'm 31 and have a 22 year old gf however. Hags mad.

>40
>start a family
oh no no no no no no

>please have balls

What did she mean by this?

Calm down, hombre. You're stuck here with US.

Family is the friends we made along the way.

>40
>start a family

>40
>want someday
when will they learn?

How did you do it bro? 30 here and it looks like I'm doomed to be with 30-40 year old washed up roastoids forever at this point. How'd you meet?

>incel shitheads...
okay, okay, i admit she has a better chance than you do, mx'axm

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>want someday

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most based thread on Any Forums rn mods sticky please

Similar expression to others like "man up" or "learn to handle a real woman". It's basically an exasperated plea from an undatable bitch whose ego doesn't allow her to find fault within herself, so she projects it onto men.

It means have the ability to inseminate her

>40
>want someday

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>the dog’s face
He knows it’s over for her.

>t,

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>spiritual
jej

perfectly reasonable as a man assuming you've got money in the bank
as an eggcel? hehehe

some of us in this age range were just a little delusional of the future and then caught off guard by covid and now there isn't enough time to really make up for it. unles...?

just before she took the bottom right pic she went out of her way to not make eye contact with a guy who passed her on the trail

When women put "*thing* Never" does it mean they don't do the thing or don't want a partner who does?

pretty transphobic desu

actually it’s asking men to man up (like a black man would) but i wouldn’t expect a bunch of loserish incels to understand the concept.

Lmao fucking roast

>want someday

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I'd fuck her if she payed for clothes and shoes for me and the boys kek

>40
>ready to start a family

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and? so what incel
gosh y’all are fucking hopeless

>its another Any Forums thread

40 and wants kids , she can afford a womb of a young 20 something

OH NO NO NO NO NO NONONNONONONO

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eggless roasty lol

I'm not defending her but she could have had a failed marriage and now she doesn't want to be alone, it happens and it's no reason to mock her.

In the future everyone is going to be a half nigger with dog DNA and autism.
Women are stupid.

that's a yikes from me

Can she afford fresh eggs?

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>40
>want someday
>have balls
you really can't afford to be combative, roastoid. tick tock tick tock tick tock

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>want someday

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Lol, honestly she could probably find a nigger to knock her up, she has a better chance of winning the lottery than getting him to stay though. Maybe if she promises to buy him gold chains and Popeye's every day with her lawyer money.

>those 35 year old single wine aunts who were living it up in late 2019 and now suddenly realize the end is near

>rich decent looking woman
She has more sex than any of us

its pitiful honestly, my aunt did have her 2nd batch of kids at 39 40 and 42 but she was lucky they came out healthy (the last might be autistic tho)

LEAVE HER ALONE

She would just as easily find a white dude to marry.

Only a nigger would tap that manfaced hag so you're not wrong.

bruh my 26 year old gf is pregnant with our first and I intend to have 3 more, shes not retarded and knows shes gotta have kids before shes 34

with her dog

wha...what happens at 34?

Simple, I downloaded a texting cheat sheet from a Chad I know who got it from another Chad he knew, and I used it to trawl Tinder and farm dates until I met the type of girl I wanted.

why are women like this ?

Imagine the hell of actually knocking up this old maid and then spending the next 20 years trying to raise your guaranteed autism case while she approaches her 60's trying to juggle motherhood with being a strong and formerly independent female lawyer

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Why are you like this?

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Didn't except anything different.

kek
what like a flow chart?

How do you even make it to 40 without getting married? I'm human trash and even I found a woman who was willing to marry me.

Incels get accused of entitlement when they want to experience human intimacy on any level before they die.

What the fuck do we call a 40 year old woman demanding a family?

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For some reason it's not as bad to have additional kids around 40 but having your first at that age is much worse.

So why is she on bumble or whatever this is then? No way, man. All the guys who would are going to go for a younger woman. There's literally no point in marrying a 40 year old roastie. She could get sex from guys who like cougars, maybe a young boytoy if she spoils him. But they're not going to marry her.

you turn down a couple and then suddenly you're 35 and then suddenly there's a pandemic and then suddenly

>I'm human trash
How so? What makes you so bad?
>even I found a woman who was willing to marry me
How?

A black man in her socioeconomic realm is literally a unicorn.
A white man in her socioeconomic realm doesnt need a washed up roastie to start a family with, because he already has one, and a mistress or 2, or is divorced with a 23yo gf and a mistress or 2.