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Part 2 edition

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>When he bullies children

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I stand with the codds

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Blacks are totally peaceful and do not practice rape or slavery or conquering

>>According to maesters, the Summer Islands are by and large a peaceful place. Warfare is highly ritualized, taking place on days and times chosen by their priests. Battles more closely resemble tourney melees in Westeros. Two opposing teams of warriors, both male and female, meet at a battlefield chosen and consecrated in advance by their priests. It is forbidden to use goldenheart bows, only spears and slings. Such "wars" rarely last longer than a single day. The losers who survive are not executed or mutilated but must leave the islands in exile, while the winners gain what was in dispute, such as the loser's lands. In this way, only the warriors themselves are harmed. The Summer Islanders have not attempted to conquer other nations.

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>OH N-

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>According to (((maesters)))
the absolute state of greenfags

Based

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>According to maesters

Can someone give me a QRD regarding Daenery lineage with the characters on HOTD? What about Maester Aemon?

big vic should've just fucked off to there and get some brown sugar instead of bothering with euron's shit

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I don't really love any of the Great Houses. Which is good, in a way. None of the Great Houses are overly "cool" which would kind of ruin the story.
Houses I like;
>Banefort
>Marbrand
>Witch Isle
>Farwynd
>Uller
>Bolton
>Royce
>Blackwood
>Manderly
>Blackwater

I just want to sex Nettles and hold her hand and rides dragons with her and kiss her neck and dilute my genetic heritage with her.

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They are all descendants of Daemon and Rahenerys.

Daenerys is descended from Rhaenyra and Daemon's second son, Viserys, same with Aemon

All post-Dance Targs decscend from Daemon and the Blacks

Dany is the descendant of Rhaenyra's second son from Daemon
But more importantly so is Stannis.

Reminder that Greens actually think they won this war.

post ASOIAF characters that remind you of yourself
for me it's Daemon Targaryen - Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

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For me it's Gerold Dayne (men call him Darkstar) - Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

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every last targshit is an incest monkey user. thats all u need to know

>trusting the word of the grey rats
ngmi

I've always wondered why you don't hear about Ironborn kingdoms popping up across the shores of the world; what possible reason would ironborn captains not kick the teeth of some faggot essossi and take his land as well as money?

>bolton
Domeric deserved better bros

They did, they didn't want rahenyra, a woman, on the throne and killed her.
What came after was just the consequences of the war they won.

>Stannis
dont you dare bring his name into to this we will always be for Aegon VI

>betrayed by your pussy banner men
>treated well by a chad Orys
Best ship

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Name a more cursed regnal name then Aerys

kinslayers are not worthy

Aegon

Aerys I was alright. Not good but alright. How is the name cursed?

So are people racist against them? Doesn’t seem like anyone has commented on their skin color.

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And you regularly like to slip into casual conversation 'I am of the night.'

Who's the eye patch guy
Iv seen him posted before, he's the actor from destiny is all right?

Give me a rundown

you forgot that he is of the night
maegor
visenya
aemon (kind of)

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>it is known
Fratricide is a sad thing . and to have your red whore commit such acts of darkness for you to achieve it too . Let us also not forget a little Regicide on top .

How would they be racist against pure blooded valyrians?

>Punished Daemon: A prince denied his claim

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i have a soft spot for the reeds and the crannogmen generally.
>rafts and coracles
>minding your own business
>killing intruders with poison darts
it's a good vibe.

For me, its Eddison 'Dolorous Ed' Tollet - a depressed loser.

Why'd her bannermen bring her before Orys naked? Like what the fuck, were you that embarrassed a woman was braver than you?

>that muffin top wig
lol
lmao even

>regicide
Nah, he wasn't the rightful king.
But he was his brother, so killing him in a treacherous way is dishonorable, he would have only been justified on the battlefield.

>black nettles
heresy
this is my nettles and nothing can change that

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For me its Balerion

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Their clothes are too drab, I expected a bright teal blue

Actors are black =/= characters are black

>Witch Isle
I meant Upcliff, I became retarded for a second

Yes

i was referring to his daughter, but yes his brother too.. truly a sick man

>Domeric
>the one good bolton
>gets fucking killed by someone (maybe ramsay, maybe his mother)
Cursed house, but still extremely cool house because of how cursed they are.

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Jaime Lannister. The golden boy who never quite achieved what was expected of him.

Don't have a sister to fuck though.

Nettles is mutt brown. As long as she's cute I'll take whatever shade.

Jesus he doesn't age well

stannis baratheon. an unlikeable autist.

Fine, if nobody else will say it, I will. All women are whores, especially T*rgaryen women.

>>Foremost amongst them was the Yellow Whale, an obscenely fat man who always wore yellow silk tokars with golden fringes. Too heavy even to stand unassisted, he could not hold his water, so he always smelled of piss, a stench so sharp that even heavy perfumes could not conceal it. But he was said to be the richest man in Yunkai, and he had a passion for grotesques; his slaves included a boy with the legs and hooves of a goat, a bearded woman, a two-headed monster from Mantarys, and a hermaphrodite who warmed his bed at night. “Cock and cunny both,” Dick Straw told them. “The Whale used to own a giant too, liked to watch him fuck his slave girls. Then he died. I hear the Whale’d give a sack o’ gold for a new one.”

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>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours. Apply here.

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i thought the wigs were not terrible so far but oh boy, they sure dropped the ball on this one.

House Crown represent

ok tywin

fuck u

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Low-key I wanted to see his as a king

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>Janitor applications are now closed. Thank you to everyone who applied!

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Tywin wouldn't say that, he would say "all women except johanna"

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gurm's obvious self-insert

>house frey is a mutt
makes sense

>poor old Mudd, probably last of his house trying to hail mary his dynasty back from the brink and into relevance
>doesn't even get to make his case
He's a Mudd. They were the last Kings of the Trident before being invaded by the Hoares

there is an old flash game called caravaneer with portraits uncannily similar to this.

BOREMUND, can you please sweep the damn fLOOOOOOOOr!

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>Our Blades Our Sharp

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my lord.. the wind, the rain, it just wont fucking stop >< !!