What would you do if you got the memory eraser from Men In Black?

A little too based.

Find a wife.

Make myself forget everything multiple times, rather start off blank then live with memories that hurt

>Ask the hottest girl I know what she wants in a guy and what she wants him to say to her
>Wipe her memory and do all that

>can't delete select memories or time periods, can only rewind starting from present to whatever time you set
I'd start watching Any Forums furiously until I found at least one more 10/10 kino, then just watch it, delete only it, and repeat, forever.
I'd fund this retardation by erasing people's minds in betting scenarios or whatever, wouldnt take too much effort to come up with a way to make a good living off of it.

erase cringe memories
wipe my mind so i can consume various entertainment products again for the first time

>she meant Chad doing those things

Honestly? Erase my childhood traumas so I'm not so reserved and insular

Why do so many of you retards not seen to know how this very simple concept works?
>I will erase specific memories
No you won't lmao

Remember that I'm a man.

i'd rape this guy

Not if I rape you first
>Set memory erase to over your age
>wipe your mind
>permanent sex slave
Hope you like smegma user xx

why do you think we get deja vu?

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I would superglue the black lenses to my face, that's number one for sure
I don't want that sht to drop/break/forget them and fuck me up on a crucial moment
Then probably rape

i have never had that
maybe you’re just a schizo