Maegor the ACK! edition
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Colton Sanders
Why does the Throne cut Rhaenys?
Colton Sanchez
ATTENTION ALL! BEWARE GREEN PROPAGANDA!
Nicholas Clark
What is Crispin thinking?
David Ross
Milly
Jonathan Price
Its made out of swords.
Isaiah Hill
Aerys I was a shit-tier king, Westeros suffered invasions and rebellions under his rule because he preferred to lock himself up in his library reading books than to actually rule. He had no heirs because he wasn't interested in anything but books, his wife begged him to fuck her and he didn't care
Ian Rogers
>It's empty, your grace.
>IS THAT WHAT EMPTY MEANS?!..So..get boar.
Zachary Davis
Thomas Reyes
Reminder that getting cut by the Throne symbolizes you as being unworthy
Jonathan Sullivan
>Aelinor was married to her cousin, Prince Aerys Targaryen. He never showed any interest in getting her with child, instead shunning her bed. Rumor had it that Aerys never even consummated the marriage
Owen Turner
Chin?
Mason Cox
Was Aegon the conqueror unworthy? He got cut reading the Dorne letter
Andrew Davis
Charles Sanchez
>Baelor the Blessed
>shit tier
May the Father forgive your blasphemy, for I never will.
Chase Hernandez
>He had no heirs because he wasn't interested in anything but books, his wife begged him to fuck her and he didn't care
Sounds based to me. A man with real purpose rather than animalistic lust.
Jacob Diaz
Yes, getting cut was a sign that he made the wrong decision and should have burned Dorne off the face of the Earth
Josiah Powell
Who said that? Some filthy grey rats?
Jeremiah Bennett
OTTO WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! SPEAK PLAINLY!
Angel Lee
Looks like a hippie
Chase Campbell
Grrm youtube chanel is just weird
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motherfucker almost die at 1:04
Nicholas Watson
Reminder Bobby B was never cut once in 14 years of peace and plenty
Dominic Reyes
It means his will was in a dark place when reading it, but he got his shit together and never got cut again.
Luis Hill
yes, but none of the true kings get cut when they sit on it.
Daniel Wright
He looks based because he's blessed by the light of the Seven. Can you say the same?
Jaxon Scott
The throne is a Targ fucking shit and was rightly afraid of Bobby
Wyatt Hall
Joshua Parker
I dropped the book before this shit. It got extremely boring after the Dance desu
Easton Baker
Why did no one step in to help this poor, weak, pitiful Bracken when he was bullied by this much younger, weaker boy?
David Perez
Bobby B's rule would have been a long peaceful one had it not been for Lannisters scheming against him.
Dominic Cooper
fag boy can dance
Jordan Smith
He hardly ever sat on it
Christopher Adams
Ok. This is awkward.
Juan Martin
>maesters sharpen and poison the swords for rulers they want deposed
>write in the history books they were unworthy
sounds like maester propaganda to me, as usual.
Cooper Martinez
I'm gonna be laughing really hard at all those Milly fags who hate Emma now and calling her a trannie once they'll realise how hot and intimidating she is a Rhaenyra.
Connor Collins
The only rightful place for a Br*cken is dead in the ground, just needed a little reminder is all.
Joshua Baker
>Your grace... connington... connington could not have enough forces rallied for an attack. jon's attack did not occur.
>These people will remain here: jaime, rossart, pycelle and varys...
>THAT WAS AN ORDER! CONNINGTON'S ATTACK WAS AN ORDER!
Ian Bailey
Maybe because he never sat on it?
Jordan Campbell
We are going to have 3-4 seasons of Emma, they'll be posting Milly for years trying to keep her relevant
Jose Lee
Why is she such a smug bitch?
Justin Johnson
Samuel Russell
Daemon and Aemond are the reason I am watching, I don't give a fuck about any of the queer politics of the conflict, I just want my Chad vs Sigma anime battle
Jordan Gomez
>THEY WERE FUCKIIIIIIIIIING VISERYS, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR? THEY WERE HAVING SEEEEEX! I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN BE ANY CLEARER, THEY WERE COPULATING, FORNICATING, ENTWINING, IN CONGRESS, COMMITTING THE COITUS, EMBRACING CARNALLY, REENACTING THE BIRDS AND THE BEES, MAKING LOVE, DOING IT, GETTING LAID, DOING THE FUNNY BUSINESS, LAYING PIPE, SHAKING THE SHEETS, MAKING THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS, PLOWING THE FIELD, GRINDING CORN, RIDING SAINT GEORGE, ROLLING IN THE HAY, GETTING DOWN, GETTING LUCKY, TAPPING 'THAT', POUNDING, SMASHING, BONING, BANGING, BOINKING, SCREWING, NAILING, RUTTING, SCORING, TOSSING HOTDOGS DOWN HALLWAYS, BOARDING THE BEEF BUS, PLAYING HIDE THE SAUSAGE, PUTTING BREAD IN THE OVEN, CHURNING BUTTER, GLAZING THE DONUT, CREAMING THE PIE, MAKING BACON, DOING HORIZONTAL PUSHUPS - while standing, ostensibly - ASSAULTING WITH A FRIENDLY WEAPON, DOING BEDROOM RODEO, PARALLEL PARKING, CONQUERING THE PINK FORTRESS (no Boltons were involved, Your Grace), BUSHWHACKING, DIPPING THE WICK, DOING THE NASTY, GOING 'BALLS DEEP', RIDING THE BONY EXPRESS, SLYTHERINING THE HUFFLEPUFF, OPENING THE GATES TO MORDOR, MOUNTING THE WORLD, HARPOONING THE SALTY LONGSHOREMAN, PILE DRIVING, 'WAKA WAKA' YOUR GRACE, TORPEDOING THE EEL, SOURING THE KRAUT, TAKING THE SKINBOAT TO TUNA TOWN, TESTING THE MATTRESS, SWEEPING THE CHIMNEY, CHECKING THE OIL, ENTERING THE CASTLE, PATROLLING THE TUNNELS, AND DOING THE FUCKING RUMPY PUMPY VISERYYYYYYYYYYYS IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU??
Jacob Bennett
>Rhaenys posters and normies when they realize shes a WHORE and a SHIT queen
Henry Walker
She'll be intimidating and also motherly
Dylan Edwards
David Sullivan
Milly is a perfect princess.
Emma might become a perfect queen and a mother. Never hated her. But I want to see her acting to confirm.
I'm happy with this.
Gabriel Nguyen
how did that happen
Joshua Hill
She's part of the most important family in Westeros, has a dragon, soldiers that execute every order, a line of suitors begging for her pity, and is heir to the throne, I would be a cocky asshole too to be honest.
Henry Clark
More Spanish cock your Grace?
Lucas Richardson
no cgi oysters = no watch
suck on it chuds
Charles Ward
>mother was a whore that was eaten by a dragon before your very eyes
>little brother was lost in Essos , and presumed dead until his miraculous return
>first wife, that should've brought catharsis over that giant family feud he went through, was murdered by a very salty lord
>first and possibly only friend died from a poison meant to kill him
>son was too chivalrous and got backstabbed by the filthy Dornes
>other son was straight out batshit religious and locked away all his daughters in the maiden vault
being Aegon III is suffering
Robert Jackson
why they call him dornish if he is from the stormlands?
Hunter Gonzalez
The Jesus of ASoIaF
Nathaniel Brooks
i kneel
Elijah Bailey
All I heard was Queen and Greens showing their lack of knowledge yet again.
Aiden Sullivan
Redpill me on the (((measter))) conspiracy RIGHT NOW
What the fuck is that about
Kevin Cox
Oliver Myers
Because he looks like an arab.
Elijah James
>Thousands of years ago men in their 20s were out fighting wars and carving out fame and glory for themselves and their family in blood and sweat
>"boys" today are on their computers 24/7 simping to half breed women who don't even know they exist in some fantasy show
Christian Young
I'd blame Littlefinger more desu with his downright insane levels of embezzlement
Jack James
Cersei walk of shame pls
Luis Ross
lmao not sure which one of these is better
Kayden Flores
He only walks like that to impress his boyfriend
Landon Hughes
why are armours in multi-million fantasy TV shows so bland and shitty bros, I can't stand it anymore
Austin Jackson
because he's from the Dornish Marches, the region in the Stormlands bordering Dorne
Christopher Murphy
Juan Mitchell
((they)) wants to circumcise the whole Westeros
Jaxson Cook
Was the guy who gave monke and abortion potion a (((maester)))?
Josiah Russell
They're on their way to visit Milly.
Camden Barnes
Oh god that looks fucking awful.
To be honest, it's not noticeable when watching the episode at normal speed, but holy shit if you pause it's fucking ugly. Why not just buy a real oyster? It probably would have costed less too.
Matthew Diaz
The Dornish Marches are a region of the Stormlands that borders Dorne. Beric Dondarrion is from the Marches too.
Bentley King
correct, he's the ((grand)) ((maester))
Owen Edwards
Honestly this. I don't care how the actress looks in her daily life, as Rhaenyra she's perfect from what I've seen so far.
Milly is cute and was perfect for the first part of the story but from now on, Emma looks more suitable for that role. I'm sure she'll be fine since they cast her first and then Milly so they know what they're doing.
Carter Miller
Wasn’t the idea that Bloodraven and him knew the Prince that was Promised would be from his brother’s line, not his? Thought was why he didn’t bother. They were both prophecy fags.
Jeremiah Reyes
Wait a second, is Daemon and Cole gay irl?
Dominic Adams
>men used to die at 20 and have a shit military life
>I get to enjoy shitposting here and jacking off remembering them as idiots
It looks to me I'm winning.
Matthew Thomas
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tl;dr Maesters are seething academics and rootless intellectuals who hate the Targaryens and killed all the dragons. Favored weapon? Poison; same as a woman or a eunuch. They most likely worship a black stone, same as the Hightowers, same as the Bloodstone Emperor. The dance and play the cymbals in vile nilotic rites. They blacken their eyes with soot, like a prostitute.
Ryder Hughes
Fire and Blood never covered Baelor, it ends with the end of Aegon III's regency.
Parker Morris
>oy vey we cant have any pure babies she needs to mix with the halfbreed