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FOOKIN LEGEND edition

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>THEY WERE FUCKIIIIIIIIIING VISERYS, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR? THEY WERE HAVING SEEEEEX! I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN BE ANY CLEARER, THEY WERE COPULATING, FORNICATING, ENTWINING, IN CONGRESS, COMMITTING THE COITUS, EMBRACING CARNALLY, REENACTING THE BIRDS AND THE BEES, MAKING LOVE, DOING IT, GETTING LAID, DOING THE FUNNY BUSINESS, LAYING PIPE, SHAKING THE SHEETS, MAKING THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS, PLOWING THE FIELD, GRINDING CORN, RIDING SAINT GEORGE, ROLLING IN THE HAY, GETTING DOWN, GETTING LUCKY, TAPPING 'THAT', POUNDING, SMASHING, BONING, BANGING, BOINKING, SCREWING, NAILING, RUTTING, SCORING, TOSSING HOTDOGS DOWN HALLWAYS, BOARDING THE BEEF BUS, PLAYING HIDE THE SAUSAGE, PUTTING BREAD IN THE OVEN, CHURNING BUTTER, GLAZING THE DONUT, CREAMING THE PIE, MAKING BACON, DOING HORIZONTAL PUSHUPS - while standing, ostensibly - ASSAULTING WITH A FRIENDLY WEAPON, DOING BEDROOM RODEO, PARALLEL PARKING, CONQUERING THE PINK FORTRESS (no Boltons were involved, Your Grace), BUSHWHACKING, DIPPING THE WICK, DOING THE NASTY, GOING 'BALLS DEEP', RIDING THE BONY EXPRESS, SLYTHERINING THE HUFFLEPUFF, OPENING THE GATES TO MORDOR, MOUNTING THE WORLD, HARPOONING THE SALTY LONGSHOREMAN, PILE DRIVING, 'WAKA WAKA' YOUR GRACE, TORPEDOING THE EEL, SOURING THE KRAUT, TAKING THE SKINBOAT TO TUNA TOWN, TESTING THE MATTRESS, SWEEPING THE CHIMNEY, CHECKING THE OIL, ENTERING THE CASTLE, PATROLLING THE TUNNELS, AND DOING THE FUCKING RUMPY PUMPY VISERYYYYYYYYYYYS IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU??

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Another round, Your Grace?

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Kids look your grandma is-

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hated this

milly

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ATTENTION! BEWARE ALL GREEN PROPAGANDA!

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Is Karl Tanner elite?

Don't worry Codd bros
our time is soon

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Is Viserys actually a dragon dreamer?

you hbo shills are gargantuan faggots

Lord Otto...
Your grandson Aegon II is a whore

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Yep. Valyrian sorcery. Not even once. It's basically bio-warfare.

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He the best.
Fuck memestar voters in the poll

There is only one dragon meant for house Codd...

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Cast The Lads

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Milfy

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Don't blame me. I voted for Nimble Dick.

aegon the II everyone. king of westeros

YOU'RE FIIIIIREEEDDDDD!!!!

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Do you think Rhaenyra will have her pride broken as she's forced to essentially beg the lords and houses she snubbed for aid, or do you think she will be as arrogant as ever?

I understand there wasn't much else to do but decapitating, skinning, boiling, and cleaning the skull completely, then fashioning it into a goblet seems like a lot of work.

She liked it. She was satisfied.

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they are definitely coming

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>t.

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only one shot?

read the book you illiterate nigger
>do you think
pathetic

More bananas, your grace ?

RHAENYRA COULD YOU PLEASE STOP BEING A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

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What he'd fill in the holes of the skull with?

Cause the bottom has many little holes that would leak liquid out

Alysfu

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fuck off you insufferable bookfag

If it works, it works. Will to power and might makes right.

Libs can only deal with this by making Valyrians lose due to deus ex machina illogical collapse. Pureblood Aryan Valyrians with draco-bio-weapons would rule the world in reality.

Does the world really need filth like this?

>he hates hbo jews so he must love marvel fags
kek pathetic

Do you think Alicent will have her pride broken as she's forced to essentially beg the peasants and commoners of King's Landing for a bastard child or do you think she will be as arrogant as ever?

its funny, cuz this chick was nothing but a vapid whore and now they're acting like she's board or something. jews hate white people having SEX in marriage

Who would win?

Ramsay Bolton AKA the Bastard of Dreadfort
>Has some dogs with him (but none of his 20 good men)
>Is shirtless
>Been interrupted while having sex with Myranda
>He's just been called a bastard
>His Reek and his wife has been stolen
>Dual-wielding daggers

Karl Tanner AKA the Legend of Gin Alley
>Just finished drinking some wine from the skull of Jeor Mormont
>Has just finished fucking one of Craster's wives to death
>Just gave a speech about being the fookin' legend
>Has been paid seven silvers
>Just called Ramsay a bastard
>Dual-wielding daggers

Round 1: Ramsay vs Karl 1:1 (no dogs or men)
Round 2: Ramsay's three dogs vs Karl
Round 3: Ramsay with his 20 good men vs Karl with his renegade Crows

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>Read fanfic of already bad books
pass.

Show changes things

Like the whole Daemon miscarriage subplot got completely axed

learn to read zulu nigger, its not that hard
>omg what happens
fag

Why the FUCK did Laenor think it'd be cool to name his firstborn son Joffrey, after his dead gay lover?

He'll always be Owen from Torchwood to me. If you're one of the older Britbong zoomers (born 1996/97) you should recall the Dr. Who mania that swept the UK around 2007-2008.

I didn't swear any oath.

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I can also tell who is a capeshitter in disguise and you are a pretty obvious one

I am not crazy! I know he fucked the princess! I know they saw them in that whorehouse. One night after his return. As if he would come back for anything else. Never. Never! I just - I couldn't convince His Grace. He - he thought Daemon was just saying that to undermine him, he let him go back to the Vale. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This adultery? He's done worse. That campaign! Are you telling me the Stepstones just happen to fall right at that moment? No! He bided his time! Daemon! He CUT the Crabfeeder in HALF! And I made him Commander of the City Watch. And I shouldn't have. I gave him all his positions at court! What was I THINKING? He'll never change. He'll NEVER change! Ever since he was born, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the Hatchery! But not our Daemon! Couldn't be precious Daemon! Fucking them sideways! And he gets to have Dragonstone?! What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him! You-

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Bros, they should have made Viserys more merry. He's just a bit peevish

when did targaryans stop to intermarry? i thought all did it why did viserys freak out about it

That's not what asked retard. For a supposed bookfag you have shit reading comprehension.

because it is cool

>It's basically bio-warfare.

Isn't this why Barth and Jaeharys banned travel to and from Valyria? Because of Aerea? It's surprising the Red Death didn't spread any farther. They clearly fucked up something in the slave pits, like a Chinese wet market.

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I love how Baratheon tried to counsel Rhaenyra to be more polite to the lords but she was mega bitch anyway.

And it wasn't even manipulative, it was just "what you just said is pretty rude princess"

This is starting to look like Warhammer 40,000

Joffrey isn't "his" firstborn, he's a third son

He is merry, sometimes. Needs a drink first, though.

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Age difference is larger in the show than in the books.

fire and blood is straight forward. unless you have down syndrome and aids you should know what happens..

i think he was only a little mad, and only because it was about the throne.

The doom of Valyria was Covid-19.

>stand in formation with your fellow Baratheon men-at-arms
>your stupid fucking antlers all get caught up in each other
>Dornishmen piss themselves laughing and slaughter you all

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Problem is you only see him during the worst moments of his life.

He wasn’t upset about incest, he was upset about Daemon possibly gaining from it or holding power, and about Daemon taking advantage of his favored daughter. Also about daemon possibly ruining her reputation in the process.

He wanted to name his firstborn but was forbidden to by his father (and by Rhaenyra)

t. Reading the book, or the chapters about the Dance of Dragons right now

I really hope they show Corlys's BBC

I think you mean Warhammer Fantasy and God I wish

>Valyria is basically Kushan Empire from Berserk

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Viserys is at fault.

Karl
Karl
Ramsay

3rd son, and it was a concession Rhaenyra made for cucking him. That’s why none of their 3 sons have Targ names.

SEX WITH DAEMON

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Sex with the rightful king

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I mean, they're not Targaryans, they're Valeryons

Or you know; the Kushan empire from real life.

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Would the Kushan Empire be able to take on the Valyrian Freehold?

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Buck status: broken

Who is the worst king and why is it Jaehaerys I?

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those helmets seem unreasonable to bring into battle

Dude wtf. Delete that gross shit

based

I wish someone made a good show about Warhammer fantasy. Enough books to choose from. Gortrek and Felix for normies. Or the Vampire counts.

But no that image looks like 40k. Shoulderpadded burly men in silly helmets.

nigger he was literally the best king besides aegon are u retarded?

I dunno, Aegon the unworthy had shit taste in women.

>AHHHHH MY EYEESSS I CANT STAND TO SEEE THE GAYYYYYYYY
most fragile people in the world lol

it's gotta be Aegon IV

Numenor vs Valyria

Both of them at their height
Who wins?

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Just ignore the election tourists

u have brain worms, im sorry bro

What went wrong, bros?

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And yet he began the decline of House Targaryen.

Maybe over 1000 dragons vs men.
The choice is clear.

40K is also full of powerlevelfaggots that wank off over "muh marines kill stormtroopers hahahaha"

Considering how many fucked up mutations Indians have, I believe it. Highest prevalence of extra limbs and digits in the world. No wonder they worship Vishnu.

No that was Viserys. Should've just passed it to Aegon.

no

Dragons are the equivalent of tactical nuclear weapons. The Numenor wouldn't have a defense or counter.

let they get stomped by a single chinese daoist wizard. Say what you will about the chinks, but they hold nothing back when they write their power fantasies.

they were spoiled because of his achievements. yea, fine. his fault, ok..

Shut the fuck up you faggot. Go swallow sperm.

>this is a 10/10 in bongland

I suspected you might be a Green. Jaehaerys I allowing the council a say in the succession forever Targaryens. They became as other men. I stand firmly against anyone, and anything, that expands suffrage.

That's evolution in progress

Wouldn't Numenor has gods on its side? Lorefags, pls confirm or deny.

>what went wrong
you not having sex for 30 years, thats the issue

So, we all agree the valyrians kind of deserved it, right?

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Tie, the dragons would probably wreck them but the armies and navies of Numenor are stronger overall.

Brainlet here.
Where does the scene with qt monke and her suitors takes place? Dragonstone? Summerhall? VALYRIA? WTF? Didn't it get destroyed?

I wonder if GRRM ever read chinkshit when he wrote Yi Ti

post some green whistleblowers

has he even written anything about Yi Ti yet? I thought AWOAIF is pretty bare bones about it

Go back

yes

In the stormlands. Some people say it's storm's end itself but idk

I hope he did.
Cause It'd be fucking hilarious if the books end with some random Yi Ti Cultivator bum rushing the others just to refine them into cultivation materials

>has gods on its side?
The Valar fear the Numenorean. They literally had to pray to super-God when the Numenorean bull came looking to conquer heaven on earth. They were so powerful God (Eru) turned Earth from a flat earth to a sphere. They currently live under the ground, cursed by God, but will rise again in the end of days to slay Satan. Valyrians are cool too I guess.

Do you think they know?

I'm guessing they can just hide inside their invincible fortresses

redpill me on The Great Empire of the Dawn

No, no they didn't. No by a long shot. They were the pinnacle of culture and learning. A pax valyria would have been glorious

>Inb4 much slavery

Every empire then had slaves. Valyrian slaves were some of the most well treated.