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I wish Aegon, Visenya and Rhaenys had burned the Iron Isles to the ground

>waaah you were allowed to fuck around at my age but i'm not because i'm a woman waaah double standards
No shit, you dumb monkey. When a male heir to the throne goes to fuck a random slag in a whorehouse before marriage, it's very easy to sweep it under the rug. There's never any ironclad proof that he actually did it because his penis isn't marked or wounded or split by the act, and even if a bastard child gets born you still cannot prove beyond reasonable doubt that it is that man's child. And if the bastard is his, you can just kill it or disinherit it or send it to the wall when it comes of age.

When a female heir to the throne goes to fuck a stranger before marriage, you can't sweep that under the rug. Her maidenhood is gone forever and any maester needs 3 seconds to check between her legs and realize she's been spoiled before marriage, her hymen is gone. The proof of what happened is right there between her legs, and no suitor can ever be sure that future children are truly his. And if conception after this whorehouse fucking happens, guess what, she cannot say it's not her child because it's growing inside her goddamn womb and everyone can see it happening.

A male can lie and say a child isn't his, but a woman cannot ever lie because her own body is the evidence. So yeah Rhaenyra, you were not born a man - you were born a woman.
This male privilege isn't born out of some evil or out of frat culture - this difference is born out of biological differences. Because men have penises, while women have vaginas and hymens and wombs and they give birth to the children. Dumb monkey.

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Fuckin Codds, no one likes you

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#metoo

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Shoop them with kilts!

Only greens allowed

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Ahem

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KWAB

dilate trannies
sow your field for our havest pussy bitches

your grace...
forcing yourself upon the cunny...
it is...
unavoidable...

Rhaenys the womanys

Watchin Daemon feels surreal, everyone around him acts as grounded characters, yet he's just a straight up anime man.

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You guys think we'll see Vhagar next episode ? I can't wait to see how big she is compared to the other dragons.

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I just want them to buy some lights for the sets, we can't see shit half the time, they need to stop doing this

Wait until Aemond is introduced
I hope so, I think Laena should be her rider already

Comfy Harlow

>best castle
>best island
>best sigil
>best legal technicalities

Man, it REALLY is just about you wanting to have sex with the jailbait monkey girl, huh. It's not that good, sadly.

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Can the wyverns even have sex?

>loses his mind and becomes a traitor after his oneitis cuckolds him with STRONG CHAD
>dies a pathetic death looked down on by everyone
big yikes

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he looks pissed, she looks ecstatic

I hope they rework a lot of the war part of the dance since right now it's pretty retarded. Aemond could've BTFO the blacks and taken kings landing but he just doesn't. Same with Rhaenyra at the start. She could've BTFO the greens and taken King's Landing but instead waits around for months

A Dornish Queen will be sitting the throne with Aegon VI soon, and their beautiful baby sons Oberyon, Doran, and Jon will be future kings and lords of Westeros.

The future is Dornish poor little whitoids. Bend the knee or perish

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Yeah how do you think Valyrians made dragons

Go back to your /rangz/ general, no one cares about your opinion

Did she cum?

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Ethan Klein? In my GoT show?

stfu faggot your're the new breed of emiliafags.

You're fired.

Jon Roxton the rapist is absolutely retarded and they should just scrap that entire aspect. Have Roxton go heroically as a dragonslayer, Lord knows the greens need more sympathetic and based characters.

>you're not into shitty corporate goyslop #1 so you must be into goyslop #2
spoken like a true goyslop swallower

#methree

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hes such a good fucking actor..

can a lorefag tell me why black and why green
why do people call them by colors and not just "team rhaenyra" and "team aegon"

Yeah best night of her life. At some point she had a warm feeling and wasn't bored. Also planned tomorrows dinner menu.

nta but go back

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>die brutally burned alive

monke :3

stay mad

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>no Yronwoods, you're supposed to be my vassals. you can't take usurp us and over as Princes of Dorn- ACK

they both start dressing up in their colors during the lead up to Viserys death
Bit more poetic than the queens faction and the princesses faction

Why did you post the shop?

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alicents house color scheme has green in it. targ shit has black

Why did you post yer selfie?

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I want the environment in the show to stop looking so dour and colorless and brutalist. It worked for GoT because it was meant to be Westeros in a state of decay, but HotD is supposed to be the good old days of Targs when the kingdoms are still somewhat prosperous. So why are the colors of the buildings and the chambers so dark and pessimistic? This show is visually darker and moodier than GoT somehow, and narratively it should not be.

fukken saved

Yes

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>Yronwoods will assume kingship of Dorne once Dany comes to Westeros and burns Arianne and Doran alive for siding with fAegon

Yronwoodchads, we can't lose. We sided with the Blackfyres repeatedly against pro-Martell Targaryen kings and still came out smelling like roses because Sunspear is afraid of us.

because despite being the monarchs they barely do anything in the Dance
it should be Team Daemon/Tullies vs Team Aemond/Hightowers

Imagine being Fabien in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Milly Alcock, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monkey face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me."

it's foreshadowing user

Rhaenyra has grown so much as a powerbroker. She's really getting the swing of things.

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Don’t talk to monke like that

During one of their 'social events' Alicent wore a green dress, Rhaenyra a black one. There's the paragraph in the books that explained it plainly but I'm too lazy to search.

>daemon waited more 10 fucking years to fuck her

More colors
Less brown filter

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>You're a fucking slut.

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big this.

And vice versa

>Alicent went her entire life without getting good dick

GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER!

>It worked for GoT because it was meant to be Westeros in a state of decay
GoT went way too far towards the later seasons, where everyone stood around in dark unlit rooms (for fuck's sake, they're all major lords, they can afford to scatter around a few candles or arrange for a few windows in their manses).

BUT... early GoT was really bright and beautiful. You could feel King's Landing had this temperate Mediterranean climate with the bright lighting everywhere.

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being a whiny bitch isn't power brokering. it's being a whiny bitch

lips too fat

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THE GOOD GUYS

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>get her choice of any dick in the kingdom
>ends up getting diddled in a brothel and ruining her already shit reputation

>incestuous bitch

>tfw cheese got away with it

generally i'd call you an incel, but your right. those are man lips

based

The cunny got pretty lucky here, all things considered.

more unique dragons. I wanna see Vermithor, Silverwing, Cannibal, not to mention a mature Sunfyre.

Imagine lying to your big nosed best friend like that.