They worship a corpse nailed to a stick

>They worship a corpse nailed to a stick
Christianity BTFO

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and people wonder why they have a persecution fetish

Alexa, what is american culture based on?

get woke go broke sisters...

picrel did everything this subversive garbage-trash dumpster fire of a "film" tried to do. Fuck the director and everything he stands for. Literally the definition of a hack.
>"muh historical accuracy"
Go make a documentary you fucking faggot

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Seethe

You worship a marvel character getting cucked by an israeli cancsr patient and a nigress

Heh, got em pagansisters
>*proceeds to rape a sheep because the god of rain seems angry*

Serbia is not a country

Die

Fake shit, Northman made $70 million in theaters

Worshipping stones and trees are not real gods

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All the Odin worshippers in the movie die and the only character who survives is a Slav.

Also, friendly reminder that LARPagans are actually just atheists who got angry about the memes so they traded in their fedoras for horned helmets.

>worships two sticks intersecting

>christianity
cringe
>paganism
cringe
>ateism
cringe
real chads worship bbc

>said by the cowardly bad guys
>main character's daughter is giant reference to Olga of Kiev
Why yes, "btfo" truly

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>They worship a corpse nailed to a stick
is something someone with 0 understanding of religion would say, which is accurate for a viking
by this logic you could say oh well the Egyptians just worshipped a dysfunctional family of furries

>NOOOOOO, THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE INTRICACIES OF MY IMAGINARY BEARDED MEN IN THE SKY

Neopagans are niggers

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That was literally the point of the line in the film. It was a comedic line.

Based. Fuck christcucks for ruining the west with their semitic religion.

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