>walk into room
>wife is watching TV
>it's the shriners children's hospital commercial
>I yell and scream GOBLIN! as a joke
>wife doesn't think it's funny at all
>argument ensues
>she leaves to go stay with her parents
>calls the next day and tells me she wants a divorce
Has a commercial every worked on you?
Walk into room
Brody Brown
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Jose Campbell
lmao what's ur wife's @ bruh
James Thompson
>cutting-edge 4channel humor
Carter Long
Didn’t the owner of Cripplechan look somewhat like that?
Jose Morales
>You know we can't let you do that, Alec
>Do? Do what, Caweb? I'm not a Repubwic seriaw viwwain. Do you seriouswy think I'd expwain my master-stroke if there remained the swightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I fwickered the wight switch in the epiwepsy ward thirty five minutes ago
Ryder Ross
Caleb Williams
He looks different now?
Brandon Diaz
I like this little fucker. He’s got charisma and he’s basically Dr. Glass if he real.
Ayden Gomez
Fucking hell.
William Gonzalez
youtube.com
Would you?
Mason Foster
THOSE PEOPLE!
HIIII PEOPLE!!!
Jack Roberts
Now this was sweet, goddamn
Wyatt Torres
I haven't seen these in awhile.
One of them laid it on thick with a real tear jerker.
Grayson Hall
He's dead you douchebag. Alec shit him.
Christian Price
shot*
Oliver Wright
Poor alecs asshowe must really hurt
Kayden Clark
What's her pussy look like?
Bentley Cruz
My local grocery store used to have a "donate to children" picture with a girl that I could only reason that she must have some sort of childhood obesity.
Matthew Martin
>>I yell and scream GOBLIN! as a joke
WTF is wrong with you? Just because you're married doesn't mean you get to act like an incel.
Michael Wood
He looks more like a normal dwarf and not a five-year-old now.
Anthony Smith