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>joins queue
>starts touching the back of a woman in front of you
>when she turns around whip out your penis
>get seperated from her
>find another woman
>repeat the process
>cops find you
>leap over the wall into the thames
>police collect you when you return to the shore
all in a day's work for adio adeshine.
between the sticks
need courtney love to wipe my arse
Can hate clogwog all you want but you've gotta admit he posts some great porno
Scranning a Kitchener bun. Yum yum
the scrandemic
used to be fit
why is it against a fence
does look quite nice tho ngl
helpernonce aka marmiteman4
carb overdose
clickety click
What's that?
chilli
clogwog still posts? filtered him once i realised he was gay and posting gay porn.
was he wrong?
what a bitch
Milton Keynes as a whole is fucking atrocious. The centre puts up this facade of modernism and renewal, but its the surrounding areas most people live that are hell holes. Fishermead, Netherfield, Lakes Estate, Stacy Bushes, Fullers Slade, Wolverton, all third world
more like ADIOS SUNSHINE (cos summers over and its autumn now aha)
the scrandemic
>On present trends, the average Slovenian household will be better off than its British counterpart by 2024, and the average Polish family will move ahead by the end of the decade [Financial Times]
dirty knee
need it to be 20-30% warmer than it is
*pushes the boat out*
>As a wog myself we are incompatible.
how so, you're both wogs?
corr love chilli.
I know mate I used to live near it, are you from MK? It's a soulless shithole and every time I go back I'm struck by how awful it is.
steaming toil looms
what happens when the government publicly states what people already subconsciously know that the experimental gene therapy that they coerced millions to take through unseen before levels of fear based propaganda has killed and maimed more than an other event in recent history.
Will they just carry on, watching the telly and following the football?
why are there so many greeks in australia
no he called out the empire of lies right to their face
erm, sexo
immergration n that
mad how she only has one facial expression
I've never used the Oxford comma. Not sure what the uproar is about. What kind of savage uses a comma before the last word on a list? You use "and" if you need to use anything.
18.5C in the flat according to the thermostat. It's going to be hell this winter in this old flat, FUCK sash windows.
Why did he need to invade ukraine because of this?
he's right
lmao
>18.5C in the flat
Do you live in a shed
wtf
australia is a greek name
But at least we helped the shareholders green line go up
I used to live in Downhead Park, one of the better areas to be but I moved out the first instance I could and I'm never going back. Half my family have actually died in that city, we call it the family graveyard. Theres something about MK that turns people into animals and they all fall from grace
prfer not tyo say
Italians and Greeks are like oil and water
>Homophobia
Lost me there
Didnt happen
going for dinner with dadberg so need to keep it sensible then get blitzed after he’s away
his anti-white daughter exploded
chat shit get banged cunt
I think a shed has more insulation. It's an Victorian flat, possibly older.
snakes alive
Stop asking questions
Mediterranean climate and post-war immigration booms
>I've never used the Oxford comma. Not sure what the uproar is about. What kind of savage uses a comma before the last word on a list? You use "and" if you need to use anything.
>"I would like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand, and God"
>>"I would like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God"
ahh memories of being young getting blitzed with your mates and then having a family occasion and trying your hardest to seem normal
*dies suddenly and unexpectedly*
oxford commas are based and help readability
I know Downhead Park, knew someone that lived there, it was fine I suppose. At least shitholes like Northampton have a bit of character and soul to them, MK has nothing and is a dump.
kill anglos
sweet potato and spinach curry for tea
staying alive
>when you go to a nightclub and other punters make the sign of the cross when they see you
Why do you post here mihai, you don't talk to anyone and just post random things that usually don't make any sense.
yeah?
Reminder.
t. churka churkovich chukrovsky
what would you do if your neighbours knew your internet history?
Nowcast Model + Map (15/09):
LAB: 326 (+124) - 42.0%
CON: 225 (-140) - 31.8%
SNP: 49 (+1) - 3.9%
LDM: 24 (+13) - 10.4%
PLC: 5 (+1) - 0.8%
GRN: 1 (=) - 5.3%
RFM: 0 (=) - 2.8%
Others: 1 (+1) - 3.0%
LAB Majority of 2.
Changes w/ GE2019.
aha yeah mate
*gives ukraine another few billion*
Despairing over the size of my johnson, my richard, my wilbert, my kettle n tackle
you and what army?
head teacher at gfs work is being a horrid cunt so I’m going to fuck her car up tonight lol
it's because he's mentally ill
Surprised there isn't a bit of an up tick with the tories after announcing the price cap.
>MTV, gays and lesbians
Blacks are CONSTANTLY effusing that these are their accomplishments.
queen bee
you can find out yourself if you know their IP
iknowwhatyoudownload.com
based
i dont have friends any more
>On present trends, the average Slovenian household will be better off than its British counterpart by 2024, and the average Polish family will move ahead by the end of the decade [Financial Times]
>A country in desperate need of migrant labour may soon have to ask new arrivals to take a pay cut
Funniest part is you lot can't even move if you want a better life because you left the EU lmao. Got your fancy blue passports that you can't use though lol
Youre dating a schoolchild arent you
all of this is a fabrication lol
it lovely
killing anglos
Gopnik, even. Gopnik churka.
sad
the plan for a federated empire parliament
VGH
Migrant labour is responsible for killing wages
you should try killing ukranians first
And how do you prevent them using this
Your gf is etting you up, most likely.
colleagueberg schedules a weekly meeting at 4pm on a Friday and then turns up 15-20 minutes late meaning we go on way past 5pm. our work day technically finishes at 5.30pm but come on.
taking the absolute piss
eight packs of bobby's potato snax bbq sauce down the hatch
BEANS IN THE CHILLI???? WTF
i don’t even reply to emails sent past 3:00
droopy drawers
Eight? Fucking hell
>turns up 15-20 minutes late
7 minutes is my cutoff for a meeting
whitoids seething
>african homoromantic
crypto-whitoid
huh? how come/ I'd assume both of you in a foreign land would larp as Romans together like Italians and Irish Anglos in the USA praise their shared Catholism
mad how yanks think you don't put beans in a chilli
>whitoids seet *BOOM*
its almost impossible to extrapolate polling data onto seat projections. Even if Labour are 15% points ahead, the likelihood is that surge will be in seats that are Labour anyway so it won't mean any substantial gains in marginals where they need to win
stop making shit up
twitter troons aren't black
Got a group project for uni with 5 women who won't do their work unless I remind them to. Somehow I've been unofficially elected leader and I can't help but think that I'm contributing to a gendered world where women are denied opportunities in the workplace because of sexism.
>almost impossible to extrapolate data
>extrapolates data
sixsome on the cards
FOLC
Passing some VERY loose and smelly stools.
>"It felt like I had a fish hook in my face and my flesh was being torn, and the only way to avoid further pain was to stay completely still"
tits and teeth init
Everyday I wonder why my mentally ill abusive neglectful parents thought it was a great idea to have kids. People will personality disorders should be castrated
I think about how women are physically incapable of deciding on what to eat for dinner/where to go out and wonder if you extrapolate this behavior onto society at large how we can take them seriously
Don't see how you can assume which seats would swing when taking averages of polls conducted on as little as 100 people by yougov
>Fools of little wit are enemies unto themselves as
they move about the world doing evil deeds, the fruits of
which are bitter.
>i dont have friends any more
In this thread? Hard truth is, you never had as long as ive been here. At the least. Everybody dislikes you, always has.
Go collect an other vc you horrid halfwit.
was just saying this down the pub
>in a foreign land
I'm Italian-Anglo, British, Canadian and settler colonial on me mums side, Italian-Australian on me dads. So I'm very much an Aussie.
But, growing up in a wog household and going to school with wogs you learn real quick not to get involved with them past a hookup.
Plus, Greeks seethe at Italians in Australia because they're seen as higher caste.
what's the book about?
should i play osrs? seems like it might be fun but i dont know
And yet you did
remember when tim went mental and posted his spermy dick 400 times on twitter
yeah...
anyway I'll have the Papoutsakia and hold the olive oil
>its almost impossible to extrapolate polling data onto seat projections
it's run off two data models that take into account MRP polling and electoral calculus data
it's not just straight data projected onto seats
doesn't mean it's necessarily very accurate but there's more to it than just plugging the voting intention polls onto seats
People with personality disorders often makes bad decisions.
disgusting mutt
alri marcus furius pertinax caeser