It's impossible to take ESLs on here seriously knowing how goofy they sound when speaking

It's impossible to take ESLs on here seriously knowing how goofy they sound when speaking.

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ESL niggas be like
>how is it called?
>how it feels?
>how you say
>I have 24 years old
>what does it means?
>most of americans speak poorly
>I couldn't see him nor her
>why did you said that?
>I don't care about English language
>I listened the song
>I have fluency on English
>my dog is in the bed
>I go home at monday
>I was late because the traffic jam
>I will not have the possibility to go
>the movie put me happy
>I counted the sheeps
>I have lived here since 10 years
>tell me what did he say
>just explain me what happened
>he did a sad face
>I go always by car
>I hope that he make him proud
>I speak 5 idioms
>the bomb blowed up
>the audios sound very bad
>my son is on school
>until now I've done half the questions
>can't pronounce squirrel
>pronounce iron as "eye-ron"
>pronounce the l in salmon
>pronounce the final b in bomb
>pronounce the f in of like fight
>pronounce salesman as "sales-man"
>pronounce mediocre as "mehdio-kreh"
>pronounce purpose like "porpoise"
>pronounce the -ed in based like the name Ed
>can't differentiate between shit and sheet
>can't differentiate between bitch and beach
>can't differentiate between bat and bet
>can't differentiate between pull and pool
>mix idioms and words from different english dialects
>don't understand the difference between do and make
>don't understand the difference between in, at, and on
>don't understand native idioms
>don't understand modals:
>could it be possible if I can go?
>will it be possible that I can go?
>can it be possible for me to go?
>...
>but at least I know difference of "there" and "their!"

I'm just fed up with dumbass over-confident ESLs misunderstanding my posts and then ranting at me about the version that only exists in their heads. You'd think if you're having to run a sentence through google translate to understand it you'd think it possible that you might be mistaken, but no.

I literally have a perfect American accent

Why doesn't Belle Delphine bleach her butthole?

>post anything on here, expecting a fellow native english speaker to respond
>95% of replies are incoherent ESLs who become angry if you don't pretend that they're fluent

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>cope
>seethe
>dilate
>kill youself
>rent free
>obsessed
>cuck
>incel
>simp
>roastie
>nigger
>tranny
>soyboy
>chad
>bbc
>soul
>souless
>based
>cringe

these are all the english words i need to know

My confidence isn't misplaced, seethe Nigel and sneed while you're at it.

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Does the American accent training course work? I've downloaded it but i haven't started, there's always someone home listening and interrupting me like I'm a clown.

naturally clear buttholes have a great value and she knows that so she does not dare

your propaply brown lol

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i study american english at the uni so i wouldnt know. we used an app called say it right. its very nice actually

Oh ok thanks anyway, an user from Poland told me about that course. I tried to guess if you were him. i might try that app maybe it works better

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Scandi's sound great, and Spanish speakers and French speakers sound kino

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i say all of these in purpose

At least they know more than only one language

Succinct analysis, spot on.

but i never speak english irl

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>You'd think if you're having to run a sentence through google translate to understand it you'd think it possible that you might be mistaken
Imagine complaining about ESLs while producing sentences like this.

If i whispered "I love you my big american bear" with my french accent you would probably immediately fall in love with me, so let's agree to disagree.