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sitting in little chef eating an olympic breakfast in the rain edition

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doing lovely garlicky farts
they're arguably more peng than the meal that created them

based

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virgin freak me

want sex but I'm a virgin

mad how we lived for 6 billion years without electricity but half the population are going to die because they can't afford central heating

currently walking home from the bottleo with my goon successfully procured
very strong smell of weed emanating from one of the houses i walked past

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80% of men throughout history never reproduced

do abos smoke a lot of weed or it is mainly petrol they're on?

Emma Watson’s doing lovely garlicky farts.
They’re arguably more peng than the meal that created them.

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a few hundred thousand people won't be able to fight a giant corporation. All that will happen is they'll all get slapped with fines and get taken to court and nothing will change

Seeing those cringebags on the bridge...
Will this be the winter where sensible right and left finally come together, the far right and far left will refuse to come together, and we finally have a tyranny of the middlies?

estrogenic plastic covering those female bovine pieces, so you get both synthetic and mammalian estrogens

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reckon modern standards are unattainable by 90% of men so its forced a fake it til you make it culture and now everyones just fake and relationships are vain and destined to fail

abos will take anything over sobriety, kinda like me

>people are going to die
sorry do you think britain hits sub zero temperatures in winter or something? Unless you're 96 years old or HIV positive you aren't going to die because it's a bit chilly out

Its gets pretty cold here, I literally do just fine wearing a dedicated alpine soft coat+ a hoodie+ a sleeping bag at night
Getting into and out of the shower is a different story

Shoulda said "snack that created them" cus then you could have been referring to the food OR, get this, Emma herself

>estrogenic plastic covering those female bovine pieces, so you get both synthetic and mammalian estrogens

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so the people who are 96? just fuck them off?

I'm sorry but maybe if they wanted the government to do something, they should've voted for the party that didn't privatise energy, demanding a tory to take action is like trying to teach a slug to swim

fucking idiots

Got a tattoo that says made in china on my bum

how old were you lads when you had your first wank?

>too good looking for girls to approach me
>too autistic to approach girls
forever cursed

yes. Humans aren't supposed to live that long, anyone over 80 is a freak of nature and a burden on society

you said it not me

After all we did to protect them

corr scran dabbi dozi!

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moonstone renewer is too overpowered

very young, my priest showed me how lol

yh

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*tilts head up*

Mornin'.

precarious tea placement

mates brother unironically showed us himself wanking when we were 11 and i went home and tried it that night after

dunno exactly but around 14/15 maybe? I don't remember any cum coming out

speak out /brit/

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If you worry about estrogen you're a DYEL freak
how are you gonna get big without milk

Forever delusional.

*in full ghillie suit laying in the desert* im crawling to the magpies

Probably 12 ish
Thought I was having a heart attack when I first did a bust kek

Before I could ejaculate

Not even mad at that, maybe next time same amount of toppings and half the amount of shit bread

the lighting makes it look very unappetising but it probably tastes nice x

state of you, by the time i was 14 i was shooting loads big enough to make a dozen cum omelets

should I boy one of those ghillie suits?
we call them yowie suits btw

love looking at my phone and seeing my few friends online at 4am because they had a party i wasnt invited to
great stuff

>cum omelets
Thanks for that mental image

12. no jizz came out and I used to just wank sat in my front room with mum and dad.

Raw milk is fine
Tofu is not only fucking disgusting but transforms you into pic related

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Waking up bright and early to inquire about other men's first masturbation experience.

no i dont really know if it would work and theyre really expensive, just wear orange and let me know

Really should just make your own for your specified environment
Lots of tutorials on YouTube

starting to seriously consider disaster prepping but it seems like quite a rabbit hole and I'm not sure if i'm autistic enough to go down it

can someone just go to a pub, what do you do there?
just sit and drink with randoms?

mischievous little ferret fellas

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unironically low T

buying a gas mask?
holden moment

Like a ferret up a drainpipe, if ya catch ma drift

BLEACHED

....yh

would love to grab it by the bottom part and just swing it around smashing it into walls

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sounds weird

Haven't had a single (You) so far

home safely with my goon x
mumstein is snacking before dinner, very frustrating

do they have a supermarket in alice springs?

had a stomach illness and shat all over myself once

BLEACHEDRAW

no one here is from Alice springs

yh various equipment and supplies for short term disaster preparedness, that sort of thing

This government’s lack of compassion for the people they serve is absolutely staggering.

lots of yanks in alice springs because they work on a yank military base there, they have 4th of july celebrations and everything

you voted tories, you know they are like this, fucktard

blog on

to the cunt in the last thread, fuck yourself. you know who you are

reckon this would get a decent number of likes if said in the comments section of any random political youtube video

what you cookin good lookin

Let freedom ring

*walks the dog*
BLEACHED
*around the back*
BLEACHEDRAW

build a Chinese base across from pine gap for fairness and market competition

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Open your eyes, boy. Everything's not as it seems.

big bouncy boobies

the tweet which i copied it verbatim from has 1300 likes

did this in an Uber once but it’s because i was drunk

on my mates account though so all good

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