sitting in little chef eating an olympic breakfast in the rain edition
/brit/
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doing lovely garlicky farts
they're arguably more peng than the meal that created them
based
virgin freak me
want sex but I'm a virgin
mad how we lived for 6 billion years without electricity but half the population are going to die because they can't afford central heating
currently walking home from the bottleo with my goon successfully procured
very strong smell of weed emanating from one of the houses i walked past
80% of men throughout history never reproduced
do abos smoke a lot of weed or it is mainly petrol they're on?
Emma Watson’s doing lovely garlicky farts.
They’re arguably more peng than the meal that created them.
a few hundred thousand people won't be able to fight a giant corporation. All that will happen is they'll all get slapped with fines and get taken to court and nothing will change
Seeing those cringebags on the bridge...
Will this be the winter where sensible right and left finally come together, the far right and far left will refuse to come together, and we finally have a tyranny of the middlies?
estrogenic plastic covering those female bovine pieces, so you get both synthetic and mammalian estrogens
reckon modern standards are unattainable by 90% of men so its forced a fake it til you make it culture and now everyones just fake and relationships are vain and destined to fail
abos will take anything over sobriety, kinda like me
>people are going to die
sorry do you think britain hits sub zero temperatures in winter or something? Unless you're 96 years old or HIV positive you aren't going to die because it's a bit chilly out
Its gets pretty cold here, I literally do just fine wearing a dedicated alpine soft coat+ a hoodie+ a sleeping bag at night
Getting into and out of the shower is a different story
Shoulda said "snack that created them" cus then you could have been referring to the food OR, get this, Emma herself
>estrogenic plastic covering those female bovine pieces, so you get both synthetic and mammalian estrogens
so the people who are 96? just fuck them off?
I'm sorry but maybe if they wanted the government to do something, they should've voted for the party that didn't privatise energy, demanding a tory to take action is like trying to teach a slug to swim
fucking idiots
Got a tattoo that says made in china on my bum
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
>too good looking for girls to approach me
>too autistic to approach girls
forever cursed
yes. Humans aren't supposed to live that long, anyone over 80 is a freak of nature and a burden on society
you said it not me
After all we did to protect them
corr scran dabbi dozi!
moonstone renewer is too overpowered
very young, my priest showed me how lol
yh
*tilts head up*
Mornin'.
precarious tea placement
mates brother unironically showed us himself wanking when we were 11 and i went home and tried it that night after
dunno exactly but around 14/15 maybe? I don't remember any cum coming out
speak out /brit/
If you worry about estrogen you're a DYEL freak
how are you gonna get big without milk
Forever delusional.
*in full ghillie suit laying in the desert* im crawling to the magpies
Probably 12 ish
Thought I was having a heart attack when I first did a bust kek
Before I could ejaculate
Not even mad at that, maybe next time same amount of toppings and half the amount of shit bread
the lighting makes it look very unappetising but it probably tastes nice x
state of you, by the time i was 14 i was shooting loads big enough to make a dozen cum omelets
should I boy one of those ghillie suits?
we call them yowie suits btw
love looking at my phone and seeing my few friends online at 4am because they had a party i wasnt invited to
great stuff
>cum omelets
Thanks for that mental image
12. no jizz came out and I used to just wank sat in my front room with mum and dad.
Raw milk is fine
Tofu is not only fucking disgusting but transforms you into pic related
Waking up bright and early to inquire about other men's first masturbation experience.
no i dont really know if it would work and theyre really expensive, just wear orange and let me know
Really should just make your own for your specified environment
Lots of tutorials on YouTube
starting to seriously consider disaster prepping but it seems like quite a rabbit hole and I'm not sure if i'm autistic enough to go down it
can someone just go to a pub, what do you do there?
just sit and drink with randoms?
mischievous little ferret fellas
unironically low T
buying a gas mask?
holden moment
Like a ferret up a drainpipe, if ya catch ma drift
BLEACHED
....yh
would love to grab it by the bottom part and just swing it around smashing it into walls
sounds weird
Haven't had a single (You) so far
home safely with my goon x
mumstein is snacking before dinner, very frustrating
do they have a supermarket in alice springs?
had a stomach illness and shat all over myself once
BLEACHEDRAW
no one here is from Alice springs
yh various equipment and supplies for short term disaster preparedness, that sort of thing
This government’s lack of compassion for the people they serve is absolutely staggering.
lots of yanks in alice springs because they work on a yank military base there, they have 4th of july celebrations and everything
you voted tories, you know they are like this, fucktard
blog on
to the cunt in the last thread, fuck yourself. you know who you are
reckon this would get a decent number of likes if said in the comments section of any random political youtube video
what you cookin good lookin
Let freedom ring
*walks the dog*
BLEACHED
*around the back*
BLEACHEDRAW
build a Chinese base across from pine gap for fairness and market competition
Open your eyes, boy. Everything's not as it seems.
big bouncy boobies
the tweet which i copied it verbatim from has 1300 likes
did this in an Uber once but it’s because i was drunk
on my mates account though so all good