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Imagine unrionically browsing reddit

been led awake for 2 hours so thought I'd see what the lads are up to

if silver (by the oz) drops 34 more pence, then i can take out one of the £5 notes from a roll and trade it for a silver bar

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playing with my (golf)balls

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why are Czech women such sluts?
fucked so many with my paki dick it's not even funny, they love us so much it's scary,...

>Why are they smoking?

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Screaming
youtube.com/watch?v=ARo7jW7J33I

ahaha great stuff

who is this?

Tiny paki boy

50 £s, now thats gangsta

alri dua lipa

nothing more pathetic than someone reposting their posts in the new from the end of the old

pooey mcshartman

same but used to have a nap in the school toilets

Tired of being a virgin.
Shan’t be doing a thing about it.

bigger than you Zhang, my gorgeous olive skin does the bulk of the work

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irish people are scary

Steamed hams...It's an Albany expression

Better stay that way mulatto mutt scum

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hate the word bum because my aunt who lived in canada would say it when i was a kid
she wasn't even really canadian she was just pretending to be one

is dua lipa some kinda disease, why is rorke obsessed with it?

>revenge bedtime procrastination...
I can't stop doing that.
It's not even revenge I'm not doing shit during the day

>Olive skin
You're a poo skin simple as.
Fuck off from the White man's cyberspace

remember cypress hill?

youtube.com/watch?v=38YXa7VKCVs

*bums you*

Why are Australian women so kino compared to British women?

twitter.com/sovrynmindset/status/1557293362490793986

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no wikipedia, i will never ever donate to you so stop asking

human foot turned into a man

*bums your aunt*

holy based and tate pilled

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if i can take out a £5 note from the roll to buy an oz of silver, then i can buy my hallmark stamp too, for a sixpence (£5) from the royal mint

was just sayin this down the pub

it's extra funny because the song he listens to has the lyrics "have sex"

>redman
good stuff youtube.com/watch?v=v62QkD_q1bs

also this
youtube.com/watch?v=cS7sZ1qUqnA

Witnessed:

ok I lied,.I'm not a paki

instant turn off is when a woman calls farting 'trumping' or 'pumping'

it's just not right is it x

£2 in the freezer hasnt popped out its middle bit yet

Should've taken Spain, cuck

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don't like anyone disrespecting the god emperor by associating him with butt air

she's just looking for simps

IMAGINE the SMELL

rorkestein going HARD with those settlements

Where did you meet them?
I'll be honest with you lad I've shagged a lot of women whilst living here but none of them were Czech. Give a lad some advice (I'm tall, handsome and tanned)

going to ask the o2 and vodafone debt collectors if theyd jewish, and, if so, if they would forgive the £400 vodaphone debt they "added on" as a "late fee" of about a decade

Ahh you fucked whores
You'll stop at nothing to disappoint me

Any clues gained lately lads?

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poo wank arse bum

>Winner of $1.34bn Mega Millions lottery hasn’t claimed prize after a month
>A single ticket purchased at an gas station in Des Plaines, Illinois, won the gigantic sum
>Illinois
Probably already been murdered

Vaxxie, vaxxie, so obsessed,
Wore your mask and took your tests.
Still got COVID, every strain,
Spike proteins inside your brain.

Short of breath at 24,
"Dr. Fauci, gimmie more!"
Proteins tangle and misfold,
Amyloidosis taking hold.

Swollen heart at 25,
"Thank Moderna I'm alive!"
There's no cure for microclot,
Getting worse with every shot.

Heart attack at 26,
Prayed to Pfizer for a fix.
Vaxxie, vaxxie, death is lurking,
Doctor says, "that means it's working."

Died of SADS at 27,
All good vaxxies go to heaven.
Obituary headline noted:
"Anti-Vaxxer Dies of COVID."

His family is quite upset,
But they're alive, at least on net.
And, they say, "it's for the better,"
Without the vax "he would be deader."

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traded all mine for funko pops

Imagine shagging them after they finished a match.

wait, so microplastics aren't just a meme?

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>that's someone's mother/daughter!
Why don't act like it the

nope, its everywhere and potentially a big problem

no one forced you to vaccinate

hahahaha love these
dam it feels good to be a pureblood

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That makes no sense even I've shagged a czech slag and I'm a proper mong. All I did was say she's hot and I want to shag her. Would never have tried this on an English slag but the amount of women I saw on czechcasting gave me hope to try it.

This
This is the same person: twitter.com/demoiselledian/status/1557531506700320768
She doesn't believe any of what she says

>funko pops
great idea really. make millions selling plastic crap to manchildren.

don't be disgusting

MrSmelly is livestreaming and asking how he can find a hot forty-something woman. He needs tips
youtu.be/dtjX5We8vTY

i found some plastic underneath the lip of a can lid and my hands stank of it for weeks afterwards, and i couldnt pick up metal any more by pressing it with my fingerprint. and the scariest thing about microplastics to me is how - like when a metal can have some magnetic-ness put onto it by a magnet, for a short time - the plastics, like, STICK to anything thats wet as if the two things were magnetic to one-another

imagine if they tied you down then took turns pooing on you

Lads on a scale from 1 to 10, where do you rank on the ugliness scale? 10 being the most ugly.

don't care, didn't ask

yeah, and i'm playing shortstop for the mets

Imagine getting your head squashed between Millie Bright's thicc thighs

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not sure really. i think im at best average when i look in the mirror but hate what i look like in photos.
but then ive never had much difficulty attracting women so i duno what to think

Plastic create trash
So why invent it?

Dunno mate, I got complacent from easily shagging foreign girls from bumble
I once pulled a fit Czech bumble girl to bed but she was too drunk to have sex
My problem is meeting Czech birds (who speak English). Do you remember where you met her? was it a club or what?

the problem isnt plastic but our relationship with it.

injecting plastic bags into my arms then donating blood

I just want a Ukrainian woman that isn't a whore

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MrSmelly asking how he can find sexy women

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Any Panic at the disco man in?

why do you think anyone here cares?

what sort of problems can they cause?

26 year old virgin here. I'm running back through the conversation I had with a girl earlier tonight. I think maybe, just maybe, she liked me. There were two things she said that may have been hints and I tried to hint back because I was nervous but maybe I'm just reading too much into it. I did say something flirtatious that she laughed at and seemed to blush slightly (I was pretty pleased with myself about that one). It was a bit loud and I struggled to keep the conversation going at times. We left at the same time but she went somewhere else with her friend.
I don't know if she has a boyfriend.

streaming with 3 virgin freaks is not helping him

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microplastics#Effects_on_the_environment

Which ones the biggest virgin do you think?