I lied to my doctor today when she asked me whether I'd ever had sex...

I lied to my doctor today when she asked me whether I'd ever had sex, costing me hundreds of dollars in unnecessary STD screening tests.

Happens in your country?

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I don't even remember the last time I saw a doctor for a check up. I wouldn't lie about being a virgin loser...probably...
I'm just gonna quietly drink myself to death.

I paid zero (0) dollars for an STD test.

KEK!

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>cares what people think of him to this degree
Oh user....

KEK no, I don't give a shit about what my doctor thinks about me. I unironically tell them whatever and fuck it. I remember saying that I smoke a lot of weed to some doctor I never saw before, like it was nothing.

I think I got herpes from that prostitute
Why did I go for the cheapest one

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I'm a slave to the opinions of others

på tissen? jeg får herpesmunnsår på leppene et par ganger i året og jeg er ufsøl

Based

no
i just tell my doctor she tested positive for whatever, get the pills and skip the test completely.
i got no need to have it confirmed if i had monkeyaidsbola on my dick if it can be removed by a few pills.
ignorance is bliss.

>I don't give a shit about what my doctor thinks about me.
i thought this too but i panicked desu

bare ta pillene

here "doctors" (more likely a pa/np) will purposefully prescribe medicine you don't need because they're told to by pharma companies

Ay lmao what language is this holy shit

how much did it cost

based retard

Kek

Why didn't you tell them you were in a long term monogamous relationship and your partner was never sick

No, even in the third world we have free healthcare

yeah what did they eat

i understand you
it's embarrassing because doctors have LOTS of sex
she would've made you the butt of every hospital joke.

Being a virgin is probably the biggest social stigma I can think of.