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England's national moto
God save the queen
Wales
Wales forever
Scotland
You shall not attack me without punishment

pooing and screaming

the proverbial sex arse as it were

>Wales forever

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you're not a former colony.

Yes that is what Cymru am byth means

cumrag forever

it's just a brainlet motto like a 10 year old invented it

thinking about getting snipped boys haha

Ah yes the daily episode of the English seething the Welsh language exists

Alri Darnell

thats a chip barm

facebook in this year?

other languages be like: pragalagatagalaga bingtangaga

Your flag looks like an arsehole doing a poo lol

walking down the stairs

sex

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told the mother about my first GF at the ripe old age of 31

no doubt bottles were popped between my mummy and daddy having a "HE'S NOT GAY" party

based....

ktim when i finally get a gf

no it doesnt be quiet

got called transphobic at the trans parade yesterday

actually hate being tall

what do you mean snipped
vasectomy?

the scrandemic as it were

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I am a conservative socialist
In other words, fuck liberals lol

Leftover spag bol on the go boys x

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yanks be like "so you're from cutter?"

sometimes the shit breaks you

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>mum keeps saying she'd "be okay if one of her sons was gay" and keeps mentioning that cute gay guy who works at the cafe down the road

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Me when eyeing up a big plate of poo fresh from the bfs hairy arsehole

going to look at pictures of naked black ladies now if that’s alright with you

kek this was me when I was 22

yeah, but I'm not sure if it's worth risking not being able to ever have kids and it's expensive af.

gasping for a fag (marlboro gold)
but trying to give up
sucking juulington 24/7 but its not hitting the spot

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>mum keeps saying "it'd be okay if I brought home an asian" and keeps mentioning the cute filipina who keeps fucking up on the ward at work (but is a sweetheart?)
we need to swap

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duh duh duh duh duh duh
duh duh duh duh DUH DUH DUH DUH
Erwin Rommel wasn’t a bad man
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sometimes it really do be like that

Ugly people and stupid people should be sterilised. Would improve 90% of the world's problems within a generation.

mum called me a basketcase

might watch Red Eye (2005)

larp
not larp

dadberg once said he could see me hooking up with an asian woman. he didn't say it in an intentionally derogatory way but still

post a pic of your face then

>almost june
WHERE DOES THE TIME GO

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was considering it too, having kids seems pretty bleak
and shagging without worrying about that pretty great

selfie i just took

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I am ugly. If my dad was sterlised then I would not have to suffer such a shite existence.

pretty fit for a muslim bird

hey handsome haha x

taking the letter "z' off my keyboard to show solidarity with the people of ukraine.. in 3, 2... 1... there, i will never use that letter again. i am hitting it right now doesn't work. take that russia.

mum knows I'm just weird and would only have a wife if I found someone quiet who didn't talk much

post a pic of your face then

youtube.com/watch?v=8pQllB6BAEQ

cool

cillian very handsome in that
mogs mcadams and I ain't even a poofter

time to start using british english spelling then

didn't ask

sick to bastard death of HR bints

Ex made me stop watching peaky blinders because Red Eye traumatized her as a kid or something

reminded me I need to watch peaky blinders

hopelessly in love with a 38 year old woman

what do hr people even do and why are they all women

gotta hide your power level

Nobody can kill you if youre dead inside

Sounds like God is angry lads

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yeah, I'm thinking the same. Did you do it?

rush in to pump a single child with a strong chance of ADHD moderate chance of autism into her now or lose your chance and be resigned to autism forever

*kills you*

if they caught and arrested someone for perving at you through a crack in the swimming pool changing rooms would they let you know or let you leave oblivious

What is with d parents thinking that if you don't have a gf it MUST be because you are a bender?

>ADHD
>autism
FAKE disorders

The fit one you posted the other day?

adhd and autism aren't actually caused by parental age

Any grooming tips?

they grew up in an era where everyone was a normie more or less and everyone had relationships

based on what

How did you do it lad? Surely she must think you a bit weird if you never have had a gf before

no, would never post the object of my affections on here for these freaks and degenerates to lust over

autism is definitely correlated with women having kids when they are older. kids are healthier in general with young mothers

Its been thundering like hell here in London. Loudest i've heard in years.

lightning just struck near me house and startle the shit out of brotherberg

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yum yum