You realize this is the money shot, correct? This face is worth millions of dollars, and of you recklessly ruined it. He claimed on his Instagram story that it was a “surfing accident” but we all know that isn’t true.
You guys are pathetic. Completely fucking pathetic. "Boo, hoo, I'm so retarded and shit and I like to try to make fun of Jonah (AND FAIL *MISERABLY* AT IT) because he's so much cooler and successful than me, hoo". It's jealousy, pure jealousy, but you wouldn't dare to mock him to his face because you know he'd kick your fucking teeth in if he even cared to (which he doesn't because he has way too much better things going on).
Of course it was just a surfing accident, so what of it you fucking faggot. He still gets more poon than you will in your lifetime.
Jayden Wilson
If you've ever surfed the board has a bad habit of popping up and really wanting to hit your face when you fall off because I suck at surfing. (everyone who isn't 150 lbs sucks at surfing, which is why it was such an odd fake hobby for him to pick)
Zachary Harris
How are his eyes such an aryan blue?
Luis Wilson
Is this that hidden symbol conspiracy theorists like to say makes them part of the elite once they perform this ritual?
Justin Miller
Yeah look at all the world leaders who've gotten black eyes with no explanation
John Butler
I punched him for trying to grab my subway
Kayden Diaz
How I see surfers all the time every time no matter what time or day of the week it is? Do they have jobs?
Connor Parker
Isn't it the left eye being bruised that means he got that adrenochrome going on?
Noah Roberts
Merely a series of remarkable coincidences. Nothing to concern yourself with. Go back to bed.
Nathaniel Sanchez
Is this guy famous or something? Lol.
He was dressed all crazy in the club, drunk as fuck, spilling drinks. I told him if he wet my shoes again we'd have problems. He started calling me 'ornella' and took a wild swing. I had to lay him out.
Aaron Allen
He tried to pull a gun on Ornella so she decked him.
Xavier Roberts
He's part of the British royal family
Ayden Peterson
he's using a filter.
changing his eye color like his last name so he can move about the gentiles undetected.
Sucked me off for cab fare, then walked home with a smile on his face. Never saw the sucker punch coming.
Grayson Butler
He did it himself, he wants to be the Jussie Smolett of fatphobia
Christian Gomez
Classic Paul Dano
Sebastian Diaz
I once saw a compilation pic of various celebrities with black eyes, the caption said something like "Traumatic imprinting by Type-II reptoid". Wish I had saved it.