How do you stop him?
How do you stop him?
Landon Scott
Joseph Powell
Rocks
Noah Bell
You can't. He has some of the heaviest plot armour of all time.
Logan Cooper
You can't. He'll just get another reboot a few years later
Julian Taylor
You can’t. The universe literally changes itself to make him survive. Even if you walked right up to him after watching him kill someone with your own eyes and blew his head off with a shotgun, reality would warp so that somehow it wasn’t actually him.
He is literally fate itself. He straight up survived getting fucking stabbed, beaten to death and murdered in the last film.
Sebastian Ward
i chop my dick off
David Lee
you sue him
Brayden Kelly
he's a tough guy, B, I gotta respect the hustle
Kayden Gonzalez
how bout you respect my cock
Liam Johnson
Bring a knife to a knife fight. Parry and counter attack.
Jeremiah Brown
Robocop is basically the only person that can beat him I think
Joseph Peterson
Rape him, break his spirit.
Michael Torres
Kill William Shatner
Jackson Anderson
Trap him in a basement and set the whole house on fire.
Jaxson Brown
I'll put him into an arm bar then have my m8 force feed him DMT
Mason Cook
Ask him nicely
Jonathan Green
Trips of truth. Mike is a Horcrux kept alive by trek money until Shatner can become God Emperor of Mars.
Jonathan Watson
EVIL DIES TONIGHT
Julian White
I show him my girlfriend (male)’s neo vagina which will confuse, disgust and terrify him all at once.
Xavier Jenkins
lock your doors on halloween
Ryan Edwards
Has anyone tried asking politely?
Jayden Cook
Send Busta Rhymes after him.
Aaron Butler
Alwayzwotks
Aiden Nelson
Unironically how would he react if you just started dancing, like flossing and dabbing and babbling shit like AYYOO SNEEDEMFEEDEM LINKED UP etc., would he be psyched out? I think that might turn him off making you his victim and just go and kill someone else.