STRIKE FIRST

STRIKE FIRST
STRIKE HARD
NO MERCY

All you anons are a bunch of pussies. Come hit up the dojo and learn to kick some ass!

Aites-Kyo!

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honestly i could probably beat up everyone on this board

QUIET!

Not if I hit you with the flying tornado kick!

not if I slap you with my spinning cock

>not the forbidden technique

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oh look it's the broody kid

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>"Yes, sensei. Permission to speak, sensei. This is the nigger who dishonored me, by beating me up and fucking my girl. He put his little black cock in her mouth and she gave it a nice sloppy bj, so much spit it made the car seat wet. Sensei, do I have permission to get back my honor and kill Kenny for fucking Kenny?! Aye!"

If you're Master Johnny, do you give your new student 'Lapusso' the justice he deserves OR do you kill the nigger yourself?

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Just break his wrist and walk away.

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honestly, if mckenna had to go out with a black guy, I wouldn’t mind if it was /ourlilnig/ Kenny.

YOU DON'T SAY THAT!!!!

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I could unironically take them all down with one mag.

i dropped this after watching the first episode of season 4. i lost interest
too boring

>school shooter fag
No offense, but sensei Johnny wouldn't even let you near our dojo. In fact, we got rid of nerds, virgins, chinks, niggers, and jews. The first all white dojo to win the All Valley 7 years in a row. Have mercy!! We're that damn good.

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I hope Tony LaRacist trains with Johnny since Danny boy took Johnny's son, it's only fair.

>SEASON 5 SPOILER
8 months have passed since Johnny's and Miguel's bodies were uncovered by the Columbian task force, their penises sewn into eachother's mouths with the carving in their flesh, "Mi puta Lan guana" which means "Not My Real Son".

Scene 7.3 - last day of summer
>"Hey Larusso, guess who showed up! Looks like it's finally time to show Kenny boy, no mercy!"
>"Give me 10 minutes, I'm just about to fuck this nigger bitch. I even created a new creed for our dojo: nigger bitch, nigger bitch eyes like a frog, nigger bitch nigger bitch bend over and I'll fuck ya like a dog, hee-yai!"

All Lapusso needs is some HGH and anabolic horse tranqs. Dat nigger is dead.

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are you a LaRusso, Lawrence, Kreese or Silver kinda karateka, user?

>school shooter
I'm not american

So you're a nigger. Cause if you ain't white, that's what you are. I ain't never been racist, but you sure do act like a nigger. Me? I'm American as apple pie. And it's thanks to me and USA that you have any kino. USA makes all tv/film. You wouldn't be here if not for us. Now show some fucking respect before we get historical on your foreign faggot ass.
Seriously, I will split your wig. Fuck off!

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Test

For some time now I have been making my life decisions under the teachings of Johnny sensei.
Is this badass or for pussies?

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>Permission granted to kill that little niglet
>show no mercy
>Aites-Kyo!

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