what would you do in this scenario?
What would you do in this scenario?
Jack Thomas
Grayson Peterson
make a computer appear so I could post
Lincoln Rivera
Fully simulate a WWI battlefield with bullets that cannot harm myself
Alexander Scott
Connor Jones
Depends. Can people see what I’m doing? If not,
Rape.
Dylan Harris
>computer, generate a concrete cylinder approximately 200 centimeters in height with a space for me to stand within it's perimeter
>Generate several copies of Deanna Troi to stand on the top of the cylinder, facing outward
>Now, simulate these Trois to have terrible lactose-induced diarrhea
>Configure the volume of diarrhea to regenerate in their bowels as they empty such that the release is unending
>Remove safety protocols and begin simulation
Damn beat me to it
Leo Ross
"Invisible man in home for unwed mothers."
James Bailey
Michael Jones
kinda like a less funny version of this one
Kayden Murphy
>Tea
>Earl Grey
>Hot
>Disengage Safety Protocols
Ayden Fisher
Computer, search all databases of civilizations in the universe known to the federation with instances of the linguistic phrase "updog", and create a physical representation of what exactly that is. The crew seems to be caught in a causality loop of asking me if I am able to detect this...thing, and I must end the search here, and now. Disengage safety protocols.
Wyatt Baker
This would be funny if it literally didn't make sense, You could just increase the concentration to saturate the air anyway.
Charles Brown
>Computer, run simulation 'Cyberplace Internet Cafe; Circa 1997'
>"Ah, Gamespy my old friend. Lets see which servers look good today."
Cooper Ortiz
It's just a retarded meme, user.
but to play devil's advocate, the idea of the wooden doors is what chuds latch on to, the theory being that the rooms were not nearly airtight enough to build up a concentration required for death.
Like I said, just a dumb meme.
Joshua Powell
kek'd
Jordan Thomas
why didn’t the Germans just use
as a gas source?
Joseph Scott
I invite all of these people to hang out in my outhouse while I throw in some de-lousing agents and when they come out I'll tell them they're right.
Gavin Reed
Computer, 1943 Poland, but the Holocaust is real.
Bentley James
kiss cute girls
Zachary Brooks
>Computer Generate 23 year old Mal Malloy
>Set her metabolism to instantaneously deposit caloric surpluses to fat cells
>Generate endless customizable buffet
>Disengage safety protocols
Charles Morales
>add her twin sister Val, both have profound galactorrhea
Carter Sanders
Let's be fair, everyone does what Barclay does (except for Worf, he fights in duels to the death, but for Klingons that's sex so same thing really), they just don't get caught and don't let it interfere with their jobs.