Ugh, Millenialbros?!?

Ugh, Millenialbros?!?


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Dennis is talking about zoomers, not millennials.

cursed season

t. seething millenial

damn, i stopped watch this show years ago but that was actually really funny

only millennial women say daddy, zoomer girls just want each other

He's going after college aged girls. 1997 is the first birth year of the zoomer generation and anyone currently in college would have been born post-9/11. He's talking about zoomers, not millennials.

which is exactly why the girl he's manipulating is a millennial
uh oh! what are you going to do to get yourselves out of this one millennials? nothing? guess you'll just have to seethe and cope!

>haha remember the DENNIS system?
>haha remember the gang finds a dumpster baby?
Its like the have to rehash an old episode or reference an old joke every minute

24 year olds in 2021 are zoomers born in 1997.

cope

You are out of touch. Zoomies are about to hit 30 soon

Dennis's take on sexual harassment was pretty good too

>math and the passage of time are copes
You're the one in denial about the fact that even the youngest millennials are practically 30. Millennials are too old for Dennis.

There is literally no difference between millennials and zoomers

its all about generation ALPHA baybe

Being born in two different time periods is a difference, zoomers literally all being incapable of remembering a pre-9/11 world is a huge difference.

if zoomer doesn't start until 1997, there are a bunch of millenials who do not remember it either

Doesn't matter, they are culturally the same cancer

This was one of the best scenes in the entire season. Their podcast is funnier than the show's been in years.

>This generation doesn't even understand half the shit they're saying.
Holy... He owned my generation really thoroughly with that one. And I'm a zoomer commie. Zoomer and millennial bros... We need to do some self reflection.

I'm a 35 year old millennial. Everyone 30 and under is a zoomer to me and they should all kill themselves. Everyone over 60, too.

You're blinded by petty generational squabbles you can't see how we can learn a valuable from Dennis' words. Don't abandon the old just because they can't understand, try to understand them first. Don't abandon the young just because they're arrogant, they're riddled with anxiety and insecurity. We must unite all generations in humility and understanding.

Dennis is talking about zoomers, not millennials.

Enough of this division

We all just need to team up and kill all the boomers. You know, the ones who actually destroyed society at every fucking level.

Zoomers are somehow worse in every way. I at least remember playing outside

>27 next month
>got Any Forums throughout 2021
>still KHHV
>Women 4+ years younger than me somehow seem like they're speaking another language
>women my age are just a walking list of demands and narcissism despite the roadsigns saying: "WALL AHEAD"
I'm not even looking for some "trad wife" since women only LARP the values of their guy, I just want a sane, reasonably healthy woman to look at every so often

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Women are the only investment that demands more as their value goes down.

The delusions and entitlement of 30+ women are beyond my imagination

uhhhhh, based?

I'm getting too old to wait for them to grow up. Tag em and bag em. That means (You).

Zoomers can't really be blamed for their retardness yet, they are still kids, and retarded kids are the fault of the parents

Its not that simple. If you do some digging you'll realize this goes way further back. Napoleon, the French Revolution, the American Revolution, the protestant reformation.

how about you're getting a booster every 4 months and mandatory VR trans porn

Damn bro how edgy.

The juice ain't worth the squeeze. I'm just thankful I got all the creampieing out of the way with a Shanann Watts type of narcissist so I don't feel like I missed out. Women my age are even worse, they're all looking for someone to put a kid inside them ASAP. I don't want kids, but I also don't want a woman who doesn't want kids because that's a huge red flag. Catch 22. They're all trouble anyway, you young guys will learn that after spending 14 years with one.

We just need to put all boomers in the ground and 90% of our problems will literally vanish.

Fuck that.

And yet you live the same life as zoomers now

Blaming elders is lame and disrespectful, and something irresponsible and low IQ women do. Take responsibility for yourself, or at least blame kids and their weird haircuts.

So you're saying we should go back in time and kill the Greatest Generation for giving us boomers?

aka doesn’t get bitches

Boomers are the only thing holding society together.

No I don’t. For one, I read a lot.

>Blaming the people who tore the social contract to shreds is lame and disrespectful

Kill yourself.
The second the economy collapses Im executing anyone over 50 I come across, no questions asked.

Greatest generation my ass; those are nostalgia goggles. Nothing was great after the death of Charlemagne.

Why is everything so fucked up today?
Everyone under 40 controls barely 5% of the wealth in America.

Maybe we start there.

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Well get fucked, boomer. Cancel BINGO night at the legion for the foreseeable future just to make it a challenge for us.

Youre just another french revolution faggot. You want chaos but you dont have a better system in mind to replace the old one. Im much smarter than you.

I didn't brand them that, user. I think all generations are shit in their own way and humans are garbage creatures.

>woman screaming out daddy while being fucked - normal and socially acceptable
>man wanting to cuddle a woman and softly call her mommy - weirdo and freak
why is it like this bros?

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Why does no one ever mention Gen X

Im a millennial, I just understand that your rage is unfocused and misdirected

>projecting this hard
Fuck it, yeah let's kill them all

Not my problem.

Every poster ITT other than me should die.

I'm 29 and haven't spoken to a woman in 17 years

Kys, freak

Hello, Reddit. Can you think of any reason why old people would have significantly more wealth? I can provide the definition of wealth if you need.

>You want chaos but you dont have a better system in mind to replace the old one

You're right, I dont give a single fuck. I just cant wait to kill people. And theres millions like me from every 3rd world shithole across the world pouring in more by the day.

Cope.

based

And we want this circus tent of a society being held together, why?

So even more reason to kill them.

I'll be out on the streets with the kiddos nigger-knifing old ladies.

Zoomer starts at 1994-5

Because the alternative is going to be much worse.

Better to rip the band aid off fast

Anyone else miss the time when millennial was the used to label anyone who was underage on Any Forums despite the posters being unknowingly millennials themselves?

Not funny at all but pretty accurate. Especially the part about people not understanding what they argue about.

Baaaased

look for things where they're likely to be
pray in the name of Jesus to find a genuine church so that you may find a wife
and don't be thankless and ungrateful to God after He's tended to addressed the cry of your heart

>Not being in an eleven person amorous collective.
Millennials are literally ngmi

The sad part is that even if you take out the weird mommy fetish it'd still be off-putting to women.

was Dennis's voice always that gay sounding? It's changed even more than his face.

Yikes. Freak

it really isn't fair that an old person who has been working, saving, and investing, for decades; is wealthier than a young person who just started their fist job as an inexperienced junior sales associate.

all you ever heard or read about in the 80s and 90s was gen x

>why is it like this bros?
Women are attracted to dominant men.
Women are unattracted to men they can dominate.
It's hardwired in their brains and you will never be able to overwrite it. Accept it, fap to "mommy" porn, and have a normal relationship in which you keep this part of yourself hidden from your partner.

it was pretty funny, feels like a bit ofna rehash but more importantly why is the show shot like this now? it feels super fake and weird with unnatural lighting and makeup. they need to go back to filming on lower quality cameras for that more DIY feel

When boomers were the same age, they controlled almost 25% of the wealth. Not even remotely the fucking same.

:|

Dennis is back bros

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This. Don't turn zoomers into the new punching bags, just go after the old boomers who ruined/are ruining everything.

>Women are attracted to dominant men.
yeah, and men are attracted to dominant women. Why are women the only ones who get what they want here?

Wrong, faggot.

>men are attracted to dominant women
lol

>Season 15
wouldn't watch that clip with a gun to my head

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Sorry user, you have finally seen women for what they truly are.

It's not about finding a perfect woman. It's about finding one who doesn't want to make you cut yourself every 5 minutes. Just make peace with that.

You're 35 and still act like a 15 year old, when will you truly grow up?

You have to fuck them into a docile stupor first, then they don't find it offputting.

What is sanity, anyway? What is normal? Nobody on this planet had the same expirience as you. From your own perspective everybody is insane and wired.

what episode is this from

the post of a man who dropped the GB from his RGB pills

>You know, the ones who actually destroyed society
Boomers made kino music/Movie/art/books. What the fuck did millennials do?Boomers went to space.

Why do you think they're called boomers? There were a shit ton of them everywhere when we had a young thriving population your parents failed only had 1-2 kids, now we're fucked with all the old and ageing fuckers. You could never have the beatles - the hippie movement without young people, nixon wouldn't have pulled out of vietnam if not for the young people protesting. Now we have old fucks storming capitol hill. Shit generation.

Fucking kill yourself boomer.

Dying by your own hand will be a lot less painful than what the "New Americans" have in store for you.

>woman screaming out daddy while being fucked -
This only happens in porn or movies where the jew writer can't contain his fetish. Girls don't say that while being fucked. The only thing they like is being strangled lightly.

Boomers gave me Conan what did millennials give me?

Wow, something from nu-Sunny that actually made me laugh. Is the rest of the show like this still? I haven't watched in a long time.

ITT: triggered millennial snowflakes

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Remember when all the schizos were saying that obama was setting up the camps all across the country with caskets and shit for when he started having all Americans killed? Kek. No point to this post other than this guy reminding me of that.

the camps and the mass produced caskets exist, they just havent flipped the switch yet

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Stay ignorant, retard.

Anyone who cant see the agenda after COVID doesnt deserve to live.

I thought the podcast was just them apologising for insensitive jokes about melanins, squinters and backdoor burglars

You know its not.

Girls do say 'daddy'.

fuck no

this is blatantly wrong

Late millennials/early zoomers are really the worst people. There is some hope for late zoomers though, for those born in 2005 and later, for now some of them seem to be more conscious about actual societal problems, not some imaginary bullshit like racism, gender issues and climate change or whatever liberal propaganda is trying to feed them. But I still think they won't change a damn thing about the world and they surely won't fix the declining economy of the West, so whatever. Call me a defeatist, but I have a really negative view of our common civilizational future.

it's basically younger millenials and zoomers

that's the fruit of feminism, women untouched by it don't really demand more as they age, but they're kinda rare

>women untouched by it don't really demand more as they age
There are no White women untouched by it, they all are feminists.
And no, Russian or Asian women aren't much better, their traditionalism is nothing but a larp.

>There are no White women untouched by it
there are, you can't possibly claim to know that there aren't, it just looks like there are none from certain perspectives

>The second the economy collapses Im executing anyone over 50 I come across, no questions asked.
come at me nigger, I've been stockpiling funs and ammo for decades waiting for the collapse. While you were collecting (yous) I was hardening my home and land and I traded in vidya for real life a long, long time ago faggot.

There won't be any boomers left for you to kill because I'll have killed every single one in my county by the the time you left your mom's boyfriend's basement kiddo

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You just outed yourself as having no social life. Most women aren't feminists, they just agree to the tokenistic slogans that feminists agree because feminists and rat sjw movements all create undisagreeable platitudes like black lviss matter and women should be paid as much as men even when they're bullshit lies. Go outside and socialise.

>You just outed yourself as having no social life.
Yes.
>Most women aren't feminists, they just agree to the tokenistic slogans that feminists agree because feminists and rat sjw movements all create undisagreeable platitudes like black lviss matter and women should be paid as much as men even when they're bullshit lies.
I don't care.
>Go outside and socialise.
No.

>Yes.
>I dont care.
>No.

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based retard