Post lolcows from your cunt

This is Magmys-Micke. He's severely autistic and lives in an apartment owned by the municipality. He's been searching for magmys, or roughly translated "stomach cuddling" for like 20 years.
He wants to basically rub his dick against a woman's stomach. He also suffers from phimosis that hasn't been remedied and has gotten so bad that he can't even jack off normally for purely mechanical reasons, forcing him to basically just rub his dick so that the glans rubs against the inside of the foreskin. His dick looks like an onion because of this and the fact that it's deformed and tiny in general.
Ge tried to get his "magmys" by offering stuff like old DVDs and candy to interested girls, with the expected results. He has also bought a dildo that he would offer to girls in exchange for magmys, but quickly realized that it would get too expensive and decided that he would lend it out for 15 minutes per magmys.
When people troll him one on one and pretend to be girls, it has become clear that he's also interested in punching girls in the face and stabbing them in their stomaches. He's getting worse and worse and now wants to involve baseball bats as well. He's very naive and doesn't suspect anything when he's being trolled even though his phone calls keep getting leaked.
He's been hosting a "Skype Dating Contest" for a while as well where he's the first price.
And also, his sister doesn't allow him to meet his nieces, it's unknown why but it's likely because he tried some shit.
He used to do a bunch of "cooking shows" where he only made food using ready-made products, but his tard wranglers don't want to help him with this anymore so it stopped. He also uses margarine, plastic tools, and teflon pans, and he always has the heat turned up to the max.
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And just like Chris-Chan, he's done a cover of Backstreet Boys' "I want it that way": youtube.com/watch?v=FUg5WKKQzbQ

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No one cares about your bargain bin Chris-Chan

Magmys-Micke is even more retarded than Chris-Chan.

As we speak, Chris-Chan is currently sitting in jail awaiting trial for the alleged sexual assault of his own mother. I don’t think your guy is more retarded.

He has also expressed getting magmys from his mother as "an option". He wants to stab girls in their stomaches and keeps getting his calls leaked because he gets fooled time and time again.

Actions speak louder than words

this is jeroen elswijk (aka poepslaaf jeroen). he is gay and very autistic and other gays on the internet convinced him he has a nasty piss/shit/toilet fetish. there are loads of videos of him smearing shit in his hair/face/body, videos of him getting pissed on, vids of him shitting cum into a dixie and then pouring the contents of said dixie over himself. he also doxxed himself and leaked his own phone number and told people to shit in his mailbox. if you send him a text he replies with a photo of a dead animal or something like that. he said he was going to quit several times but has fallen back into it every time so far. in one video he asked for mums to give him their rancid mother's milk so he could drink it and get stomach problems and diarrhoea. most of his videos have been removed from youtube but can still be found on instagram reddit etc etc

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here he is getting piss thrown all over him in the parking garage of his apartment block