How would your country contribute if there was an alien invasion?

How would your country contribute if there was an alien invasion?

Would you take up arms to defend humanity?

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I would sit on my rock and watch the news

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Is Mr Friedman okay in the head? And his editor?

i would join the aliens and work towards the destruction of the human race as revenge for what they have done to me

Hope Putin nuke amerikkkans and say fhat aliens did it

>flag
Nukes galore or very quickly surrendering depending on who we've got

it'll treated as just another sci-fi globohomo juice productions

I would sit on my iceberg and not care :/

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we can make porn of it

>Arrival is about the burgers protecting the aliens against Chinese who just want to blow them up when they think aliens are asking for a weapon
>in reality China would be lining up stockpiles of weapons to sell to the aliens in exchange for heptapod 5D chess tech

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Based pvt. Sanchez.

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I'd try to get myself an alien gf

We're so sorry Ameribros

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I will gladly join the sexy aliens to kill all Americans.

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based island chad

If ayys follow historic patterns of colonialism, usually colonizers would look for local allies to help them subdue a territory. If they do so as well then I would gladly help the ayys in conquering the Earth. Like what Spain did to the allied natives, they will shower us with ayy tech and ayy weaponry and we shall use this to BTFO the likes of China & America. Then when the wars die down and the Earth fully subjugated, we shall reign over the earth as Ayy Inquilinos, and maybe even breed Ayy Mestizos.

Then they shall use us as auxiliaries for their other colonial wars, taking us to the stars with them in their adventures. There I will happily die in some fantastic interstellar colonial war fighting as a Space Janissary/Sepoy for my Ayy masters.

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I actually laughed at how cartoonishly evil they made the chinks to be in that movie

Like, we're the most trigger happy country in history

Aliens will never be anything like humans, they'll be either bacteria that grew on some distant planet or noncarbon lifeforms that behave like feral animals or insects, not faggy humanoid caricatures for pseuds to project their bullshit onto. There will never be an alien invasion because invasions or wars are human concepts that humans project, in the natural world animals do not wage war but simply fight and kill and fuck to advance their place and secure their existence in the material void. That's assuming that these "aliens" are animals and not vegetation or plants, and you will still have small-minded retards trying to send peace offerings and negotiations to extraterrestrial flora.

Nuh uh. My science fiction stories tell me they will be all humanoid like supermodels with huge booba n shiet. And they will all be lusting after me cock.

NATO propaganda is getting really fucking lazy.
Are they incompetent or lazy that's the real question?

not my problem