DJT - Daily Japanese Thread #2804

Holy shit i just learned Ayana Tsubaki is a tranny! Sure had me fooled...

不肖妾がググるの下手すぎて申し訳ありません

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Low is not negative (no such thing as negative chance)

シャロちゃんにカフェイン浣腸やりたい

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DJT is the best Japanese language learning vtuber shitposting thread on Any Forums for むっつりスケベ共 that are interested in everything Japanese
Japanese speakers learning English are also welcome

How to stay healthy:
docs.google.com/document/d/1UNMTNZnRCHizHe5H2sQxLYxzchxwFW735UKSr6MWsFE

The only way to learn 日本語:
1. Filter all tripfags
2. Don't waste time/money on ゴミ like:
-Anki, garbage videos and youtube channels, shitty apps, translations, learning kanji instead of vocab, Genki, Imabi, RTK, KKLC, Kanji Damage, Wanikani, Duolingo, Bunpro, Kodansha, Tobira, whatever you're using, language schools, Italki, AJATT, JLPT, Kanji Kentei tests and many other scams
-Pitch accent doesn't exist (you can say words however you want youtu.be/1RKWcCyD7GI )
-Learning how to write on paper (you can do it later once you're decent at Japanese)
Avoiding these beginner traps will cut down your learning time considerably to less than 2 years if you learn every day and never give up. After that it's just enjoying the language and the content while fortifying your knowledge and occasionally learning something new.
3. Fix your health with the grimoire first, it makes life and learning 100 times easier
4. Spend a few days getting familiar with kanas
5. Give Tae Kim a fast read, it's not the most accurate grammar guide but it's the fastest. Look up Japanese grammar on Japanese google/ask DJT later on instead
6. A few years of reading, listening, watching vtubers, shitposting on /djt/ and having your posts corrected by Japanese flags, googling stuff you don't know and you're done!
7. Move to Japan
8. The ride never ends
絶対英語を学べる方法:
youtu.be/RJ__1lmPJWY

教材:
itazuraneko.neocities.org/
djtguide.neocities.org/
jisho.org/
図書館:
itazuraneko.neocities.org/library/librarymain.html

先スレ

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惆悵人間多別離
梅花滿眼獨行時
無家度日多為客
欲共山僧何處期

人間の別離多かるを惆悵し
梅花は眼を満たす、独り行く時に
家無くして度日し、客を多く為し
山僧と共に何処にて期せんと欲す

注釈:
人間:人の世、現世
度日:ぎりぎり間に合って生活すること
期す:時を決めて、約束して会うこと

Sorry for a silly question, user, but I was reading an old Japanese trade book
増補華夷通商考 (going through the countries, then barbarians with a bit about them, where to find them and what they sell) and the thing had 似て別 (even had katakana on 別) in it. Is this some sort of old counterpart to 似ている, basically "dissimilar" or was I reading the thing wrong? No hits in dictionaries on Sakura, either.
It would make sense in context (why compare them to Koreans first, tho?) but since you're here, I might as well make sure.
>wul.waseda.ac.jp/kotenseki/html/i13/i13_00581/index.html
The book for any anons curious just how much they could read of it (these are no poems and it shows).

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さすが唐(タウ)人也

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I've read the guide, but can I be honest ? I work and study most of the day (and I am in a good path with these activities), but the only goal I haven't started working on is Japanese. I lack the energy to study by myself more than one hour. I thought that in a course I would be more pro-active due to the presence of a professor asking questions, and so on. Is it true there is no good Japanese course at all ? At least for starting out

Japanese = (ゴミ) ばこ
Russian = (musorniy) bak
Japanese = russian

>似て別
Isn't it just …に似て+別なり

if you're studying japanese for a hobby, less than an hour a day is good enough. Ultimately it boils down to what your goal is in learning a language, if it's for fun whatever makes it the most fun is good enough as I see it. Being in a classroom is not fun or enjoyable by anyone therefore it's bullshit and also a teacher will only restrict you for whatever pace he thinks will yield him the most money