Tfw no californian gf

>tfw no californian gf

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were you banned? i haven't seen you in a while

I got banned for 3 days because of the acid trip thread. But like, I'm just not here that often anymore.

got a link to the acid trip thread? also, why don't you like swedish girls?

do all california girls look like serial killer victims?

>got a link to the acid trip thread?
Nah, I feel kinda embarrassed about it now.
>why don't you like swedish girls?
Some are alright I guess. I just don't find them alluring or interesting in any way.

I dont get it, you can find a girl like that here in sweden, at least physical looks. What makes the californian better?

The amount of BBCs taken

do you plan on moving to california?

It's hard to move to the US unless I want to do it illegally and California is needlessly expensive I think.

Rent is what fucks you over, the rest is more or less the same as sweden in terms of cost/expenses.

so whats the plan? vacation in cali every year until you meet the one?

Texas or Arizona is probably better in that case then.
I don't have one really...

I'm moving to California.

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arizona is a arid hellhole and texas weather is miserable and with the benefit of being close to expensive as california.

Curious, have you ever been to california in the first place and how do you plan to nab yourself a californian girl?

Whatever you do don't move to Fresno California. I suffer here

>arizona is a arid hellhole
Arid climates are the absolute best so long as you can get water from elsewhere.

so again, how do you plan to get yourself a californian girl?

southern belle for me

Good, you are annoying. There's no such thing as a California gf. It's all a lie. It's just a mutt whore that lives in a region with warm climate. Fuck you.
No Californian ethnicity

Unfortunately there is no plan, I've mentioned this before.

I will go to Fresno and cook you a paella to relief your suffering.

shouldnt you fix that before you start making this thread?