/brit/

Alri Aki?

I'm Bri'ish

literally no reason to feel any optimism in britain's future. this country is officially over.

all we are doing now is trying to ensure the current crop of pensioners pensions are paid out, there is no plan after that.
you will not be receiving a pension, your entire life will be spent in debt to landlords and/or banks and the government.

the opportunities afforded to your parents (free education/training, final salary pensions, free health care, free movement to europe, discounted housing, and so on) will NOT be afforded to you

it is fucking over you life will be shit and at every turn your life will be made shitter.
taxes will go up, prices will go up, salaries will stay down,

if you're not inheriting a mass of wealth/property, then i don't see why you bother - it is already over for you.

Not even a glance

>it is fucking over you life will be shit and at every turn your life will be made shitter.
>taxes will go up, prices will go up, salaries will stay down
Good

Why do we get bullied for using glottal stops instead of D's for soft T's? Bridish isn't phonetically correct either.

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need lego ninjago gf

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doubt

GAME TIME

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good morning to you too x

look at dis lil nyuggah

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HPL (housepricelad) on a tear already

hey /brit/ I ever tell you guys about that time some gay was flirting with me at a pub in exeter? kept trying to get me wasted (172 54 so v easy) by buying me drinks and stuff. last time i'm going there again, buncha freaks haha

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It was me, wanted to bum you haha

absolutely fucking horrific editing on this

*flies over to you*

Not kidding, she was sitting there putting lipstick on in the mirror and just kept going and turned it into full blown clown makeup and I fucked her with that in

Thanks for that mate, im off to toil.

That hideous creature who threw that French boy off that art gallery apparently raped another inmate in prison recently too

Thats got to be the worst one

Halo bros... I don't feel so good

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deserved it
anime freak

can you point to a single thing to feel optimistic about in the UK at the moment

rorke was bleating about muh higher lorry driver salaries and that turned out to be an absolute meme.
muh trade deal with australia and nz? how have they made my life any better?

a lot of the banks have said house price growth should start to slow because of the cost of living crisis but they've forgotten that mr sunak will do whatever he can to induce demand for houseprices and i'm sure hong kong and russian and UAE billionaires don't give a fuck if milk and central heating get a bit more expensive, when it comes to buying up entire blocks of housing.

ITS FUCKING OVER
I'M TRYING TO MAKE MOVES TO RESCUE MYSELF AND IT COSTS SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY IT IS FUCKING OVER

I mean the first part sounds cool

What do you reckon he was saying on the way down? “Oouuuiiiii” ahaha

grim waking up and immediately being like that isnt it
he should welcome the morning with grace and decorum

halo CE cortana is hotter than this

>muh trade deal with australia and nz?

is that why ive had this absolutely stupid fucking jam tasting pack sitting on a kitchen cupboard the last 3 fucking years?

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choccy for brekkers

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Have fucking headache

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Google "Jonty Bravery"

accept not living in London and renting, or find a profession you love doing regardless of wage, or throw yourself deep into some hobbies/interests that make it all worth bearing
that's it - those are your only options

French boys mentioned

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i am awakened to the reality of how the lives of my peers are becoming a flaming heap of refuse, yet no one seems to have any water to start putting it out.

Putting attractive women in movies and having them act attractive is sexist

get it down you lad
theres nowt wrong with those

She's right, you know.

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>Doesn't have the original chief's voice
D R O P P E D

shits isn't gonna last 2 seasons max

How the FUCK is this nigga 17

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ehehe

hahaha get it

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option 4 is to go back to uni (part time) get a second trade and try to use that emigrate.

that's what i'm doing. fucking arduous shit but i'll be fucked before i accept living in london, accept living in doncaster or false positive my way out of the grimness of life with 'hobbies and interests and friends' like a right patsy.

hideous and obviously male

know those faces that just make you angry by looking at them? that's one. just wanna *POW* punch that ugly fuck right in the nose. dunno what it is but thinking the lips. sickening

dont eat jam me its bad for you mate too much sugar innit

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well I'm off back out to Uganda on Thursday unironically, so I agree that you've found the secret 4th option of true happiness yes

maybe if you put as much effort into applying yourself as you do posting on here then you would be able to get a clue
grow up

I bet her bf is black

IT FUCKING LOOOOOOMS

here we are.....another week in the toil mines commencing soon. at least i made the most of my weekend by ummmm...uhhhh....

*throws you off the tate modern*

there's nowt wrong with living in Donny