>user I warned you about sexually harassing my cousin. Now get your cock out, I'm burning it off.
User I warned you about sexually harassing my cousin. Now get your cock out, I'm burning it off
Ryder Robinson
Xavier Sanchez
>Clark, she was turning her boyfriends into stone. She's a menace to everyone
Connor Peterson
>a menace
Tyler Murphy
>>user I warned you about sexually harassing my cousin. Now get your cock out, I'm burning it off.
I don't get it.
Adrian Rivera
Can't she just burn the cock off, why does Superman have to do it?
Caleb Morgan
Because you would like that, wouldn't you?
Brayden Wilson
Umm why don't you just put all cocks in bottle?
Tyler Hernandez
You sick fucks might get turned on from the idea of a woman burning your cock off.
Charles Gray
I hear in that continuity she isn't actually his cousin or even his species.
Connor Bennett
>I harassed her looking for booty
>Not just any booty, but some of the tightest booty in the universe
>I came looking for kryptonian man butt and you of course arrived to save the day
>I knows that you're weak to kryptonite, so I got some here just for you
>You can bring out your batman or martian manhunter, it makes no difference to me
>I'd break the Bat worse than Bane and show the martian a true manhunter
>Now I like you supes and I want to explode in you harder than Krypton did.
>We can do this the easy way or the hard way
>The choice is yours
Xavier Adams
He wouldn't burn it off he'd send it to the phantom zone
Zachary Morris
>implying farmboy wouldn't force a shotgun wedding.
Joshua Brown
Not for sexual harassment
Pregnancy, maybe?
Though if supergirl let you impregnate her, she must have really wanted it. Otherwise she turns you into a human pretzel.
Benjamin Morgan
>Screw you Superman! Why don't you just go eat some poop?
Asher Phillips
Was Clark getting sexually harassed or Kara?
Wyatt Clark
>Now get your cock out, I'm burning it off.
>Don't have one
Joshua Myers
>*Snaps fingers*
Congrats on your new cock Zatanna.
Landon Wilson
>sorry Superman, I'm gay actually. By the way what is your son up to these days...
Colton Ward
Even Todd looks surprised at his own ribbing
Ethan Perry
As for my next trick, i will chop off my genitals with a guillotine
Hudson Brown
Much too mundane for mighty Mister Mxyzptlk
Jonathan Cooper
beautiful
Daniel Martin
>pulls out camera
This is totally going in my scrapbook
Carter Hernandez
you do now, now take it out
Andrew Edwards
Too late. I already turned my chopped cock into a rattlesnake to bite your ass apart!