Hey, paisanos, it's the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
Hey, paisanos, it's the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
Henry Powell
Joshua Rivera
Don't get me wrong, I love this iteration of Mario, but if you think gruff Brooklyn Mario is sexier than sweetheart Bing Bing Wahoo Mario you're just undeniably wrong
Ian Thompson
I don't want to do the Mario user
William Hernandez
Luigi I have terminal 7
Gavin Parker
Brooklyn Mario has big bear dom energy. Like he'd have your asshole in a quivering mess and make you clean off his dick while demanding you make him cum hard and calling you a sissy little faggot.
Michael Smith
Jordan Parker
Isn’t current continuity that Mario and Luigi were raised in the mushroom kingdom for some reason?
I miss when they were just two plumbers from Brooklyn.
Adrian Hall
God I miss them so damn much.
Lou and Danny were so fun and lovable.
Wyatt Murphy
With the revelation/retcon that the Koopalings aren't Bowser's kids in the games, it's now notable that the cartoon King Koopa is actually the biological father of his Koopa Kids. It really makes you wonder how this much meaner, more murderous incarnation of the character had sex at least seven times, and with who. I'm more curious about who he bred with than I am about who Bowser Jr.'s mother is at this point.
Ethan Hall
What would he sound like during sex? I'm trying to really interpret an in-character orgasm here.
Jonathan Adams
Fun fact: Koopa was locked up between the events of TSMBSS and TAoSMB3, but broke out.
Eli Martinez
>Koopa wasn't in Mario 2 because he was in jail
holy fuck, it makes sense!
but it was all a dream, fuuuuuug
Justin Clark
Koopa had kids in a prison dimension? He had to have sired them before this and they were old enough to incorporate as henchmen by the time he broke out, right?
>flying battlewagon
Jose Ramirez
the adventure still happened as the instruction manual mentioned that the world of dreams is getting invaded so Mario must save it by going to sleep and entering the world
Grayson Lee
Time works differently in the Banishment Dimension, which was fortunate because he had to fuck a LOT of goomba before he could find one capable of surviving his own spotted mushroom cap (though it was probably the little spiked collar he wears on the shaft that was the real problem). In the end it wasn't until Mario similarly vanished Birdo that King Koopa finally found his, ahem, queen.
Brayden Barnes
It wasn't an interspecies union that produced them, though; they're all Koopas.
>the little spiked collar he wears on his shaft
It's wild how ubiquitous this idea is.
Adam Parker
>They return home to Brooklyn after the Super Show
>Adventures of SMB3 involves both the Mushroom World and the real world
Carter Williams
Best live-action segment? Best animated segment?
Noah Torres
>Adventures of SMB3 involves both the Mushroom World and the real world
SMB3 was a bretty good show
Anthony King
there is one in which they start rubbing trash at a woman
Ian Kelly
You can't convince me there isn't a little birdo in his brats.