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I notice Dubu. In my eyes, she turns into a giant raw steak with human arms and legs, my hear starts pounding out of my chest, my head turns into that of a wolf, the pupils of my eye start spinning like a slot machine; my pupils changing shape on every spin: first dollar signs, then stars, finally cartoon hearts which shoot out my eye sockets, my jaw drops - literally - and my tongue unrolls like a hubba bubba gum roll, I float in the air and my hand grabs for something invisible in the air: a chain connected to a train whistle materializes into my hand and I give it three strong pulls, on every pull my butt is pulled up in the air - I am practically floating - and steam exhales out of my ears. I ground myself, adjust my necktie, lick my hand and sweep back my hair, I take an exaggerated stance priming for lift-off. just as I'm about to dash away I catch myself, quickly turn around and spray pink perfume into my mouth from a crystal bottle, I clean the gaps of my teeth with my tongue, smack my lips, and assume the same running pose. Nothing but a trail of smoke is left behind as I dash towards the piece of meat. My eyes enlarge and smile widens as I shoot towards her. Once I've reached full velocity I take a long leap, pucker my lips, close my eyes - my eyelids are glossy with a single strong vertical highlight on both, cross my hands and lean in for a kiss - the momentum of my dash carrying me rest of the way. I approach Dubu at an alarming rate, this impact would clearly evaporate both of us, but I don't care. Dubu is getting closer, she turns to look at me, and just as I'm there it's revealed that this piece of Dubu meat was just a 2D projection on my monitor, with which I make violent, explosive impact. When the dust settles, there's nothing but a me-shaped hole at the center of my otherwise normally functioning monitor. On the screen, dubu peeks from "behind" the hole, looks at the camera, does an "oopsie" face and we circle wipe to end credits.

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weeekly lives in jannies' minds rent free

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loonatrannies are so petty lol

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bros

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youtube.com/watch?v=bG60_kst2oI

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thank you for posting my wife

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can we have some purity?

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how come she did this and when was this?

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what was she waiting for?

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EWWWWW

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just woke up what happened

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post twitter handle

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Jimin is fully recovered youtube.com/watch?v=OLPhxfRC1Io
thank god!

about as legit as all the other claims of idols texting their bfs

cute

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we want to throat ryuwife so bad yejibros

just add subtitles to this that over-analyze every motion she does here as a proof that she's texting her bf while broadcasting

uggos

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incels are not my bros

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please just one

Brothers wed still love her even if she has a body count of 5 was unnantural and is a liar right?

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>drinks a single drop of beer
>drives kpg mad
based

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What is she waiting for?

next one will be dubu thread?

yejibros ryumonkewife wants our banana

it's right there in the image

thanks for the update on your husbando mustafa, we were all worried for you

Yeah, fuck that i aint typing all that

jigex.com/EaCUH

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you know exactly why she did this

we need another slug thing

got ain't cutting it

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is it true jihan has top tier buttcheeks?

word

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imagine creating a little mia with mia

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lazy homo

SK is second to Russia with drinking. Le drinking bad!

kek

its @lIIllIlllIIllll

obsessed

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Best ASMR. I blasted to IU while listening to this youtube.com/watch?v=fkEFZRYSOt4

we could but only if we do it.... like a Mafia

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her cheeks fat is gone :(

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yes, perfect for facesitting and hotdogging

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thread of twice dealing with sasaengs

but when was it and know way she has sucked a dick that thick and long in SK

what would itzy be without squid

i wouldn't know

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She stood up to get the banana. Her fridge was empty except for bananas. She really enjoyed them and they were cheap so she always had them stocked up.

Sitting back down she saw all the comments talking about her ass. She could feel her cheeks burning. “Well here we go!”

She smiled as she opened the banana. Gently she kissed the tip while look directly at the camera. Her tongue swirled against it. Against the tip. Then taking it all the way in, and working on the base. Wet obscene noises came out of her mouth.

*schlup* *schlup* *schlup*

“Haaaa” she took it out and looked at all the comments “O M G, oppa thank you so much for your 4 dollars! Thank you.”

She stood up and started shaking her hips, gyrating against the air. The shame was gone.

The Tips kept coming in with more and more lewd actions. She didn’t want to. But there was so much money….

“I’m sorry oppas, hehehe, but lets take a break so we can talk, I mean its been so long since we’ve been together. Don’t you have any questions for me?” Her outward smile hid how much she hated doing this shit for money.

She wasn’t ashamed, but she hated it. She hated having to show her body for these balding old men. If she tried to imagine her audience it would be a bunch of genetic freaks, losers, pathetic men she wouldn’t want to spend a second talking to.

*ring* 400$ dollar tip *ring*

‘If you put that banana in your pussy I’ll give you 800$”

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she looks amazing here

purity only

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kindly fuck off then

kys incel